boo
- Steven_Seagull

I think we need to send Andersen a get well card.

Just bumped into a neighbour I haven't seen in a few months.

Her: Oh, are you back in the office now?

Me: No, doubt I'll be back this calendar year. Why do you ask?

Her: You're all dressed up.

Me: I"m wearing jeans and sneakers.

Her: Your shirt has a collar, and you are wearing a belt.

Yes, that's how far we have fallen.
- Atomic Wedgie

I polished my shoes and tucked in a dress shirt to see a new client a couple of weeks ago. I kid you not, I had so many up-and-down looks... guys, gals, dogs, cats, birds...

I was king for a day. Sexiest Man Alive.

Then an hour later I was home with sweats and a stained tee and it was all over.

Just bumped into a neighbour I haven't seen in a few months.

Her: Oh, are you back in the office now?

Me: No, doubt I'll be back this calendar year. Why do you ask?

Her: You're all dressed up.

Me: I"m wearing jeans and sneakers.

Her: Your shirt has a collar, and you are wearing a belt.

Yes, that's how far we have fallen.
- Atomic Wedgie

I polished my shoes and tucked in a dress shirt to see a new client a couple of weeks ago. I kid you not, I had so many up-and-down looks... guys, gals, dogs, cats, birds...

I was king for a day. Sexiest Man Alive.

Then an hour later I was home with sweats and a stained tee and it was all over.
- gravyface

I refuse to wear sweatpants while working.

I feel like once I go there, there’s no coming back.

damn

Good for you that you didn't spread it. Always knew you're a fellow superhuman though
- 21peter

I am many things (bumhole, snob, 30lbs heavier) but "superhuman" does not qualify...

I polished my shoes and tucked in a dress shirt to see a new client a couple of weeks ago. I kid you not, I had so many up-and-down looks... guys, gals, dogs, cats, birds...

I was king for a day. Sexiest Man Alive.

Then an hour later I was home with sweats and a stained tee and it was all over.
- gravyface

Just bumped into a neighbour I haven't seen in a few months.

Her: Oh, are you back in the office now?

Me: No, doubt I'll be back this calendar year. Why do you ask?

Her: You're all dressed up.

Me: I"m wearing jeans and sneakers.

Her: Your shirt has a collar, and you are wearing a belt.

Yes, that's how far we have fallen.
- Atomic Wedgie

I put a belt on for the first time in months the other day...

only because I was doing a ton of yardwork and didn't want the neighbourhood to see my crack

Is it too late to blow it all up at the deadline?

So tomorrow night vs. Calgary...

Game prediction 5 - 2 Leafs.
- bixll

Shut them out from here on...

Yeah he's clueless then, I treat everyone in the outside world like they have leprosy. 😆
- joel878

Right?

Sorry in advance:

Took Campbell this week in the HB POOL.


Feck
- Garnie

You sob

WE NEED A GOALIE!!!!

Did Big Save Dave dress?

Uh oh.

WE NEED A GOALIE!!!!
- Woderwick

Being outshot 9-3 isn’t helping.

Did Big Save Dave dress?
- Atomic Wedgie

He’s flying in with the flames tomorrow and just going to switch locker rooms last minute before the game.

Is it too late to blow it all up at the deadline?
- gravyface

Yes.

You fellers just have to hope that you don’t get the Habs first round.

It's insanely bad.
- 21peter

It's amazing how you have no idea how bad the smell really is until you've been quit for a bit. And then wham, holy poop that is bad.

Let’s get this thing to 3-0.....

Worst lead in hockey.

I am many things (bumhole, snob, 30lbs heavier) but "superhuman" does not qualify...
- lumlums

exactly!

only a proper superhuman would say that

30 pounds eh. That moves you up to 180 or something right

I've gone from 220-225 to 235-240. Thankfully sommer is coming...

Not interference on TAtar?

No, what do you mean?
- bixll

I was referring to poop.

But yeah... the tobacco part. You have no idea how many harsh chemicals we used throughout the year, from preparing the soil in May to curing in a kiln. The plants absorb these chemicals. I’ve never had a puff of a cigarette... never will.

exactly!

only a proper superhuman would say that

30 pounds eh. That moves you up to 180 or something right

I've gone from 220-225 to 235-240. Thankfully sommer is coming...
- 21peter

Oh lord no... I started at about 215. My optimum is around 185-190 so I was already in sub-optimal shape

Yes.

You fellers just have to hope that you don’t get the Habs first round.
- DrunkenCanuck

You crazy. I want that matchup. It's been far too long.