Shots are 8-3 leafs but they weren't good becuase they didn't score 15 goals.
- burn

This is bullpoop.

The Leafs weren't good because Marner, Matthews, Nylander and Tavares didn't score 15 goals.

Friedman looks... odd.

Going for the Clint Eastwood squinty thing.
- gravyface

"Edmonton is hitting everything rawh rawh rawh great physical period blah blah blah" -Burke

Toronto outhitting Edmonton 10-8 despite having the puck twice as much.

"Edmonton is hitting everything rawh rawh rawh great physical period blah blah blah" -Burke

Toronto outhitting Edmonton 10-8 despite having the puck twice as much.
- UsernameUnknown

Shows clips of 'hits' where one of the then completely misses and the other was a penalty.

Like wtf. Do better.

Edit: and show 'draisaitl getting in on it' when he has the puck and pushes hyman down. Hardly call that a hit

"Edmonton is hitting everything rawh rawh rawh great physical period blah blah blah" -Burke

Toronto outhitting Edmonton 10-8 despite having the puck twice as much.
- UsernameUnknown

Damn.

I wish we were there, so that we could all scream "shoot" at them as soon as they get the puck over our blueline.

I’m not so sure the oil will make it.
- TurdFergeson

EDM should be worried because they have Ken Holland making the decisions. his time as GM of the wings is overrated because he constantly had hall of famers playing on and wanting to play on his teams in Detroit.

Damn.

I wish we were there, so that we could all scream "shoot" at them as soon as they get the puck over our blueline.
- Atomic Wedgie

Do you think they'd fall for it?

Do you think they'd fall for it?
- UsernameUnknown

Wow that panel was trying so hard to not upset Oiler fans LOL. What a joke.

EDM should be worried because they have Ken Holland making the decisions. his time as GM of the wings is overrated because he constantly had hall of famers playing on and wanting to play on his teams in Detroit.
- wingz4life

And to make it worse he walked into a poopty situation. Yes, 2 megastars but no cap and almost nothing else.

EDM should be worried because they have Ken Holland making the decisions. his time as GM of the wings is overrated because he constantly had hall of famers playing on and wanting to play on his teams in Detroit.
- wingz4life

Sub out Holland, sub in Babcock.

Is Willie even playing?
Sure he'll get a pair of second assists or an easy tap in goal - but he's disappearing again..

Wow.

Did you hear about the new stadium they built in Krakow?

80,000 seats for soccer.

Worst stadium ever built - no matter where you sit, there's a Pole in front of you.
- Atomic Wedgie

I lol'd

Shows clips of 'hits' where one of the then completely misses and the other was a penalty.

Like wtf. Do better.

Edit: and show 'draisaitl getting in on it' when he has the puck and pushes hyman down. Hardly call that a hit
- burn

Their job is to say cliche’s and create conversations.

Their opinion matters about as much as Max’s.

Do you think they'd fall for it?
- UsernameUnknown

Kaberle never did.

Their job is to say cliche’s and create conversations.

Their opinion matters about as much as Max’s.
- Santo_44

That’s mean.

Is Willie even playing?
Sure he'll get a pair of second assists or an easy tap in goal - but he's disappearing again..
- MaximusAurelius

Go look at his 31 goals from last year on youtube and count the tap-ins.

Wow that panel was trying so hard to not upset Oiler fans LOL. What a joke.
- RogerRoeper

Yeah, they weren't even subtle on that one.

Is Willie even playing?
Sure he'll get a pair of second assists or an easy tap in goal - but he's disappearing again..
- MaximusAurelius

Yes, he is.

Sub out Holland, sub in Babcock.
- gravyface

fit, right in. im sure he would ask McDavid "give me a list of what u think about ur teammates I promise I wont make it public to embarass you".

another personality who only has a cup because of the all time greats he had on his teams.

Wow.

Did you hear about the new stadium they built in Krakow?

80,000 seats for soccer.

Worst stadium ever built - no matter where you sit, there's a Pole in front of you.
- Atomic Wedgie

LOL

We just finished. We barely put a dent in the stuff that wasn’t frozen. And my daughter made her own birthday cake. I’m gonna explode.

Yeah, they weren't even subtle on that one.
- UsernameUnknown

I'm sure some Oiler fans will claim they were Leaf homers on that one still;. LOL

Burke's hits package was terible.

Kaberle never did.
- Atomic Wedgie

At least we had McCabe for that. I don't think we've had a D since then that could shoot properly on the PP.

Phaneuf and Franson?

LOL

We just finished. We barely put a dent in the stuff that wasn’t frozen. And my daughter made her own birthday cake. I’m gonna explode.
- Woderwick

Every conversation ever in the Wedgie house:

Mrs. Wedgie: How many dishes do we need to order from Chinese/Thai/Italian/Everything Else?

Wedgie: They give you huge portions. 2 adults + 2 kids = order 3. With Chinese/Thai, 3 plus rice.

Mrs. Wedgie: I ordered 5 dishes + appetizers + some other really expensive poop

Mrs. Wedgie 40 minutes later: Wow, there's still tonnes left. Remind me next time not to order so many dishes.

Burke's drafting and trading was terible.
- RogerRoeper

Yes.