Did you see when they accidently put the camera in the studio? Looked like Sam and Joe got caught comparing Richards.
- mdw7413

"Mine is definitely bigger, look at that shadow."

When I think of the up and coming generation:


- JRR1285

Did you see when they accidently put the camera in the studio? Looked like Sam and Joe got caught comparing Richards.
- mdw7413

I'm thinking Sam has got the thimble from the Monopoly game down there at this point

I'm thinking Sam has got the thimble from the Monopoly game down there at this point
- jimbro83

Yeah, too much fat pad from eating papa johns.

"Mine is definitely bigger, look at that shadow."
- JRR1285

I actually wish they got caught doing something like that. It would be the highlight of every ranger game I ever watched. Including "This will last a lifetime!"

I'm thinking Sam has got the thimble from the Monopoly game down there at this point
- jimbro83

didnt think this would be the first thing i read on HB this morning but here we are

I actually wish they got caught doing something like that. It would be the highlight of every ranger game I ever watched. Including "This will last a lifetime!"
- mdw7413

Yeah, and then we would get new booth guys.

didnt think this would be the first thing i read on HB this morning but here we are
- NYRangers1124

I'm (frank)ing dying here. I needed this on a Friday.

didnt think this would be the first thing i read on HB this morning but here we are
- NYRangers1124

read back a little bit if you want to read about Kreider's gigantic dong

I'm thinking Sam has got the thimble from the Monopoly game down there at this point
- jimbro83

I bet he needs a reinforced hammock for his scrotum. I remember going to the bathroom at our town pool and the old guys just walking around naked. Never understood why people can't put towels on. Looked like a bunch of grandfather clocks standing around

I bet he needs a reinforced hammock for his scrotum. I remember going to the bathroom at our town pool and the old guys just walking around naked. Never understood why people can't put towels on. Looked like a bunch of grandfather clocks standing around
- mdw7413

What the actual (frank). Keep that poop to yourself.

I bet he needs a reinforced hammock for his scrotum. I remember going to the bathroom at our town pool and the old guys just walking around naked. Never understood why people can't put towels on. Looked like a bunch of grandfather clocks standing around
- mdw7413

yeah, my dad told me recently that when he takes a crap his balls are literally floating in the water the whole time

What the actual (frank). Keep that poop to yourself.
- JRR1285

What, you have never been in a gym locker room? Its always the old guys being weird

yeah, my dad told me recently that when he takes a crap his balls are literally floating in the water the whole time
- jimbro83

If I start to "melt" that way I'm ending it.

yeah, my dad told me recently that when he takes a crap his balls are literally floating in the water the whole time
- jimbro83

this is definitely Location worthy

What, you have never been in a gym locker room? Its always the old guys being weird
- mdw7413

Not as an adult thank you very much.

Not as an adult thank you very much.
- JRR1285

Honestly, I can't wait till I get to that age where I don't give a (frank) about anything anymore and you are too old for people to even say anything

Honestly, I can't wait till I get to that age where I don't give a (frank) about anything anymore and you are too old for people to even say anything
- mdw7413

Do you think Sam calls his own bedroom sessions?

yeah I know - its just so baffling. The 29% shooting percentage for kreiders is pretty much wat zib was doing last year.

Thought- why not have the best at faceoffs take faceoffs and not just centers?
- Greschnergy#4

I think you got it wrong..Kreider is on roids and Zib is off of them

So, anyway, i don't post here a lot, but last February I got into a few skirmishes on this board over my emphatic support for resigning Chris Kreider rather than trading him for draft picks that may or may not work out or for young mediocrity such as, if I remember correctly, Boston's Anders Bjork. You guys still opposing me on this one?

And, yes, he should clearly be made captain, as for all intents and purposes, he already is.

read back a little bit if you want to read about Kreider's gigantic dong
- jimbro83

seeing that first, i know i dont need to go back lol

Do you think Sam calls his own bedroom sessions?
- JRR1285

his wife goes "ok, I need to bang someone that looks like a 79 year old chicken! are you there honey?"

seeing that first, i know i dont need to go back lol
- NYRangers1124

It's your loss.

So, anyway, i don't post here a lot, but last February I got into a few skirmishes on this board over my emphatic support for resigning Chris Kreider rather than trading him for draft picks that may or may not work out or for young mediocrity such as, if I remember correctly, Boston's Anders Bjork. You guys still opposing me on this one?

And, yes, he should clearly be made captain, as for all intents and purposes, he already is.
- js10

I don't recall too many people being that against retaining Kreider?

As for the Captain thing. I am honestly surprised they didn't name either him or Zib this past offseason. Head scratcher there.

his wife goes "ok, I need to bang someone that looks like a 79 year old chicken! are you there honey?"
- jimbro83

He definitely has that bird neck action. Like a (frank)ing turkey.