Sam, want to call the goal at anytime?
- mdw7413

Lol was thinking same thing

He was stunned that A) JJ hit the net and B ) that it actually went in.
- Slimtj100

You have a point here. It would take me a second to believe that it was real. But man, his brain literally had to reboot to recognize where he was.

He called the goal when they were back at center ice for the face off
- mdw7413

Think you're on to something with Johnson being an all star this yr

Think you're on to something with Johnson being an all star this yr
- dman78

Johnson...Hattie..?

You have a point here. It would take me a second to believe that it was real. But man, his brain literally had to reboot to recognize where he was.
- NYRCeph

It's getting bad he has to realize he's not as sharp as he used to be would imagine his family or close friends would say something

Chytil's forechecking skills are so much better this year.

Also, the Rangers look like they are a second slow on every pass attempt, making it easy for the Penguins to block. They need to be quicker.

Johnson...Hattie..?
- playthekids

I have a hat for my Johnson

They cannot win a goddamn faceoff.

I have a hat for my Johnson
- mdw7413

Did JJ deke it off his skates

JJ took steroids before the game

I have a hat for my Johnson
- mdw7413

- NYRCeph

Nope, its a hand knitted one for the winter

Credited with 20 hits already in 1st they can play a physical game not sure why we don't see it more often

Looks like the rangers aree playing against packets of Guldens

Nope, its a hand knitted one for the winter
- mdw7413

For you and your GF

Credited with 20 hits already in 1st they can play a physical game not sure why we don't see it more often
- dman78

Well some on here blame the coach, even though he says it every single game. Its the players, for whatever reason, its been like that since AV

Jj with 2 goals

What a surprise a late per goal thought they were do for an early per goal this game

I blame JJ for that head hunting pass to Chytil right in the middle of the ice for the turnover.
Chytil could have been lit up and hurt with that type of pass.

For you and your GF


- NYRCeph

I love the "directions". If you need directions on how to use it, you should be banned from having sex just in case you produce another window licker

Lucky to be tied.

I love the "directions". If you need directions on how to use it, you should be banned from having sex just in case you produce another window licker
- mdw7413

Good catch. I bet there are warnings as well.
"Do not swallow mini condom"
"Do not attempt slide tiny penis up your lovers nose while the tiny condom is on"

Lucky to be tied.
- Slimtj100

Nope, Strategy. Play like crap in the 1st and 2nd come back win in the 3rd