it might be time to have Soups and the Giraffe play on the power play
- dmnted

Your solution to lack of scoring is Mikeyhev?

Your solution to lack of scoring is Mikeyhev?
- Atomic Wedgie

Mikheyev can’t score. Powerplay can’t score.


Two negatives equals a positive

Hot take: Zach Hyman has evolved from good utility player to good hockey player
- TheMussel

There is nothing hot about that take. Not even a lukewarm take.

Please, just get out of the period 2-0.

Hot take: Zach Hyman has evolved from good utility player to good hockey player
- TheMussel

is he pricing himself out of Toronto?

Mikheyev can’t score. Powerplay can’t score.


Two negatives equals a positive
- Steven_Seagull

By your logic, I should be having hot sex with lesbians.

Your solution to lack of scoring is Mikeyhev?
- Atomic Wedgie

Can't be any worse than what currently on the ice.

2nd PP unit

By your logic, I should be having hot sex with lesbians.
- Atomic Wedgie

Why aren’t you?

Please, just get out of the period 2-0.
- Atomic Wedgie

Why aren’t you?
- Steven_Seagull

Wedgie can’t score...

is he pricing himself out of Toronto?
- dmnted

No. He's pricing Nylander out of Toronto.

Wedgie can’t score...
- Atomic Wedgie

too busy playing defense

Sabres up 2-0 on the Flyers.

I wonder how they’ll (frank) this one up.

No. He's pricing Nylander out of Toronto.
- fifty__missions

good way to make Max happy

No. He's pricing Nylander out of Toronto.
- fifty__missions

We can't talk like this. We'll summon Max.

There is nothing hot about that take. Not even a lukewarm take.
- fifty__missions

Cold as an ice cold mill street key lime pie nitro ipa

Sabres up 2-0 on the Flyers.

I wonder how they’ll (frank) this one up.
- Steven_Seagull

My bold prediction: they won't. They're gonna win tonight. And hopefully lose the next 7 after that.

No. He's pricing Nylander out of Toronto.
- fifty__missions

Kerfunk first.

Dubie is going to trim the edges until the edges are gone.

But ya maybe ...

Kerfunk first.

Dubie is going to trim the edges until the edges are gone.

But ya maybe ...
- The Law

So what you're saying is that the Leafs are going to look like a well manicured 70s porn bush next season?

Kerfunk first.

Dubie is going to trim the edges until the edges are gone.

But ya maybe ...
- The Law

It also depends on what Dubas does with the goaltender. If they let Freddie walk, and go with Jack and a veteran 1 b type guy, there is some cap space savings that way.

So what you're saying is that the Leafs are going to look like a well manicured 70s porn bush next season?
- TheMussel

That looks seems to be coming back into vogue these days.

So what you're saying is that the Leafs are going to look like a well manicured 70s porn bush next season?
- TheMussel

Exactly. Matthews with the facial foreshadowing.

And the Dirty Sanchez will soon be renamed the Dirty Dubas.

It must tough being a broadcaster and saying "Buffalo winless in 18" without chuckling a little bit before getting into the rest of the spiel

Missed the 1st.

Looking at the event summary, I see that Capt. Hyman got 6 - SIX - shots on goal. WTF is that?? SIX?? He tried to KILL the Jets?? WOW

It also depends on what Dubas does with the goaltender. If they let Freddie walk, and go with Jack and a veteran 1 b type guy, there is some cap space savings that way.
- fifty__missions

Yup, true. Sensitive topic around here but even Rielly's contract is part of the ongoing cap equation.

A young affordable goalie and a big growth year from Sandin would be yuge for this teams Cap management.