Good to have 2 tenders that can step in.
- bixll

Not good to have your starter only provide 50% quality starts.

I don't know why I'm dredging this up again, just so you fellas can continue to pummel me with it:

We had a side by side door fridge. Way better for the freezer, but not as good for the fridge side. You couldn't store big stuff in the fridge.

But we have our old fridge in the basement - freezer on top, fridge on bottom. The one you grew up with. So after we ate half a huge lasagna, I put the remaining half (fully cooked, just waiting to be eaten as yummy leftovers) in the basement fridge.

And I forgot it was there.

Fast forward a week or so, and I made the horrible discovery.

Police decided not to press charges. They felt having to throw out half a lasagna was punishment enough.
- Atomic Wedgie

Alternate take: french doors on top, freezer on bottom is the way to go.

I don't know why I'm dredging this up again, just so you fellas can continue to pummel me with it:

We had a side by side door fridge. Way better for the freezer, but not as good for the fridge side. You couldn't store big stuff in the fridge.

But we have our old fridge in the basement - freezer on top, fridge on bottom. The one you grew up with. So after we ate half a huge lasagna, I put the remaining half (fully cooked, just waiting to be eaten as yummy leftovers) in the basement fridge.

And I forgot it was there.

Fast forward a week or so, and I made the horrible discovery.

Police decided not to press charges. They felt having to throw out half a lasagna was punishment enough.
- Atomic Wedgie

They were wrong. Heinous crimes should be punished as such.

As for Hutch, last year he was 4-9 with a sv% of .886 and a GAA of 3.66
- Atomic Wedgie

Apparently it wasn't his fault. It was Milk Babschlong's.

Not good to have your starter only provide 50% quality starts.
- mjones242

Maybe their criteria is trash? 'Cause it says Hutch is perfect at it, but he's a (frank)ing mess every single game.

how many games does Chiasson get for the cross check on Vessy?
- dmnted

1 for chaisson, 2 for Kadri

how many games does Chiasson get for the cross check on Vessy?
- dmnted

First offense, time served.

I'm sure he already knows it, but being named the captain of an AHL team means you are never getting another cup of coffee in the NHL.
- Atomic Wedgie

He's not an NHL player.

He is a 4th line player in the AHL and simply isn't talented enough to play in the NHL. He has scratched himself for games so younger players could play...He is a role model for the kids and as long as he can still chip in some goals and play hard he will stick in the A.

He is getting paid handsomely to play 4th line mins in the AHL.

Which section of the fridge?
- Canada Cup

It was sooooooooo big, the knife he had could not cut it into smaller sizes so it could fit into said new fancy future modernistic side by side fridge.
I mean he was going to re-heat it in that same dish, cause his giant oven would not except smaller pans.

Willie not at practice

OMG IT'S REALLY HAPPENING.









he finally ran out of conditioner

1 for chaisson, 2 for Kadri
- senstroll

Kadri still hurting us from a mile high

Right now, only Winnipeg may be close, and I don't even think that is true.

Playoffs are a whole different game though
- Aetherial

Well they have only played the Leafs once...Could be why they have a slightly better record than EDM

It was sooooooooo big, the knife he had could not cut it into smaller sizes so it could fit into said new fancy future modernistic side by side fridge.
I mean he was going to re-heat it in that same dish, cause his giant oven would not except smaller pans.
- bobbyisno1

Lasagna freezes ok. Anyway, the sin wasn't throwing out lasagna. The sin was admitting it here

Willie not at practice

OMG IT'S REALLY HAPPENING.









he finally ran out of conditioner
- Canada Cup

When does Forsberg arrive in Toronto?

When does Forsberg arrive in Toronto?
- PatC80

That team isn't making the play offs, so, next year.
Or the fall, early winter.

- Tanooki

he definitely has a pie (not pizza) to the face kinda face for me.

but not worth spending the $$ on a pie for him.

1 for chaisson, 2 for Kadri
- senstroll

he definitely has a pie (not pizza) to the face kinda face for me.

but not worth spending the $$ on a pie for him.
- dmnted

Wedgie has an old one in his down stairs fridge he doesn't need.

First offense, time served.
- bobbyisno1

man he did get away with one if that's the case.
cross check happened at the end of the game

Wedgie has an old one in his down stairs fridge he doesn't need.
- bobbyisno1

That team isn't making the play offs, so, next year.
Or the fall, early winter.
- bobbyisno1

excellent.. Once the lockdown in the GTA is over, he'll be able to buy Willy some much needed conditioner

I don't know why I'm dredging this up again, just so you fellas can continue to pummel me with it:

We had a side by side door fridge. Way better for the freezer, but not as good for the fridge side. You couldn't store big stuff in the fridge.

But we have our old fridge in the basement - freezer on top, fridge on bottom. The one you grew up with. So after we ate half a huge lasagna, I put the remaining half (fully cooked, just waiting to be eaten as yummy leftovers) in the basement fridge.

And I forgot it was there.

Fast forward a week or so, and I made the horrible discovery.

Police decided not to press charges. They felt having to throw out half a lasagna was punishment enough.
- Atomic Wedgie

In the interest of making sure you continue to suffer, I will not admit that I would throw out something a week old also.

Of course, I am a less self-centered, and more caring person, so I would not have forgotten about it in the first place.

he definitely has a pie (not pizza) to the face kinda face for me.

but not worth spending the $$ on a pie for him.
- dmnted

Are you confusing a pie with a baseball bat?

Are you confusing a pie with a baseball bat?
- Monkeypunk

As long as you don’t cancel him cause that’s mean

In the interest of making sure you continue to suffer, I will not admit that I would throw out something a week old also.

Of course, I am a less self-centered, and more caring person, so I would not have forgotten about it in the first place.
- Aetherial

I will not admit to making something that wasn’t so delicious that throwing out ever became an issue. I am that self centred