Sticking beer cans into animal butts? ... you humanoid freaks are a sick bunch.

I'm going into hiding until after Thanksgiving ... not taking any chances.
- Garfield512

I think you are safe outside China

Sticking beer cans into animal butts? ... you humanoid freaks are a sick bunch.

I'm going into hiding until after Thanksgiving ... not taking any chances.
- Garfield512

it's not all of us. it's mostly symba.

well, it's also a big butt

But yeah.

Anyway, I can run very fast.

I'm a chicken.
- deadpoulet

flutter in the air if you have to.

peck at your assailant's eyes.

it's not all of us. it's mostly symba.
- kicksave856

I think this might be true

and false at the same time

I think this might be true

and false at the same time
- deadpoulet

i for one can say i have never had the urge to shove a beer can up your butt.

well not in years anyway.

i for one can say i have never had the urge to shove a beer can up your butt.

well not in years anyway.
- kicksave856

wow

wow
- deadpoulet

just kidding. i think about it every day.

EE, about Price's upcoming press conference:

Just to clarify, since I see all kinds of reactions: This has been in the plans for a long time. Carey was away for a bit during training camp and it just worked out this way schedule-wise. It’s just to discuss how he feels and go over his situation. And no, not retiring.

i was just kidding again! omg!

EE, about Price's upcoming press conference:

Just to clarify, since I see all kinds of reactions: This has been in the plans for a long time. Carey was away for a bit during training camp and it just worked out this way schedule-wise. It’s just to discuss how he feels and go over his situation. And no, not retiring.
- Pat1993

He is not gonna retire.

He is gonna Quiet Play.

just kidding. i think about it every day.
- kicksave856

All Day I Dream About Shoving a can up deadpoulet's butt...

i was just kidding again! omg!
- kicksave856

i was just kidding again! omg!
- kicksave856

sure you are...

He is not gonna retire.

He is gonna Quiet Play.
- Mashadar

"quiet play", is that what Weber is also doing?

"quiet play", is that what Weber is also doing?
- Pat1993

yes, just to get their $$$$

I wonder if the league will look into all this at some point

EE, about Price's upcoming press conference:

Just to clarify, since I see all kinds of reactions: This has been in the plans for a long time. Carey was away for a bit during training camp and it just worked out this way schedule-wise. It’s just to discuss how he feels and go over his situation. And no, not retiring.
- Pat1993

yes, just to get their $$$$

I wonder if the league will look into all this at some point
- deadpoulet

if it's just about letting players get their money, they should be able to do so without having to "fake" not being retired lol

if it's just about letting players get their money, they should be able to do so without having to "fake" not being retired lol
- Pat1993

it's what they have to do as of now

- fidopro

let them have their money, and give their wives a good slap with it..!!

it's what they have to do as of now
- deadpoulet

it's so dumb lol

it's so dumb lol
- Pat1993

I guess

I guess
- deadpoulet

a controversial yet poignant opinion.

a controversial yet poignant opinion.
- Pat1993

yes

like being a Drouin fan, in montreal

yes

like being a Drouin fan, in montreal
- deadpoulet

it's become controversial to be a non-hater lollll