I bought a used, double-breasted, men's muskrat fur coat this week.

It arrives Wednesday.

I'm going to be so franking pimpin', which is good, because my wife is going to throw me out of the house.
- Atomic Wedgie

Marner wasn’t good tonight. One nice play on the PP and a freebie empty netter. Clearly the front runner for the Hart.
- Steven_Seagull

I just rewatched Willy brutal (frank) up on the Draisaitl goal.

It wasnt a bad pass at all, Willy could've used his stick to take the pass, instead he tries to get cute and tries to receive it off his skate but he (frank)s up and it ends up underneath him, making it easy pickin's for Drai.

Brutal.

Edit: It actually was Yamamoto who tried to throw it in front to Drai, but because Nylander has zero defensive tendencies he doesnt protect the puck once he has it, just tried to be too cute.

Brutal.

Marner’s trade value keeps getting higher.
- Steven_Seagull

I just rewatched Willy brutal (frank) up on the Draisaitl goal.

It wasnt a bad pass at all, Willy could've used his stick to take the pass, instead he tries to get cute and tries to receive it off his skate but he (frank)s up and it ends up underneath him, making it easy pickin's for Drai.

Brutal.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

And yet, he’s only 1 point back of the league lead in points. And makes 4M less. He’s much better value.

Marner wasn’t good tonight. One nice play on the PP and a freebie empty netter. Clearly the front runner for the Hart.
- Steven_Seagull

So he had a Matthews Hat Trick,

A goal, a controller disconnected, and wrinkle free sweater with no sweat stains?

So he had a Matthews Hat Trick,

A goal, a controller disconnected, and wrinkle free sweater with no sweat stains?
- Aetherial

Controller disconnected would’ve been an improvement.

So he had a Matthews Hat Trick,

A goal, a controller disconnected, and wrinkle free sweater with no sweat stains?
- Aetherial

Marner roughed up Puljujijujaujuiiajurvi in the corner.

Marner works.

And yet, he’s only 1 point back of the league lead in points. And makes 4M less. He’s much better value.
- Steven_Seagull

Can we at least agree that Holl has been our best Dman?

Can we at least agree that Holl has been our best Dman?
- Aetherial

Im impressed so far.

Can we at least agree that Holl has been our best Dman?
- Aetherial

Yes he has.


Can we say that Rielly has been a massive disappointment (so far)?

Yes he has.


Can we say that Rielly has been a massive disappointment (so far)?
- Steven_Seagull

no. (frank) you.

Controller disconnected would’ve been an improvement.
- Steven_Seagull

Still the funniest sports GIF I have ever seen

When do the Leafs get Kessel Matthews back?

Im impressed so far.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Yes, so far.

I am one of the people who thought he did great last year, not a top paring guy, but one of their better Dmen.

But it is very early.

Still the funniest sports GIF I have ever seen

When do the Leafs get Kessel Matthews back?
- Aetherial

The Best Player To Have Ever Wore The Leaf Matthews will be back Sunday most likely.

no. (frank) you.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

1 point in 6 games for an offensive dman who sucks defensively...

The Best Player To Have Ever Wore The Leaf Matthews will be back Sunday most likely.
- Steven_Seagull

Wait, I didn't know Sundin was in town.

Wait, I didn't know Sundin was in town.
- Aetherial

Weird segue, but okay.

Weird segue, but okay.
- Steven_Seagull

Best Player to have ever worn the Maple Leaf

Ok wtf...

im watching the Avs/Ducks game and Henrique "scores".. but as far as i can tell the puck didnt even go in the net

I took Elias Peterson 12th overall in a pool.

1 point in 6 games for an offensive dman who sucks defensively...
- Steven_Seagull

this is such a santo take Gull.

this is such a santo take Gull.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Rielly has been bad this year, and he’s always been bad defensively

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I took Elias Peterson 12th overall in a pool.

- Aetherial

Rielly has been bad this year, and he’s always been bad defensively

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Steven_Seagull

wrong

Hank Aaron died