Not everyone played pool instead of going to school, The earth is actually not flat, and its ok if you like a V8 engine attached to a chain saw.

what a fcucking joke🤦🏿‍♂️

edit: nice alliteration 👍
- winsix

“ridicule is your most powerful tool👍🏿“

i paraphrase 👍

who said it professor?

Very good analysis.
- rSole

...but boring; should've suggested a couple wild trades and line changes for good measure.

For Ryder, Halak and a 2nd right? 🤣
- gergeswillems

You wish.

Leafs are 4th in GF.

Leafs are 6th in GA.

Leafs have the #3 PP.

Leafs have the #21 PK.

Leafs are 8th in GF at 5V5.

Leafs are 4th in GA at 5v5.


A better PK, and a bit more scoring at 5v5, and this team will be a true contender. Thank you Mr. Dubas and Mr. Keefe.

“ridicule is your most powerful tool👍🏿“

i paraphrase 👍

who said it professor?
- Skalapy

Saul Alinsky's rules for radicals - and it is slightly misquoted "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon" - Fifth rule

Leafs are 4th in GF.

Leafs are 6th in GA.

Leafs have the #3 PP.

Leafs have the #21 PK.

Leafs are 8th in GF at 5V5.

Leafs are 4th in GA at 5v5.


A better PK, and a bit more scoring at 5v5, and this team will be a true contender. Thank you Mr. Dubas and Mr. Keefe.
- Steven_Seagull

Hire Montreal or Boston's crosschecking coach

Leafs are 4th in GF.

Leafs are 6th in GA.

Leafs have the #3 PP.

Leafs have the #21 PK.

Leafs are 8th in GF at 5V5.

Leafs are 4th in GA at 5v5.


A better PK, and a bit more scoring at 5v5, and this team will be a true contender. Thank you Mr. Dubas and Mr. Keefe.
- Steven_Seagull

23rd in shots per game played.

But sure, pick your stats!!

Very good analysis.
- rSole

23rd in shots per game played.

But sure, pick your stats!!
- Scabeh

I did. And flagged you.

...but boring; should've suggested a couple wild trades and line changes for good measure.
- 21peter

Willy for Helm, Glenny and the rights to Al the Octopus.

Freddy for Hutton, Mittle-Shat and a 5th.

Matthews is the Leafs 4C centering Petan and Vesey.

Hire Montreal or Boston's crosschecking coach
- winsix

Hire Chara?

Hire Chara?
- gergeswillems

Fair enough

I did. And flagged you.
- Steven_Seagull

I really tried to make it as obvious a joke as possible too.

4-1 Sens Zaitsev with the hatty

Leafs are 4th in GF.

Leafs are 6th in GA.

Leafs have the #3 PP.

Leafs have the #21 PK.

Leafs are 8th in GF at 5V5.

Leafs are 4th in GA at 5v5.


A better PK, and a bit more scoring at 5v5, and this team will be a true contender. Thank you Mr. Dubas and Mr. Keefe.
- Steven_Seagull

Yeeeeessss

Hire Montreal or Boston's crosschecking coach
- winsix

4-1 Sens Zaitsev with the hatty
- poopstash

This place would implode. I'll say Leafs win 5-2.

Willy for Helm, Glenny and the rights to Al the Octopus.
- gergeswillems

I really tried to make it as obvious a joke as possible too.
- Scabeh

Unlike me, that poop ain’t gonna fly around here.

23rd in shots per game played.

But sure, pick your stats!!
- Scabeh

Because shots > goals

“ridicule is your most powerful tool👍🏿“

i paraphrase 👍

who said it professor?
- Skalapy

Ridicule is a form of humour. And humour is one of the most important forms of intelligence.

What does the right wing manual say about overly-repetitive narrow minded political commentary on a hockey website?

23rd in shots per game played.

But sure, pick your stats!!
- Scabeh

Talented shooters who score a lot?

- 21peter

Looks like the Red Wings power play.

Talented shooters who score a lot?
- burn

James Tanner once told me talent doesn't matter. It's all a matter of luck if a shot goes in the net or not.

I really tried to make it as obvious a joke as possible too.
- Scabeh

For years I thought Skalapy was joking. Just a guy with a limited comedic range and not just generally limited.