How to fan, lesson 1

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No. You dont decide what a true fan is.
You wanna be a homer or overly invested, great, all the power to you and anyone else. Its all good and can be fun.
After decades of failure, im at a show me stage with this team. Show me youre different and get past the first round.
Shrugging it off if they dont win doesnt make anyone any less of a fan. Maybe a little more in control of their emotions, but not any less of a fan.
I wanna see a cup just like anyone else, i want my kids to see a cup but if it never occurs its nowhere near the end of the world or anything devastating. The results of pro sport teams is very low on my important things in life scale.
But it doesnt make me or anyone else any less of a fan.
- Fakepartofme

Somebody has already decided how a true fan is defined.

noun
a person filled with excessive and single-minded zeal.

There's a picture of Zezel beside the definition in the dictionary. So get your unconditional and irrational love and blue paint on Fakesy. Sports is the ultimate excuse to be fanatical.

Somebody has already decided how a true fan is defined.

noun
a person filled with excessive and single-minded zeal.

There's a picture of Zezel beside the definition in the dictionary. So get your unconditional and irrational love and blue paint on Fakesy. Sports is the ultimate excuse to be fanatical.
- The Law

Damn it, I keep telling those incompetents at the dictionary to put my picture beside Moon Knight.

I have 3 blades and spin really fast thus creating a breeze... Does that make me a real fan?

Damn it, I keep telling those incompetents at Marvel Studio to put my picture beside Moon Knight.
- Zezel

I have 3 blades and spin really fast thus creating a breeze... Does that make me a real fan?
- Tee-Dot

Beanie caps have 2 blades.






And yes, I know how I know this fun fact.

I’ve been a Leafs fan my entire life.

I’ve been a season ticket holder for almost 30 years.

I attended the last game at Maple Leaf Gardens.

I attended the first game at the ACC.

My daughter’s first time skating was at the ACC.

I’ve been to Leafs away games in nine different cities.

And I feel the same way as Fakesie.

Banning people for not agreeing with your opinion on what makes a great fan is ludicrous.

Read the room, Dozzer. Nobody agrees with you banning him for disagreeing with you here.

Nobody.
- Atomic Wedgie

Yeah that was brutal. Couldn't believe what I was back reading

Threatening to ban people who disagree with you is lame.
- Zezel

Agreed, 100%.

Also approaching this series with similar mentality as Fake.

If they close it out though I will be funneling Kool-Aid directly from your spout.

Yeah that was brutal. Couldn't believe what I was back reading
- PlatosRepucklic

You know what they sat about absolute power.

4-1 Leafs

Damn it, I keep telling those incompetents at the dictionary to put my picture beside Moon Knight.
- Zezel

khonsu has said no! to that.

How to fan, lesson 1

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- Canada Cup

"You do you."

- Santo

Me? I'm gonna try to suppress my inner realist.

4-1 Leafs
- mr.sir

That would be a fun score to actually hold and win by. Further exorcising of the demons.

That would be a fun score to actually hold and win by. Further exorcising of the demons.
- mjones242

We better not lose in OT

"You do you."

- Santo

Me? I'm gonna try to suppress my inner realist.
- mjones242

You’re lucky I’m not a mod. You’re all lucky I’m not a mod.

Never go full Putin

Guys, Dozzer has been hscesq this whole time.

You know what they sat about absolute power.
- bobbyisno1

That’s poopty vodka?

Game day people!!!!


Tampa will come out strong. Hopefully the Leafs can endure it and come on top!!.

That’s poopty vodka?
- Canada Cup

How does one distinguish a good vodka from a bad vodka?

Honest question as I've never been a vodka drinker but isn't the goal of vodka to taste like nothing?

That would be a fun score to actually hold and win by. Further exorcising of the demons.
- mjones242

he has come to help.

How does one distinguish a good vodka from a bad vodka?

Honest question as I've never been a vodka drinker but isn't the goal of vodka to taste like nothing?
- PlatosRepucklic

I have no idea. I don’t even drink.

Game day people!!!!


Tampa will come out strong. Hopefully the Leafs can endure it and come on top!!.
- dmnted

I guess I will have to be crushed if they lose. Unable to eat or sleep, falling into a state of depression, unable to function - proving to Dozzer that I am a “real” fan.

That’s poopty vodka?
- Canada Cup

Absolutely.

I guess I will have to be crushed if they lose. Unable to eat or sleep, falling into a state of depression, unable to function - proving to Dozzer that I am a “real” fan.
- Woderwick

As if all of us degenerates that visit this site everyday have to somehow further prove we are "real fans"

As if all of us degenerates that visit this site everyday have to somehow further prove we are "real fans"
- PlatosRepucklic

I come here for the various consumer products advice.