Is there a better standup routine than Norm at the White House Correspondent's dinner?
- TheMussel

Biden talking about Satchel Paige perhaps?

Meth dealer?
- TurdFergeson

Nah, I'm the slug that carries the heavy poop at construction sites. Not like, buildings or anything. Houses. And in Scarborough an insane amount of houses that get bought get torn down and new ones (a lot of times 2 new ones) get build on the land.

Meth dealer?
- TurdFergeson

"Handi-work"

Thanks for the kind words everyone. Too many to quote without making an entire page so you all get one message.

Big back to back games this weekend. Woll gets one for sure.

Nah, I'm the slug that carries the heavy poop at construction sites. Not like, buildings or anything. Houses. And in Scarborough an insane amount of houses that get bought get torn down and new ones (a lot of times 2 new ones) get build on the land.
- GreatGigInTheSky

nice, is it clearing, cleaning for demolition or carrying stuff for new builds?

nice, is it clearing, cleaning for demolition or carrying stuff for new builds?
- PatC80

Depending on the job, it can be straight demolition, setting the foundation and building up from that, or helping the framers build the house up.

Usually not demolition, unfortunately. Demo is the easiest and most fun of the bunch. Just break poop (safely) and toss it in a bigass bin.

Keefe prefers no offense over some offense? I don’t understand why being defensively sound and being better offensively than Engvall are mutually exclusive.
- Canada Cup

I feel like I just chased my tail reading this

It’s early, maybe some of the new lines will take some time to gel. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Or maybe they waive the 🦒and the Canes grab him so I can cheer for him along with Frederick

Depending on the job, it can be straight demolition, setting the foundation and building up from that, or helping the framers build the house up.

Usually not demolition, unfortunately. Demo is the easiest and most fun of the bunch. Just break poop (safely) and toss it in a bigass bin.
- GreatGigInTheSky

I would love that.. The wife always says I am really good at breaking things.... Like her nice dishware, and/or jewelry... Houses can't be much different, right?

I would love that.. The wife always says I am really good at breaking things.... Like her nice dishware, and/or jewelry... Houses can't be much different, right?
- PatC80

I set fire to my wife’s pyjamas. (Marner saucer pass to the slot)

I set fire to my wife’s pyjamas. (Marner saucer pass to the slot)
- Canada Cup

I guess the slot is 15 rows up.

new blog everyone

Why can't Mike finish his prospect list before the (frank)ing season starts? It's a little embarrassing that Liljegren is sitting at #7 when he's played more than half of the games this year already.

Finish the list pre-season, Mike!

I guess the slot is 15 rows up.
- bobbyisno1

C’mon. Complete the joke.

Why can't Mike finish his prospect list before the (frank)ing season starts? It's a little embarrassing that Liljegren is sitting at #7 when he's played more than half of the games this year already.

Finish the list pre-season, Mike!
- mjones242

You can tel he either wrote his list in the off season. Or just doesn’t care.

I've not seen't Spazzo in a bit. Has he been banned?
- GreatGigInTheSky

No chance he shows his face while the sens are losing like that and the leafs are winning.

Guaranteed first time the leafs lise 2 or 3 in a row he will be in here yapping about how dire things are with the leafs and how great the sens are doing.

Meanwhile their supposed top young guns are MIA.