Dominican Republic in 9 days - not that I'm counting.

If you need me, I'll be at the swim-up bar.
- Atomic Wedgie

Don’t be one of those obnoxious Ontarians that sits at the swim up bar all day and pukes in the pool.

LiveCam from Spezza getting his penalty

Staying at the White Lotus?

Oh, and friends tell me travel ban going into effect in 10 days.
- Canada Cup

Yeah, that would be a real shame if I was forced to stay there!

Don’t be one of those obnoxious Ontarians that sits at the swim up bar all day and pukes in the pool.
- TurdFergeson

I would never puke in the pool.

FFS, that's just disgusting - that's where I pee!

I would never puke in the pool.

FFS, that's just disgusting - that's where I pee!
- Atomic Wedgie

How much cap space will we accrue from the Marner injury?

How much cap space will we accrue from the Marner injury?
- mr.sir

When a player is on LTIR, a team may exceed the salary cap. Despite the common misconception, LTIR does not remove a Cap Hit from a team’s overall Cap Hit, it just potentially allows the team to exceed the salary cap.

Staying at the White Lotus?

Oh, and friends tell me travel ban going into effect in 10 days.
- Canada Cup

where the kids have their own portable pharmacy

Yeah, that would be a real shame if I was forced to stay in the Airport Travel Lodge on your return
- Atomic Wedgie

Fixed for accuracy and to reflect my jealousy

How much cap space will we accrue from the Marner injury?
- mr.sir

The #'s as of today:
PROJECTED CAP HIT: $84,530,050
PROJECTED LTIR USED: $3,030,050
PROJECTED CAP SPACE: $0
CURRENT CAP SPACE: $2,121,121
DEADLINE CAP SPACE: $2,121,121
TODAYS CAP HIT: $84,783,116

I've given up on trying to understand exactly how this whole Cap thing works

How much cap space will we accrue from the Marner injury?
- mr.sir

None. Bettman investigating an obvious attempt at cap circumvention when a team arranges for a marginal, high AAV player to be “injured” by a player from his own team. It’s going to cost at least two picks and 10 games for Kadri.

Parros gives Spezza no games but forces him to live in Winnipeg. Spezza appealing.

Leafs lines today as of the morning skate (apologies if this was posted earlier):

Bunting-AM34-WayneTrain
Kerf-Snakevares-BillNy
Ritchie-Kampf-Kase
RedDog-Giraffe-Steeves

Rielly-Brodie
Muzzin-Holl
Rubins-Liljegren
Biega

Campbell (starter)
Woll
Mrazek

Bolded have never played an NHL games.

https://twitter.com/dalte.../1468243637070925833?s=20

Parros gives Spezza no games but forces him to live in Winnipeg. Spezza appealing.
- Canada Cup

dats pure evil

Parros gives Spezza no games but forces him to live in Winnipeg. Spezza appealing.
- Canada Cup

I think Spezza is going to come out of this meeting as head of DOPS

Where will the #Leafs miss Marner? Kerfoot: “Everywhere. He’s on the ice the whole game.”

Don’t be one of those obnoxious Ontarians that sits at the swim up bar all day and pukes in the pool.
- TurdFergeson

Ive never seen one those.
However, i have seen the american and quebec versions of that.

Parros gives Spezza no games but forces him to live in Winnipeg. Spezza appealing.
- Canada Cup

Leafs lines today as of the morning skate (apologies if this was posted earlier):

Bunting-AM34-WayneTrain
Kerf-Snakevares-BillNy
Ritchie-Kampf-Kase
RedDog-Giraffe-Steeves

Rielly-Brodie
Muzzin-Holl
Rubins-Liljegren
Biega

Campbell (starter)
Woll
Mrazek

Bolded have never played an NHL games.

https://twitter.com/dalte.../1468243637070925833?s=20
- mjones242

How soon before game time can they announce his suspension? As of now he can play, right? He can also appeal and play until appeal is decided - I think, maybe.

Why are you going to curl up into a fetal position and call for your Mommy to help you out much like #34?
- islansjet

Lol
Stupid is as stupid does i suppose for you.

Ive never seen one those.
However, i have seen the american and quebec versions of that.
- Fakepartofme

I prefer the Albertans that just sink. (Born and bred, myself)

How soon before game time can they announce his suspension? As of now he can play, right? He can also appeal and play until appeal is decided - I think, maybe.
- Canada Cup

I believe that is correct.

I believe that is correct.
- Fakepartofme

But they really (frank) the team up by not announcing anything by now.

Mike Augello: Marner out 3-4 weeks, injury updates on Dermott, Sandin; Leafs vs. Columbus
- mikeinbuffalo

yup🤦🏿‍♂️

kylie dufus should’ve traded this greedy little pencil neck for anderson or greenway + when he had the chance🤦‍♂️

we’d more than likely be working on a third straight cup🤦🏿‍♂️😭

instead, we’re holding our breath, praying that teams with more grownups and the refs are nicer to our other teenyboppers🤦‍♂️

meh, maybe kylie will wake up before next season 👍🏿

How soon before game time can they announce his suspension? As of now he can play, right? He can also appeal and play until appeal is decided - I think, maybe.
- Canada Cup

I think if you appeal you still sit until the appeal is decided, I could be wrong…