Have you ever poop your pants like Trump? Huh?!?!?

All the wiping and clean up takes at least 10 flushes, you're lucky to get out from under all the poop with 15.

Come on Pat, the last thing on your mind after poopting your pants is saving the world.
- underhill14

maybe?

Try it, you’ll make it half way anyway.
- Canada Cup

I'll make it all the way, it'll be a couple hundred yards down river but hey WTF.



I forgot to add..

You heartless bastard.

Your dad is smooth
- Canada Cup

And smart...

Have you ever poop your pants like Trump? Huh?!?!?

All the wiping and clean up takes at least 10 flushes, you're lucky to get out from under all the poop with 15.

Come on Pat, the last thing on your mind after poopting your pants is saving the world.
- underhill14

Nobody poops their pants like Pat. Many people say he’s the best pant poopter in the world. He’s probably going to win the Nobel and Norris Trophies for pant poopting. I’ve seen grown men, large handsome men, generals and construction workers, and cowboys breakdown in tears at the sight of Pat’s poop stained pants.

So this is weird....but its 2021....so its not so weird?
No its kinda f'd.

https://twitter.com/Jamie.../1440852091778469891?s=19
- Fakepartofme

Alas, it's fake news:

https://www.chron.com/new...houston-hoax-12240482.php

Try it, you’ll make it half way anyway.
- Canada Cup

Takes care or that superspreader problem, scum.

Nobody poops their pants like Pat. Many people say he’s the best pant poopter in the world. He’s probably going to win the Nobel and Norris Trophies for pant poopting. I’ve seen grown men, large handsome men, generals and construction workers, and cowboys breakdown in tears at the sight of Pat’s poop stained pants.
- Canada Cup

Ummm, Marner....

Went for lunch with my dad today. He’s 72 and had his proof of vax all ready, but I yeh he needed to show id and forgot his wallet.

They let us in but it was convenient he forgot his wallet for lunch.
- bryant

No sense getting older if you’re not getting smarter.

Nobody poops their pants like Pat. Many people say he’s the best pant poopter in the world. He’s probably going to win the Nobel and Norris Trophies for pant poopting. I’ve seen grown men, large handsome men, generals and construction workers, and cowboys breakdown in tears at the sight of Pat’s poop stained pants.
- Canada Cup

Hey, come on.. That's not tr...... Ok, fine... it is..

Ya...we need less facts and more subjective statements that could be applied to 90% of goalies.

We demand it.
- Leafs43

We? You got a mouse in your
Pocket. It’s called a scouting report. 👍

Ummm, Marner....
- bobbyisno1

nah, he just flips...(pucks over the glass)

No sense getting older if you’re not getting smarter.
- shack67

You just confirmed that Max is 8.

Nobody poops their pants like Pat. Many people say he’s the best pant poopter in the world. He’s probably going to win the Nobel and Norris Trophies for pant poopting. I’ve seen grown men, large handsome men, generals and construction workers, and cowboys breakdown in tears at the sight of Pat’s poop stained pants.
- Canada Cup

Hey, come on.. That's not tr...... Ok, fine... it is..
- PatC80

Nobody poops their pants like Pat. Many people say he’s the best pant poopter in the world. He’s probably going to win the Nobel and Norris Trophies for pant poopting. I’ve seen grown men, large handsome men, generals and construction workers, and cowboys breakdown in tears at the sight of Pat’s poop stained pants.
- Canada Cup

You and Patrick have spent some time together for you to meet that many people with him...

We? You got a mouse in your
Pocket. It’s called a scouting report. 👍
- Trevrrrgavo

I am either too young or too old to get this reference.

Your dad is smooth
- Canada Cup

I'll make it all the way, it'll be a couple hundred yards down river but hey WTF.



I forgot to add..

You heartless bastard.
- bobbyisno1

I am either too young or too old to get this reference.
- Leafs43

You said “we”. I didn’t know who you were speaking for. So I assumed you have a pet mouse. Or imaginary friend. Or else you would have said I. Because I doubt your the spokes person for the leafs fans on HockeyBuzz. 👍

You and Patrick have spent some time together for you to meet that many people with him...
- bixll

no, not really.. We've just pretended to be different members of the Village People once, or twice three times

You and Patrick have spent some time together for you to meet that many people with him...
- bixll

This might explain things

This might explain things
- Canada Cup

no, not really.. We've just pretended to be different members of the Village People once, or twice three times
- PatC80

YMCA

This might explain things
- Canada Cup

- Garnie

You posted your go to move... Holy smokes.