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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 26 @ 6:24 PM ET
I worked in the LA public library before it turned into homeless shelter…

It was so great, it was magical - reading in peace and quiet and picking up hot Chicks… you can’t believe How many smoke shows from SC were in there..all the time

- dozerD10

Years ago, I used to go to the Cleveland Municipal Library.

There was a librarian there - killer body. She said she used to swim the two hundred meter individual medley in university. So hot.

She was very smart, too. In two years, she put together one of the best special collections departments in the country.

I was going to ask her out, but she ended up getting back together with her old university boyfriend - some jock professional athlete.

Oh well.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 26 @ 6:34 PM ET
Years ago, I used to go to the Cleveland Municipal Library.

There was a librarian there - killer body. She said she used to swim the two hundred meter individual medley in university. So hot.

She was very smart, too. In two years, she put together one of the best special collections departments in the country.

I was going to ask her out, but she ended up getting back together with her old university boyfriend - some jock professional athlete.

Oh well.

- Atomic Wedgie


Glasses? If she didn’t have glasses it’s a deal breaker
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 26 @ 6:35 PM ET
Oh poop, I found the script for the original story line for Major League:

https://imsdb.com/scripts/Major-League.html

INT. RACHEL PHELPS' OFFICE - DAY

Rachel is looking out at the empty stadium. There's a KNOCK
at the door.

RACHEL
Come in.

The door is opened by a Male Secretary and in steps Lou Brown.

RACHEL
Hello, Lou, what can I do for ya?

Lou puts a folded piece of paper on her desk.

BROWN
I wanted to hand in my resignation
before you had a chance to fire me.

RACHEL
What do you mean?

BROWN
I know what you been tryin' to do
with this team. After the season, I
want no part of it.

RACHEL
Well, I knew I could count on Charlie
to tell somebody. I was just afraid
he might take too long.

BROWN
Why would you want him to tell
somebody?

RACHEL
So you'd tell the team, hopefully
getting them mad enough to knock
themselves out trying to prove they
belonged in this league. I think it
worked.

BROWN
You tryin' to make me believe you
wanted us to win all along?

Rachel nods.

BROWN
Bullpoop. What about the plane, the
bus, the bad hotels...

RACHEL
We were broke. We couldn't afford
anything better. Donald left the
team nearly bankrupt. If we'd had
another losing season, I would have
had to sell the team. I knew we
couldn't win with the team we had,
so I decided to bring in new players
and see how they'd do with the proper
motivation. There was never any offer
from Miami. I made it all up.

BROWN
Why should I believe any of this?
Now that we're winnin' it's easy for
you to jump on the bandwagon.

RACHEL
If I'd really wanted you to lose,
all I had to do was send the best
players back to the minors. But I
didn't, did I?

Brown has no comeback for this. He knows now that she's
telling the truth.

RACHEL
You think this was all an accident?
I personally scouted every member of
this team, except Hayes, of course.
He was a surprise. They all had flaws
which concealed their real talent,
or I wouldn't have been able to get
them. But I knew if anyone could
straighten them out, you could. And
if you tell them any of this, I will
fire you.

Brown can only shake his head at this whole thing.

RACHEL
I love this team, Lou. Go get 'em
tonight.

The two shake hands. Brown looks at Rachel a beat, still
looking for some sign of duplicity. Finally he gives her a
grudging smile of respect.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 26 @ 6:36 PM ET
Glasses? If she didn’t have glasses it’s a deal breaker
- Canada Cup

Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 26 @ 6:41 PM ET

- Atomic Wedgie


And a farmer’s daughter needs pigtails. I never said there was anything particularly original about my fantasies.

In related news, Prince Andrew is demanding a trial by jury. I’m looking forward to them trying to find a jury of peers.
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Jan 26 @ 6:46 PM ET
So I see Aaron Dell got a 3 game suspension
dozerD10
Anaheim Ducks
Location: long beach, CA
Joined: 01.29.2014

Jan 26 @ 6:52 PM ET
You should sell Hampus for assets
Then use the assets to get Chychrun
Then resign Hampus as UFA

- mr.sir



Put your name in for Ducks GM... Because that is fck'n genius...
mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

Jan 26 @ 6:56 PM ET
Put your name in for Ducks GM... Because that is fck'n genius...

- dozerD10

How’s the weather in Anaheim?
Better than BC?🙄
Strider
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.16.2013

Jan 26 @ 6:57 PM ET
Mass Formation Psychosis.

So much irony, hypocrisy, dishonesty and ignorance permeating the Leaf blog again.

mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

Jan 26 @ 6:59 PM ET
Mass Formation Psychosis.

So much irony, hypocrisy, dishonesty and ignorance permeating the Leaf blog again.

- Strider

Don’t worry…. someone already cursed us
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 26 @ 7:02 PM ET
Mass Formation Psychosis.

So much irony, hypocrisy, dishonesty and ignorance permeating the Leaf blog again.

- Strider


I resent that. I come by my ignorance honestly
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 26 @ 7:05 PM ET
And a farmer’s daughter needs pigtails. I never said there was anything particularly original about my fantasies.

In related news, Prince Andrew is demanding a trial by jury. I’m looking forward to them trying to find a jury of peers.

- Canada Cup

There's a joke to be had about peerage, but I'm too tired to work it out.
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jan 26 @ 7:05 PM ET
So I see Aaron Dell got a 3 game suspension
- Dozzer

Yup.
Good
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 26 @ 7:06 PM ET
Mass Formation Psychosis.

So much irony, hypocrisy, dishonesty and ignorance permeating the Leaf blog again.

- Strider

I'm assuming this is in reference to us thinking we can get something for Holl at the trade deadline.
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Jan 26 @ 7:07 PM ET
Yup.
Good

- Fakepartofme


Very much deserved imo
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jan 26 @ 7:07 PM ET
Mass Formation Psychosis.

So much irony, hypocrisy, dishonesty and ignorance permeating the Leaf blog again.

- Strider

You ok?
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jan 26 @ 7:11 PM ET
Very much deserved imo
- Dozzer

Should have been 6 -10, but that wasnt gonna happen
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Jan 26 @ 7:16 PM ET
Should have been 6 -10, but that wasnt gonna happen
- Fakepartofme


Nah that would have been too many games for a first suspension

2-3 is about what I expected
dozerD10
Anaheim Ducks
Location: long beach, CA
Joined: 01.29.2014

Jan 26 @ 7:16 PM ET
Yesssss !!!
fifty__missions
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Burkie's Rented Barn, ON
Joined: 02.12.2013

Jan 26 @ 7:16 PM ET
Puck watching all over the place.
.HOHO.
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Its better to let people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and confirm their suspicions, NS
Joined: 07.05.2010

Jan 26 @ 7:19 PM ET
Ffs
dozerD10
Anaheim Ducks
Location: long beach, CA
Joined: 01.29.2014

Jan 26 @ 7:20 PM ET
Best D Stay in Leafs zone…
dozerD10
Anaheim Ducks
Location: long beach, CA
Joined: 01.29.2014

Jan 26 @ 7:21 PM ET
Can’t trade chances with Leafs guys… tight gaps, quick passes …
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 26 @ 7:22 PM ET
Yesssss !!!
- dozerD10

That goal really took the crowd out of the game.
dozerD10
Anaheim Ducks
Location: long beach, CA
Joined: 01.29.2014

Jan 26 @ 7:22 PM ET
Stop icing pucks …
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