I just need authorization from you
- mr.peanut

oh you have my permission to set them on fire.

Dvorak will wear number 28.

Without looking, who was the last Habs player to wear that number?

oh you have my permission to set them on fire.
- kicksave856

Excellent

Dvorak will wear number 28.

Without looking, who was the last Habs player to wear that number?
- Scabeh

Merrill
https://www.hockey-refere...om/teams/MTL/numbers.html

how has no one offer poop Quinn Hughes yet for 8.2M
all that would cost is a 1-2-3 pick

Merrill
https://www.hockey-refere...om/teams/MTL/numbers.html
- mr.peanut

I actually completely forgot what number he had.


I thought it was Reilly.

Excellent
- mr.peanut

i believe the children are our future
set them ablaze and let them light the way
cook up every organ they possess inside
give them a chopper ride
to the hospital
let the children scream in pain
i'll extinguish them for a small fee

Cell phones.

They're addicted
- mr.peanut

they bring their phones to class?!?

they bring their phones to class?!?
- fidopro

yeah

They're not supposed to, but we can't search them before entering

yeah

They're not supposed to, but we can't search them before entering
- mr.peanut

good thing I'm not a teacher

i believe the children are our future
set them ablaze and let them light the way
cook up every organ they possess inside
give them a chopper ride
to the hospital
let the children scream in pain
i'll extinguish them for a small fee
- kicksave856

A rap on the knuckles to being lit up. Pretty severe escalation. But it does solve the cell phones in class issue.

good thing I'm not a teacher
- fidopro

Usually takes 1 parent to have to come get their kid's $1,200 phone and all the whole class gets it

A rap on the knuckles to being lit up. Pretty severe escalation. But it does solve the cell phones in class issue.
- Minnyhock

i decided long ago
i'ma burn all of these kids from head to toe
if i fail, if i succeed
at least these kids will cry and bleed
no matter what they do today
they'll put their (frank)ing phones away

i decided long ago
i'ma burn all of these kids from head to toe
if i fail, if i succeed
at least these kids will cry and bleed
no matter what they do today
they'll put their (frank)ing phones away
- kicksave856

I love poetry.

I love poetry.
- Minnyhock

some people call me william shakespeare. billy shakes for short.

Usually takes 1 parent to have to come get their kid's $1,200 phone and all the whole class gets it
- mr.peanut

My kid had his phone stolen out of his backpack in the gym while playing basketball.
When he checked the office after school, they had it because the idiot got caught with it out in another class.

Dvorak will wear number 28.

Without looking, who was the last Habs player to wear that number?
- Scabeh

Marco Scandella?

My kid had his phone stolen out of his backpack in the gym while playing basketball.
When he checked the office after school, they had it because the idiot got caught with it out in another class.
- Minnyhock

Glad it worked out (I guess)

I actually completely forgot what number he had.


I thought it was Reilly.
- Scabeh

Him and Gustafsson have been pushed out of my brain in a get the (frank) out fashion as soon as the handshake was done at the end of the Stanley Cup final.

Glad it worked out (I guess)
- mr.peanut

at least he didn't get burnt.

at least he didn't get burnt.
- kicksave856

It was no burner phone either.

It was no burner phone either.
- Minnyhock

Yap yap yap yap yap

Yap yap yap yap yap
- WaterBoy

hihihihihi

- kicksave856

*sues the Nirvana baby for making stupid claims about child pornography*