Wow, I'm not that bad lol

A while back I drove three hours to....somewhere in northeastern Ontario. I just did what Google told me to do and talked to my passenger the entire way.

When we got there, people were comparing routes and I had no (frank)ing clue how I'd gotten there, only a vague idea of my location and no idea how to get back without my phone. When I used to get high I would get lost in my neighbourhood.
- Zezel

yup

Same. She was homeschooled so I blame her mom for not teaching her.

She thought North Carolina was in California.

We were going to Nashville a couple years ago and again she asked if we’d be going through California to get there. We’ve been to Nashville about 6 or 7 times.

A good game sitting around the campfire with some friends is to try and name all 50 states. You go around in a circle and if you can’t name one and the person in front of you gets it, then your out.

My usually gets about 3 or 4 states before she’s out.
- bryant

I will list out the 50 states every time I am on an airplane.

It’s good to kill a little time.

Hint: list Rhode Island and Deleware 1st.

yup
- 21peter

In fairness to me, I was really, really fried. I could get lost in the supermarket.

She got the dog, sorry man. I have a cat who lives with his mom now (that poor bastard). I miss the cat.
- Zezel

It was the dumbest dog in the world but the first dog I ever had as an adult. Insult to injury, she used our joint account to pay for her lawyer.

In fairness to me, I was really, really fried. I could get lost in the supermarket.
- Zezel

Clash reference?

It was the dumbest dog in the world but the first dog I ever had as an adult. Insult to injury, she used our joint account to pay for her lawyer.
- Canada Cup

That's Leafy man.

Clash reference?
- Atomic Wedgie

I wish! I'm a huge punk rock fan, but I never got into the Clash.

That's Leafy man.
- Zezel

It’s full country music. She left me for a work buddy, who was dorky. Anyway, I’m going to tell the best California story ever when I come back from walking Willie Nelson

I will list out the 50 states every time I am on an airplane.

It’s good to kill a little time.

Hint: list Rhode Island and Deleware 1st.
- Atomic Wedgie

I would never get those if my life depended on it

That's Leafy man.
- Zezel

Guy was a politician - which makes sense

I would never get those if my life depended on it
- Zezel

Remember when they ask Sal in Dog Day Afternoon what country he wants to go to when the hostage thing works out?

Wyoming

I wish! I'm a huge punk rock fan, but I never got into the Clash.
- Zezel

Loved ‘em growing up, but can’t listen to 99% of their stuff now.

It hasn’t stood the test of time.

Guy was a politician - which makes sense
- 21peter

I was working for an oil company owned by Conrad Black - the total opposite. Gotta walk the dog

It was the dumbest dog in the world but the first dog I ever had as an adult. Insult to injury, she used our joint account to pay for her lawyer.
- Canada Cup

Thank you, by the way.

I would never get those if my life depended on it
- Zezel

Full name: Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. I’ve been a few times, so not hard to remember.

Delaware is easily forgettable, although I guess with President Biden maybe I’ll remember it now.

If I ever get to ride an airplane again.

It’s full country music. She left me for a work buddy, who was dorky. Anyway, I’m going to tell the best California story ever when I come back from walking Willie Nelson
- Canada Cup

Don't smoke his weed!

I had a girl who I thought everything was going swell dump me, I found out my best friend had been hitting on her, and then my cat died in front of me with no warning. That was my country tune. Also around that time Cliff Fletcher was signing Jeff Finger. Bummer times in Zezelville.

Thank you, by the way.
- The Law

Don't smoke his weed!

I had a girl who I thought everything was going swell dump me, I found out my best friend had been hitting on her, and then my cat died in front of me with no warning. That was my country tune. Also around that time Cliff Fletcher was signing Jeff Finger. Bummer times in Zezelville.
- Zezel

Play it backwards.

Full name: Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. I’ve been a few times, so not hard to remember.

Delaware is easily forgettable, although I guess with President Biden maybe I’ll remember it now.

If I ever get to ride an airplane again.
- Atomic Wedgie

Ooooh, interesting development:

In the 2020 election, voters chose to drop “and Providence Plantations” from the official state name.

Remember when they ask Sal in Dog Day Afternoon what country he wants to go to when the hostage thing works out?

Wyoming
- Canada Cup

Lol forgot that

Weird thought that just struck me:

I have taken exactly one elevator ride in the last six months.

Wtf, I didn't even know Myanmar and Burma was the same. Or that it has 54 million people! My geography is pathetic! Honestly I can't really remember taking a geography class. I don't feel like I should even have my grade 10, if we were going solely on geography.
- Zezel

I think Elaine went there once to track down J. Peterman.

I think Elaine went there once to track down J. Peterman.
- shack67

I loved those Peterman stories

I loved those Peterman stories
- 21peter

He was great, one of the best tv characters ever.

I loved those Peterman stories
- 21peter

https://www.rollingstone....-became-a-reality-154063/

Apparently he ended up working for the real guy his character was based off of. Kind of funny. Or working with him at least.