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lacaprup
Buffalo Sabres
Location: NY
Joined: 07.23.2006

Jan 28 @ 8:37 AM ET
Homie, if you're going to post @ me with Warren Zevon please have a warewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.
Buff36
Buffalo Sabres
Joined: 10.13.2019

Jan 28 @ 8:37 AM ET
I have no idea what that Granato word salad I posted means, so...maybe?
- kingcong39

What a sh!t show
TheSabresTaco
Buffalo Sabres
Location: For me. jack Eichel is bobby ryan….that's it. - Octavarium, NY
Joined: 05.05.2011

Jan 28 @ 8:38 AM ET
I mean do they sign Robson just in case and bring him on the road.
- Buff36


You really love this Robson kid.
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Jan 28 @ 8:39 AM ET
I mean do they sign Robson just in case and bring him on the road.
- Buff36

charlie williams

TheSabresTaco
Buffalo Sabres
Location: For me. jack Eichel is bobby ryan….that's it. - Octavarium, NY
Joined: 05.05.2011

Jan 28 @ 8:39 AM ET
I have no idea what that Granato word salad I posted means, so...maybe?
- kingcong39


Based on my experience in Granato-speak, one of those two goalies will be available to back up tomorrow.
SabresFaninIndiana
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Bananaville, IN
Joined: 12.16.2009

Jan 28 @ 8:40 AM ET
I mean do they sign Robson just in case and bring him on the road.
- Buff36

they need to at least sign a goalie as a just in case.. is it Robson, might as well be.

if they both suit up would Buffalo be the first ever team to dress to undrafted goalies with a combined less than 10 NHL games for one game? i would think so
TheSabresTaco
Buffalo Sabres
Location: For me. jack Eichel is bobby ryan….that's it. - Octavarium, NY
Joined: 05.05.2011

Jan 28 @ 8:40 AM ET
charlie williams


- homiedclown


Isn't he in Rochester on a PTO? Good for him, he was great at Canisius
Buff36
Buffalo Sabres
Joined: 10.13.2019

Jan 28 @ 8:41 AM ET
You really love this Robson kid.
- TheSabresTaco

Not really, really just amazing we would even be talking about him. What's that saying Next Man Up. Didn't think it would mean 8 goalie's
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Jan 28 @ 8:41 AM ET
Homie, if you're going to post @ me with Warren Zevon please have a warewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.
- lacaprup

kingcong39
Buffalo Sabres
Location: albany, NY
Joined: 02.21.2007

Jan 28 @ 8:41 AM ET
Sabres LinkedIn goaltender opening posting:

Wanted: NHL Buffalo Sabres Goaltender

Compensation: $750K (prorated), per diem, all medical expenses covered at no out of pocket cost

Skills Needed: Ability to play goaltender for no more than 5 to 7 NHL games. Excellent medical coverage at zero cost to employee after inevitably getting injured after less than 10 games played, so ability to lightly rehab greatly desired, but desire to rehab back into actual NHL playing shape is most certainly NOT wanted.

Benefits: Only need to practice/play for 2 weeks. Following that, earning the most money you've likely ever earned while having 100% of your medical 🚑 costs covered and only needing to come to the facility daily to rehab just enough to remain on IR through April/May.
kingcong39
Buffalo Sabres
Location: albany, NY
Joined: 02.21.2007

Jan 28 @ 8:42 AM ET
Based on my experience in Granato-speak, one of those two goalies will be available to back up tomorrow.
- TheSabresTaco


And the other will have a leg or arm amputated, but only be week to week, based on my experience with how the Sabres organization handles injuries.
Buff36
Buffalo Sabres
Joined: 10.13.2019

Jan 28 @ 8:43 AM ET
Sabres LinkedIn goaltender opening posting:

Wanted: NHL Buffalo Sabres Goaltender

Compensation: $750K (prorated), per diem, all medical expenses covered at no out of pocket cost

Skills Needed: Ability to play goaltender for no more than 5 to 7 NHL games. Excellent medical coverage at zero cost to employee after inevitably getting injured after less than 10 games played, so ability to lightly rehab greatly desired, but desire to rehab back into actual NHL playing shape is most certainly NOT wanted.

Benefits: Only need to practice/play for 2 weeks. Following that, earning the most money you've likely ever earned while having 100% of your medical 🚑 costs covered and only needing to come to the facility daily to rehab just enough to remain on IR through April/May.

- kingcong39

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Jan 28 @ 8:46 AM ET
Sabres LinkedIn goaltender opening posting:

Wanted: NHL Buffalo Sabres Goaltender

Compensation: $750K (prorated), per diem, all medical expenses covered at no out of pocket cost

Skills Needed: Ability to play goaltender for no more than 5 to 7 NHL games. Excellent medical coverage at zero cost to employee after inevitably getting injured after less than 10 games played, so ability to lightly rehab greatly desired, but desire to rehab back into actual NHL playing shape is most certainly NOT wanted.

Benefits: Only need to practice/play for 2 weeks. Following that, earning the most money you've likely ever earned while having 100% of your medical 🚑 costs covered and only needing to come to the facility daily to rehab just enough to remain on IR through April/May.

