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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 28 @ 3:47 PM ET
Back in the day the nets had a metal point in the centre along the ice. Mark Howe slid in ass first and at the same time the net got tipped backwards by about 6 inches. He almost got disemboweled.

True boomer story.

- shack67

Dude:

Why, or why did you bring that up?

I'd rather talk about Clint Malarchuk.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 28 @ 3:53 PM ET
He ruptured his ACL first week in December. Been waiting since then. Apparently, it’s common and they saw some lumps on his meniscus on his other leg and he’ll probably need another in 6-8 months. Thank God for insurance. It’s $7,000
- Canada Cup

I've told this a few times before, but what the hell, it's Friday.

Our old dog blew out her knee.

Took her to the vet, they ran x-rays, or whatever they do. Spoke with the vet: she said it was going to be X amount (let's say $7 thousand - it was around there) but that typically what happens is that the dog will blow out the other knee while rehabbing the first one, so budget for another operation. Told us to come back in a few days for the results.

So a few days later, I'm sitting in the waiting room, worrying about both my dog and my bank account. I'm just listlessly staring out the window.

AND DOUG FRANKING GILMOUR WALKS BY!!! DOUG MOTHERBOZAKING GILMOUR!!!

For a brief moment, I'm calm and relieved. This is a sign. My dog is going to be all right.

And then I remember: Gilmour's career ended when he blew out his knee.

Damn.

Turns out no surgery, but the dog was never the same. She basically became a house dog - in her last few years, she couldn't walk around the block.

True Wedgie Story.
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