Byfuglien
- MaximusAurelius

He’s fat as (frank)

Byfuglien
- MaximusAurelius

Buff had some big hits but not even close to as many as Dion. We’re talking open ice hits, you know, the ones that don’t involve the boards.

Not only that, he had 60+ Senators and it was filibuster proof.
- PrinceLH

He caved on Obamacare

Im 49 and can now book my appointment for AZ this week at the local drug store. Not sure i am or not because every person i know says (frank) that poop, wait for Pfiz,Mod or Jnj. So i'm on the fence.....
- Buck Norris

The right vaccine for u is the first one available.
The benefits of not getting covid-19 >>>>>>>>> chance of getting a blood clot

He caved on Obamacare
- Canada Cup

That’s an overstatement

The right vaccine for u is the first one available.
The benefits of not getting covid-19 >>>>>>>>> chance of getting a blood clot
- Nasty_Duck

there’s no hiv vaccine because big pharma and politicians are in bed with the rubber industry

change my mind
- Skalapy

Skalapy = the pinhead perched upon the pencil neck

edit: nice aliteration

Hope Hyman is alright. Leafs can shut him down until a few games prior to playoffs to get his legs under him.

Hope Hyman is alright. Leafs can shut him down until a few games prior to playoffs to get his legs under him.
- Aaron_85

poop. Where do you think they are? I didn’t think it was that bad

poop. Where do you think they are? I didn’t think it was that bad
- Canada Cup

Top of the standings. I don't think it'll be that bad but why risk further injury? Give him a few games off to ensure 100%.

Top of the standings. I don't think it'll be that bad but why risk further injury? Give him a few games off to ensure 100%.
- Aaron_85

I meant his legs

William Nylander
- Garnie

lmfaooooooooo 🤣

https://twitter.com/Canes...amp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Hilarious

I meant his legs
- Canada Cup

He will be off them for a few days. He will take a game to get back up to speed I bet.

Isn’t that his spot already?
- Garnie

He was out at one point.

Skalapy = the pinhead perched upon the pencil neck

edit: nice aliteration
- Putin's Beard

i have a normal sized head for my frame

big hereditary jowls

Inordinately large neck

it makes my jowls and neck look bigger ergo someone could accuse me of having a pinhead🤦‍♂️

He was out at one point.
- Woderwick

Nylander was late to a team meeting and sounded like he was going to be healthy scratched tomorrow. With mikhayev questionable that might change now.


Hyman our minimum 2 weeks with sprained mcl.

Nylander was late to a team meeting and sounded like he was going to be healthy scratched tomorrow. With mikhayev questionable that might change now.


Hyman our minimum 2 weeks with sprained mcl.
- bryant

Thank (frank) it's just torn

You guys are all living in the past.

This is the best Leafs team in a long time, maybe ever, and fittingly we simultaneously have the best Leafs s/o maybe ever in Tessa Virtue.

Just enjoy it.
- TheMussel

Tessa Virtue's name alone is hot. Foligno’s wife is a good addition too.

Nylander was late to a team meeting and sounded like he was going to be healthy scratched tomorrow. With mikhayev questionable that might change now.


Hyman our minimum 2 weeks with sprained mcl.
- bryant

No matter what, it's time to cut bait with Willy after this season. Going out, in a Covid environment and putting the team at risk is indefensible. Now being late for team meetings? He needs to get his head on straight and receive a good kick in the a$$. Maybe a 4th line assignment against the 'Nucks is what is required.

No matter what, it's time to cut bait with Willy after this season. Going out, in a Covid environment and putting the team at risk is indefensible. Now being late for team meetings? He needs to get his head on straight and receive a good kick in the a$$. Maybe a 4th line assignment against the 'Nucks is what is required.
- PrinceLH

So what were the exact details surrounding his COVID circumstances

Tessa Virtue's name alone is hot. Foligno’s wife is a good addition too.
- Zezel

She’s beautiful, and too nice for you effin effers.

He will be off them for a few days. He will take a game to get back up to speed I bet.
- Aaron_85

My feeble attempt at humour failed. I know this is shocking for many

Nylander was late to a team meeting and sounded like he was going to be healthy scratched tomorrow. With mikhayev questionable that might change now.


Hyman our minimum 2 weeks with sprained mcl.
- bryant

Not so bad.

Nylander was late to a team meeting and sounded like he was going to be healthy scratched tomorrow. With mikhayev questionable that might change now.


Hyman our minimum 2 weeks with sprained mcl.
- bryant

Welp. There goes the season.