- kingcong39

lacaprup
Buffalo Sabres
Location: NY
Joined: 07.23.2006

Jan 28 @ 8:46 AM ET

- homiedclown


Such a great song. Never fails to make me smile.
lacaprup
Buffalo Sabres
Location: NY
Joined: 07.23.2006

Jan 28 @ 8:47 AM ET
Sabres LinkedIn goaltender opening posting:

Wanted: NHL Buffalo Sabres Goaltender

Compensation: $750K (prorated), per diem, all medical expenses covered at no out of pocket cost

Skills Needed: Ability to play goaltender for no more than 5 to 7 NHL games. Excellent medical coverage at zero cost to employee after inevitably getting injured after less than 10 games played, so ability to lightly rehab greatly desired, but desire to rehab back into actual NHL playing shape is most certainly NOT wanted.

Benefits: Only need to practice/play for 2 weeks. Following that, earning the most money you've likely ever earned while having 100% of your medical 🚑 costs covered and only needing to come to the facility daily to rehab just enough to remain on IR through April/May.

- kingcong39



Marty Biron is thinking about this or his snow plowing.



washedup20
Location: the little apple
Joined: 08.19.2014

Jan 28 @ 8:47 AM ET
“Both Craig and Tokarski have had injuries that nobody knows but them,” Granato added. “No doctor, no medical advisor; it’s just how they feel and only they know how they feel with what they’re dealing with. So, yeah, they remain day to day because of that, and we sit and wait for them. … It really is, there is a mystery to all of this.”
- kingcong39



They lost their love of the game, it's 2022 thats a medically certified injury nowadays
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Jan 28 @ 8:54 AM ET
Such a great song. Never fails to make me smile.
- lacaprup

TheSabresTaco
Buffalo Sabres
Location: For me. jack Eichel is bobby ryan….that's it. - Octavarium, NY
Joined: 05.05.2011

Jan 28 @ 8:55 AM ET
Not really, really just amazing we would even be talking about him. What's that saying Next Man Up. Didn't think it would mean 8 goalie's
- Buff36


I will spare the board from going off the (frank)ing handle again about the goalies.

All I will say is that Adams did this to himself. Anderson is a great grandfather to about 7 legal adults. UPL has an injury history. Dell was literally living in the garbage can next to Oscar the Grouch. Tyrone Biggums was his landlord. Dustin Tokarski is a certified AHL goalie who can be used sparingly as a 3rd. He's had covid since 2014. Subban is a mix of injury prone UPL and bad (frank)in Dell. Houser. And who the (frank) else do we have.

Oh good, we're now to Mat (frank)ing Robson.

(frank) you Kevyn. My dog poop on your ROW twice in the past three weeks.
TheSabresTaco
Buffalo Sabres
Location: For me. jack Eichel is bobby ryan….that's it. - Octavarium, NY
Joined: 05.05.2011

Jan 28 @ 8:58 AM ET
And the other will have a leg or arm amputated, but only be week to week, based on my experience with how the Sabres organization handles injuries.
- kingcong39


*A bear mauls Tokarski's covid riddled arm off on live tv*

Granato: We're still getting some information from the medical staff and he'll go for an MRI tomorrow. Upper body. Day to day for now but that could change.
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Jan 28 @ 9:00 AM ET
frasier has an interview with the giants today

so there is that
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Jan 28 @ 9:03 AM ET
news on the tank front

seattle won last night
sens got a loser point

our race to 30th place continues


https://www.espn.com/nhl/standings/_/group/league
Alex the Great
Buffalo Sabres
Joined: 02.27.2018

Jan 28 @ 9:05 AM ET
Hopefully Fitz and Meltdown Mike are banned after their rantings from yesterday
kingcong39
Buffalo Sabres
Location: albany, NY
Joined: 02.21.2007

Jan 28 @ 9:10 AM ET
news on the tank front

seattle won last night
sens got a loser point

our race to 30th place continues

https://www.espn.com/nhl/standings/_/group/league

- homiedclown


I think both Seattle and Ottawa will pass the Sabres in the standings, and although nobody is out tanking Montreal or Arizona, there's a new contender for poopty: The Flyers, losers of 13 straight.
lacaprup
Buffalo Sabres
Location: NY
Joined: 07.23.2006

Jan 28 @ 9:18 AM ET
I think both Seattle and Ottawa will pass the Sabres in the standings, and although nobody is out tanking Montreal or Arizona, there's a new contender for poopty: The Flyers, losers of 13 straight.
- kingcong39


Poor Risto.
TheSabresTaco
Buffalo Sabres
Location: For me. jack Eichel is bobby ryan….that's it. - Octavarium, NY
Joined: 05.05.2011

Jan 28 @ 9:28 AM ET
I think both Seattle and Ottawa will pass the Sabres in the standings, and although nobody is out tanking Montreal or Arizona, there's a new contender for poopty: The Flyers, losers of 13 straight.
- kingcong39


I can't believe there's more than zero people in existence that would rather see their teams completely lose out if they're not capable of winning it all with certainty. This is (frank)ing miserable.
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