Wedgie can’t (frank)ing wait to toss out half of it. That’s how he gets off these days. (frank)ing sicko.
- Steven_Seagull

well, we know which half will go as it's been cut already

When I was 15 I was playing tennis in a heat wave for a couple hours.

After the game, I drank most of a full 2L of Wink and rode home.

I passed out in the doorway going into our house, Later that night I had to be taken to the hospital. I had sunstroke so bad that I could not hold down even water so I needed IV fluids. It was still the most sick I have ever been

Needless to say, that was the last time I have ever had Wink. I don't even think I could look at it without throwing up
- Aetherial

Lol...sun stroke is brutal.

It was like that for me with Sambuca after my 40th. I just gagged a little typing that.

Pro tip: don’t put the leftovers in the basement fridge and forget about them.

Trust me.
- Atomic Wedgie

mucha gracia senior hefe

Am now watching the Flames-Oilers game.

Would be nice if the Oilers could cave in the Flames early, so I can go to bed.

Lol...sun stroke is brutal.

It was like that for me with Sambuca after my 40th. I just gagged a little typing that.
- Woderwick

has a nice glow when on fire

Pro tip: don’t put the leftovers in the basement fridge and forget about them.

Trust me.
- Atomic Wedgie

Our garage fridge is the death of food. We are constantly throwing out food we put in there and forget about until it’s too late. Should impose a beverages only rule.

Am now watching the Flames-Oilers game.

Would be nice if the Oilers could cave in the Flames early, so I can go to bed.
- Atomic Wedgie

now, I'm drunk enough to listen to some tunes and glance at the game

Our garage fridge is the death of food. We are constantly throwing out food we put in there and forget about until it’s too late. Should impose a beverages only rule.
- Woderwick

rye bread

sorry laffs lemmings but this roster is not winning a playoff round let alone a cup 🤦‍♂️

they can outskill any team in the league but they don’t still don’t have the grit to win a playoff round 🤦🏿‍♂️

keep in mind, they didn’t even make the playoffs last season because they lost in the wild card to a grittier bj team🤦‍♂️

beyond simmonds, dubass has done nothing to address this shortcoming🤦🏿‍♂️

jumbo is invisible on the ice 🤦‍♂️

his signing is starting to remind me of the good old days when we picked lindros up and it started a country club atmosphere where old entitled players came home to tronna to retire 🤦🏿‍♂️

dubass still has time to trade for some grown men who can handle themselves and their teammates on the ice. 👍

Jones, foligno and poon jenner come to mind👍🏿

The core going forward:

buston glassthews
hyman
souperman

fire dubass and queef if they don’t win a cup this year

retool👍

has a nice glow when on fire
- dmnted

One of my buddies saved my life. Picked me up and spun me around till I started vomiting. I swear I could have died from alcohol poisoning if he hadn’t done that. Golfed the next morning though.

sorry laffs lemmings but this roster is not winning a playoff round let alone a cup 🤦‍♂️

they can outskill any team in the league but they don’t still don’t have the grit to win a playoff round 🤦🏿‍♂️

keep in mind, they didn’t even make the playoffs last season because they lost in the wild card to a grittier bj team🤦‍♂️

beyond simmonds, dubass has done nothing to address this shortcoming🤦🏿‍♂️

jumbo is invisible on the ice 🤦‍♂️

his signing is starting to remind me of the good old days when we picked lindros up and it started a country club atmosphere where old entitled players came home to tronna to retire 🤦🏿‍♂️

dubass still has time to trade for some grown men who can handle themselves and their teammates on the ice. 👍

Jones, foligno and poon jenner come to mind👍🏿

The core going forward:

buston glassthews
hyman
souperman

fire dubass and queef if they don’t win a cup this year

retool👍
- Skalapy

Not even you can believe what you post on here.

Our garage fridge is the death of food. We are constantly throwing out food we put in there and forget about until it’s too late. Should impose a beverages only rule.
- Woderwick

I have two bottles of Molson Extra Old Stock in the basement fridge that are eight years old.

I’m kinda curious. I may bust one open.

the wife made some of this

for my son's bday.
- dmnted

Y son and his girlfriend quit eating lasagna about five years ago. They made some joke superstition about breaking up if they did and now they’re stuck. “Why did you make lasagna? What are you trying to tell me?”

surrender!

rye bread
- dmnted

Moldy? In the fridge? Always goes bad?

Good rye bread doesn’t last 3 days in our house. Sits on the counter till gone.
Rye bread reminds me of my Babcia, bless her soul. What a home cook... my lord I should have been a fat kid.

Y son and his girlfriend quit eating lasagna about five years ago. They made some joke superstition about breaking up if they did and now they’re stuck. “Why did you make lasagna? What are you trying to tell me?”
- Canada Cup

u eat half
wish the other good luck


¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have two bottles of Molson Extra Old Stock in the basement fridge that are eight years old.

I’m kinda curious. I may bust one open.
- Atomic Wedgie

hells yeah

down then quickly after the 1st sip

I have two bottles of Molson Extra Old Stock in the basement fridge that are eight years old.

I’m kinda curious. I may bust one open.
- Atomic Wedgie

It was never good, so let us know if it got any better.

Our garage fridge is the death of food. We are constantly throwing out food we put in there and forget about until it’s too late. Should impose a beverages only rule.
- Woderwick

Got a $1000 estimate to fix the freezer in a 5 year old fridge yesterday. Bye fridge. I’m going to get the simplest fridge I can find - no water dispenser/ice maker. The less poop to breakdown the better. Think of possibly a big styrofoam container and daily ice delivery.

Not even you can believe what you post on here.
- Woderwick

meh

mark my words?

i have a custom made leafs zarape that i will streak in if i survive long enough to see our laffs win the cup 🤣

- gergeswillems

I loved wink

meh

mark my words?

i have a custom made leafs zarape that i will streak in if i survive long enough to see our laffs win the cup 🤣
- Skalapy

Lol

u eat half
wish the other good luck


¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- dmnted

God no. They split up for 3 or 4 months once. It was not a happy time.

Not even you can believe what you post on here.
- Woderwick

So it's not only me when I read his stuff.

Got a $1000 estimate to fix the freezer in a 5 year old fridge yesterday. Bye fridge. I’m going to get the simplest fridge I can find - no water dispenser/ice maker. The less poop to breakdown the better. Think of possibly a big styrofoam container and daily ice delivery.
- Canada Cup

We just did the same thing two years ago after we gave up on a 40 year old garage fridge. This winter everything in it froze solid no matter what temp we set it. Now with the garage warming up, it isn’t keeping stuff cold. Waste of money.