I’ve had issue with my sciatica the last few months, I’ve had on and off issues for the last couple years but the latest one hasn’t healed since April. I can’t bend over in the morning to put my socks on without wincing in pain.

Morning are the worst but as the day goes on it warms a bit and I get more flexible so I just keep pushing my issues down the road.

Have I gone to a chiropractor or doctor? No, because I’m a moron and won’t take the time off work to get help.
- bryant

I’m the same way man. When I worked I used the same excuse. Now I’m retired and I still won’t go unless there’s absolutely no choice.

I’m the same way man. When I worked I used the same excuse. Now I’m retired and I still won’t go unless there’s absolutely no choice.
- shack67

I would not hesitate to say 80% of men are like that.

Not smarter, just more devious. They transfer their illnesses to us
At night
While we sleep
Through our ear canals
- Canada Cup

I think you might be on to something.

I would not hesitate to say 80% of men are like that.
- AdamFrench

For me it’s like stopping to ask for directions, I’d rather be lost.

I’ll get back to you
- Canada Cup

Shortly, I assume.

For me it’s like stopping to ask for directions, I’d rather be lost.
- shack67

Get a gps
Its like you know where you're going everytime.

Shortly, I assume.
- mjones242

6 inch swell...

I’m the same way man. When I worked I used the same excuse. Now I’m retired and I still won’t go unless there’s absolutely no choice.
- shack67

I heard that each cigarette you smoke takes 10 or so minutes off your life. Each life game you watch as a fan takes off 5 except for playoffs which take off a day (Boston series a month per game). Smoking during those games does some exponential poop.

It’s quite possible we’re all dead and stuck here together for eternity.

Get a gps
Its like you know where you're going everytime.
- bobbyisno1

No but it shuts your wife up

I heard that each cigarette you smoke takes 10 or so minutes off your life. Each life game you watch as a fan takes off 5 except for playoffs which take off a day (Boston series a month per game). Smoking during those games does some exponential poop.

It’s quite possible we’re all dead and stuck here together for eternity.
- Canada Cup

The Buzztrix?

The Buzztrix?
- AdamFrench

Habs pill, Leafs pill

I heard that each cigarette you smoke takes 10 or so minutes off your life. Each life game you watch as a fan takes off 5 except for playoffs which take off a day (Boston series a month per game). Smoking during those games does some exponential poop.

It’s quite possible we’re all dead and stuck here together for eternity.
- Canada Cup

No but it shuts your wife up
- Canada Cup

Unpossible, nothing shuts your, our, anybodys, wife up

I’ve had issue with my sciatica the last few months, I’ve had on and off issues for the last couple years but the latest one hasn’t healed since April. I can’t bend over in the morning to put my socks on without wincing in pain.

Morning are the worst but as the day goes on it warms a bit and I get more flexible so I just keep pushing my issues down the road.

Have I gone to a chiropractor or doctor? No, because I’m a moron and won’t take the time off work to get help.
- bryant

Well go to a doctor, not a chiropractor. Get real actual medical help.

Women are so much smarter than we are. I can procrastinate for years when it comes to medical issues. It’s probably why they live longer.
- shack67

Not so, men die first because they want to.

I used to avoid the doctor but my doctor is a hot chick now, so I'm there.

My previous doctor was an old guy who described to me watching the Leafs clinch the Cup in 67.

Does a pizza with green olives, black olives, hot peppers and sausage sound good? I like all of those toppings, but I wonder if it's tangy/salty overload.

oh

Not so, men die first because they want to.
- winsix

Ha Ha

I heard that each cigarette you smoke takes 10 or so minutes off your life. Each life game you watch as a fan takes off 5 except for playoffs which take off a day (Boston series a month per game). Smoking during those games does some exponential poop.

It’s quite possible we’re all dead and stuck here together for eternity.
- Canada Cup

They say hot dogs take 29 minutes off your life. But having quit smoking I'm not gonna fear ballpark franks.

I used to avoid the doctor but my doctor is a hot chick now, so I'm there.

My previous doctor was an old guy who described to me watching the Leafs clinch the Cup in 67.
- Zezel

My Edmonton doctor was a hot Asian chick.

My Cape Breton doctor looks like Amy Shumer.

I heard that each cigarette you smoke takes 10 or so minutes off your life. Each life game you watch as a fan takes off 5 except for playoffs which take off a day (Boston series a month per game). Smoking during those games does some exponential poop.

It’s quite possible we’re all dead and stuck here together for eternity.
- Canada Cup

That... explains a lot.

They say hot dogs take 29 minutes off your life. But having quit smoking I'm not gonna fear ballpark franks.
- Zezel

There is hope for smokers as the lungs have the ability to recover. About seven years (after quitting) for lungs black from cigarette smoking to change to pink. Unless of course you go jogging next to the DVP.

I heard that each cigarette you smoke takes 10 or so minutes off your life. Each life game you watch as a fan takes off 5 except for playoffs which take off a day (Boston series a month per game). Smoking during those games does some exponential poop.

It’s quite possible we’re all dead and stuck here together for eternity.
- Canada Cup

Possibly the David Clarkson trade was a mass extinction event.

My Edmonton doctor was a hot Asian chick.

My Cape Breton doctor looks like Amy Shumer.
- shack67

How safe do you feel when she tells you to cough?