yes, I generally take the time to make sure my posts on here are well-structured. I do this because when losers with English degrees have no comeback they generally attack grammar, spelling etc... However, while posting on my phone I am not as careful and slip up, so those losers with English degrees can say they've had a good day.
- mr.peanut

ooh that one got to you

Nobody here has confidence issues unless all this aggression is a defense mechanism...but I can't see that happening
- Takemedrunkimhome

Also, I understand that our medical staff sucks but it's 2021, they can rebuild your knee with with a dead guy's ligagement, I don't think carreer ending injuries really exist anymore unless his spine liquified during the playoffs.

Pretty sure a clean break is better for Montreal than a veneer for the fans but to each their own. The Habs aren't losing because Weber wasn't there in person, players like Gallagher aren't holding back leadership because they don't have a C on their jersey and this whole conversation is both crazy and amusing all at once. (You're welcome Kick)

In an incredibly simplistic view the Habs are losing because:

They are weak down the middle
They are weak throughout the d core
Their special teams are awful
Until some completely unknown time in the future their goaltending tandem is Allen and Montembeault which is an incredibly weak tandem

It isn't (frank)ing complicated
- Takemedrunkimhome

don't get me wrong. it's entertaining.

Pretty sure a clean break is better for Montreal than a veneer for the fans but to each their own. The Habs aren't losing because Weber wasn't there in person, players like Gallagher aren't holding back leadership because they don't have a C on their jersey and this whole conversation is both crazy and amusing all at once. (You're welcome Kick)

In an incredibly simplistic view the Habs are losing because:

They are weak down the middle
They are weak throughout the d core
Their special teams are awful
Until some completely unknown time in the future their goaltending tandem is Allen and Montembeault which is an incredibly weak tandem

It isn't (frank)ing complicated
- Takemedrunkimhome

I never linked the loss and the no-show. More like dude you are still the captain in theory, still on the payroll, coming off a stanley cup final. He's not Russian it's not like he has to cross a border to get here. Would have been classy to make an apparence.

How and why they suck on the ice and is a whole other debate. Maybe leadership is a small part of it but all those points you stated are clearly more concerning

ooh that one got to you
- DoubleDown

not at all.

I found your desperation funny.

Also, I understand that our medical staff sucks but it's 2021, they can rebuild your knee with with a dead guy's ligagement, I don't think carreer ending injuries really exist anymore unless his spine liquified during the playoffs.
- M. Arachide

The body breaks down as we age and regeneration and recovery aren't what they used to be unless you're Tom Brady. At some point the combination of effort/pain/rehab combined with the declining results one would expect to get from an aging player makes a comeback somewhat pointless unless it's about ego. Any time people talked about a Weber return I assumed it was in jest because I figured people recognized the reality the party was over and Weber went home

The body breaks down as we age and regeneration and recovery aren't what they used to be unless you're Tom Brady. At some point the combination of effort/pain/rehab combined with the declining results one would expect to get from an aging player makes a comeback somewhat pointless unless it's about ego. Any time people talked about a Weber return I assumed it was in jest because I figured people recognized the reality the party was over and Weber went home
- Takemedrunkimhome

I think every joint, ligament, bone and muscle is (frank)ed on one of weber's legs.

The body breaks down as we age and regeneration and recovery aren't what they used to be unless you're Tom Brady. At some point the combination of effort/pain/rehab combined with the declining results one would expect to get from an aging player makes a comeback somewhat pointless unless it's about ego. Any time people talked about a Weber return I assumed it was in jest because I figured people recognized the reality the party was over and Weber went home
- Takemedrunkimhome

Why hide it then? Are they scared Dale Hunter is going to try to target that injury in alumni games?

I never linked the loss and the no-show. More like dude you are still the captain in theory, still on the payroll, coming off a stanley cup final. He's not Russian it's not like he has to cross a border to get here. Would have been classy to make an apparence.

How and why they suck on the ice and is a whole other debate. Maybe leadership is a small part of it but all those points you stated are clearly more concerning
- M. Arachide

Fair enough. I see no real benefit to him being there but who knows...hell who knows if he was even invited? I'm not sure he wants to be associated with this mess

I think every joint, ligament, bone and muscle is (frank)ed on one of weber's legs.
- mr.peanut

I remember EE saying he was broken and MB saying it was a whole body injury. Guy was a warrior, loved to cheer him for it and happy to let him ride off into the sunset without the pomp and circumstance BS

Why hide it then? Are they scared Dale Hunter is going to try to target that injury in alumni games?
- M. Arachide

I don't think they hid it. They talked about how badly injured he was and had been all year. If the argument is about money and Nashville I think Montreal is playing along simply so that Weber gets paid and they can have some LTIR manipulation room if needed

Fair enough. I see no real benefit to him being there but who knows...hell who knows if he was even invited? I'm not sure he wants to be associated with this mess
- Takemedrunkimhome

Montembeault now the #1 goalie

and Brooks centreing Gally and Hoffman.

Allen on ice alone with goalie coach.

Jake Allen gets 2 goals on less 72% of the time when he’s in front of net for the habs

Jake Allen gets 2 goals on less 72% of the time when he’s in front of net for the habs
- Fredo

not at all.

I found your desperation funny.
- mr.peanut

look i didn't realize you were so sensitive. i apologize.

Jake Allen gets 2 goals on less 72% of the time when he’s in front of net for the habs
- Fredo

i don't even know if that's good or not.

look i didn't realize you were so sensitive. i apologize.
- DoubleDown

oh you're doing this now.

oh you're doing this now.
- mr.peanut

you mess with the bull you get the horns

you mess with the bull you get the horns
- DoubleDown

I'm quite cordial with TMDIH

I'm quite cordial with TMDIH
- mr.peanut

Thanks. That said, there's a joke about me being horny here but instead I'll point out a bull and a donkey are different animals. I'm an ass. A giant ass

Montembeault now the #1 goalie

and Brooks centreing Gally and Hoffman.

Allen on ice alone with goalie coach.
- AGalchenyuk27

Wait is Allen really injured too?

Thanks. That said, there's a joke about me being horny here but instead I'll point out a bull and a donkey are different animals. I'm an ass. A giant ass
- Takemedrunkimhome

be nice!

Good time to stop buy. Habs are a train wreck and so are all of yous in here.

Good time to stop buy. Habs are a train wreck and so are all of yous in here.
- WaterBoy

The #Optobus won't even start.