Apparently, it's the reason for elbow/shoulder injuries
- PatC80

wahhh... at least let me cheat until the end of the year before you ban it

poor guy

Has anyone ever seen Mitch Marner and Garnie in the same room?
- senstroll

Hey now… I like Garnie.

Has anyone ever seen Mitch Marner and Garnie in the same room?
- senstroll

The Gull keeps driving Mitch to the airport but Garnie keeps driving him back to Toronto. Wait. The airport is in Toronto. Never mind.

Maybe Keefe had a brain cramp and instead of loading up a line of players that were effective say Nylander/Kerfoot/Matthews, he saddles Matthews with Marner and Thornton and like a stubborn brick-head wouldn't change it.
- winsix

I agree, they should have maybe moved Hyman off the top line and tried someone else, maybe Galchenyuk there? Maybe he didn't do that because the Galchy-Kerfoot-Nylander line was effective.

The PP, yes, he should have loaded up on PP1

The Gull keeps driving Mitch to the airport but Garnie keeps driving him back to Toronto. Wait. The airport is in Toronto. Never mind.
- gergeswillems

“Hey Mitch, get on! Try and stop me now, Garnie!”

Weber no longer scores on his shots from the point. He still takes just as many.
- gergeswillems

Still good for a good 15 goals a year.

The Gull keeps driving Mitch to the airport but Garnie keeps driving him back to Toronto. Wait. The airport is in Toronto. Never mind.
- gergeswillems

just change this to
Trade Marner
Keep Marner

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“Hey Mitch, get on! Try and stop me now, Garnie!”


- Steven_Seagull

Still good for a good 15 goals a year.

- Scabeh

Hey Weber scores at the same rate as Laine!

Still good for a good 15 goals a year.

- Scabeh

If he was a Leaf, no doubt it would be a bad 15 goals a year.

wahhh... at least let me cheat until the end of the year before you ban it

poor guy
- senstroll

I've cheated this long, let me cheat just a little while longer..

Hey Weber scores at the same rate as Laine!
- gergeswillems

The goals are a bonus. He gets paid to cross-check top opposing forwards. League has agreed not to penalize him during the game. Habs also agree to pay all the $5000 fines accumulated.

- gergeswillems

“It was at this moment Marner knew, he (frank)ed up.”

The goals are a bonus. He gets paid to cross-check top opposing forwards. League has agreed not to penalize him during the game. Habs also agree to pay all the $5000 fines accumulated.
- winsix

I bet those $5000 fines really hurt Weber's pocketbook.

And that folks is a perfect example of selective justification by Roger Ramjet. Isles didn't win the Cup so they suck. I must've lost track. Did the Isles get eliminated last night? Rog?
- gergeswillems

I bet those $5000 fines really hurt Weber's pocketbook.
- gergeswillems

They are worth every penny.

I've cheated this long, let me cheat just a little while longer..
- PatC80

What happened yo the old days of the Dizzy Dean’s, “I just take that ball an’ fire it”.

I bet those $5000 fines really hurt Weber's pocketbook.
- gergeswillems

New NHL playoff standards:

Kadri - a garlic breath that causes an opponent to faint - 5 minute major and game misconduct plus 8 playoff game suspension

Weber - cross-check that fractures 8 vertebrae in an opponent
No penalty and a $5000 fine

What happened yo the old days of the Dizzy Dean’s, “I just take that ball an’ fire it”.
- Woderwick

Pitchers aren't allowed to throw more than 90 pitches a game anymore for some reason.

The Gull keeps driving Mitch to the airport but Garnie keeps driving him back to Toronto. Wait. The airport is in Toronto. Never mind.
- gergeswillems

Garnie keeps trying to take him back to his shed.
Gull is saving Mitch.

New NHL playoff standards:

Kadri - a garlic breath that causes an opponent to faint - 5 minute major and game misconduct plus 8 playoff game suspension

Weber - cross-check that fractures 8 vertebrae in an opponent
No penalty and a $5000 fine
- winsix

Well, one is a "hockey play" and vertebrae grow back, right?

The other could lead to a head injury and it's Kadri's fault for not using Listerine before a game, he should know better...

New NHL playoff standards:

Kadri - a garlic breath that causes an opponent to faint - 5 minute major and game misconduct plus 8 playoff game suspension

Weber - cross-check that fractures 8 vertebrae in an opponent
No penalty and a $5000 fine
- winsix

New?!?!?

New?!?!?
- Scabeh

Pitchers aren't allowed to throw more than 90 pitches a game anymore for some reason.
- PatC80

Arms blow up. I watched a documentary on MLB pitchers years ago, and what they do is nothing close to natural. The warmup/ stretching sequences working with a trainer before a game for some of them was cringeworthy. People shouldn’t bend their arms that way. No wonder the frankers have so many issues.

Spezza staying

1 year 750,0000 extension