Speaking of which, someone keeps letting their dog poop on my lawn at night. One of these days I'm staying up and gonna find out who it is and put it on their door handles of their car
- mdw7413

That wasn't a dog

That wasn't a dog
- picklerick

Well I feel sorry for that person then and whatever they are eating

Well I feel sorry for that person then and whatever they are eating
- mdw7413

Maybe they eat dog poop

Maybe they eat dog poop
- picklerick

They will be if I catch them.


Speaking of which have you ever changed a diaper? I had to change my nieces once and it was by far the most god awful thing I ever did. I had to wrap a towel around my face.

They will be if I catch them.


Speaking of which have you ever changed a diaper? I had to change my nieces once and it was by far the most god awful thing I ever did. I had to wrap a towel around my face.
- mdw7413

One their windshield wipers. As soon as they put them on, smear across the whole windshield.

Picklerick will be able to provide you with all the experience of diapers in due time.

They will be if I catch them.


Speaking of which have you ever changed a diaper? I had to change my nieces once and it was by far the most god awful thing I ever did. I had to wrap a towel around my face.
- mdw7413

Never changed a diaper. I hope/think it will be different when it is my own child as opposed to someone else's

They will be if I catch them.


Speaking of which have you ever changed a diaper? I had to change my nieces once and it was by far the most god awful thing I ever did. I had to wrap a towel around my face.
- mdw7413

something i never plan to do in my life and am quite happy about that

One their windshield wipers. As soon as they put them on, smear across the whole windshield.

Picklerick will be able to provide you with all the experience of diapers in due time.
- NYRCeph

Thats why I was asking if he ever did. I honestly don't know how people do it.

Never changed a diaper. I hope/think it will be different when it is my own child as opposed to someone else's
- picklerick

Thats what everyone says. I don't know how the stink and awfulness makes it better, but I guess it does when its your own.

something i never plan to do in my life and am quite happy about that
- Mtlca66

I have a full face respirator from my old job, if I ever had to do it again, thats what i would wear. No joke

Thats what everyone says. I don't know how the stink and awfulness makes it better, but I guess it does when its your own.
- mdw7413

I do know that when they are newborns their poops don't smell that much because they aren't really eating anything other than milk/formula. When they start consuming food it's a whole new ballgame

Side note: i just realized everyone must think my name is rick, which it is not. i want to make it very clear that my actual name is not rick or anything close to that

Fenrir does prefer his leaves and the crust the dried blood makes on his feet.
- JRR1285

Someone asked me if I was worried about stepping on broken glass.
You become very cognizant about where you step when not wearing shoes. Especially around those (frank)ing Canada geese.

That wasn't a dog
- picklerick

And congrats on the gherkin.

Never changed a diaper. I hope/think it will be different when it is my own child as opposed to someone else's
- picklerick

It's not a big deal. Although, I never had to deal with a boy, and by all reports they are much trickier with target practice being a real danger!
It can't be a big deal, 'cause you have to do every (frank)ing 20 minutes!!!

Still well worth any hardships. Best club in the world!

And congrats on the gherkin.
- Fenrir

Thanks

They will be if I catch them.


Speaking of which have you ever changed a diaper? I had to change my nieces once and it was by far the most god awful thing I ever did. I had to wrap a towel around my face.
- mdw7413

Really don't miss those days.

Someone asked me if I was worried about stepping on broken glass.
You become very cognizant about where you step when not wearing shoes. Especially around those (frank)ing Canada geese.
- Fenrir

They are brutal. Every golf course around here is literally covered.

It's not a big deal. Although, I never had to deal with a boy, and by all reports they are much trickier with target practice being a real danger!
It can't be a big deal, 'cause you have to do every (frank)ing 20 minutes!!!

Still well worth any hardships. Best club in the world!
- Tonybere

- Fenrir

I believe I have finally and officially moved on from diapers in my house. That is unless I give up and start poopting myself.

You get desensitized to it. Eventually it's just another mundane annoying task in life.

I do know that when they are newborns their poops don't smell that much because they aren't really eating anything other than milk/formula. When they start consuming food it's a whole new ballgame

Side note: i just realized everyone must think my name is rick, which it is not. i want to make it very clear that my actual name is not rick or anything close to that
- picklerick

Thanks for clearing that up Rick.

All I know is it will travel up their backs and ruin everything they are wearing.

I do know that when they are newborns their poops don't smell that much because they aren't really eating anything other than milk/formula. When they start consuming food it's a whole new ballgame

Side note: i just realized everyone must think my name is rick, which it is not. i want to make it very clear that my actual name is not rick or anything close to that
- picklerick

I guess no one on here heard of Rick and Morty

I guess no one on here heard of Rick and Morty
- TPC

He doesn't realize by making that comment he is now officially Rick.

just like I have a fat gf
Fenrir is a hipster
Tony is a midget
Jimbo is the cat lady
JRR, forget it, to many things to list

I believe I have finally and officially moved on from diapers in my house. That is unless I give up and start poopting myself.

You get desensitized to it. Eventually it's just another mundane annoying task in life.
- NYRCeph

My daughter is 22, so we recently stopped diapering her.

He doesn't realize by making that comment he is now officially Rick.

just like I have a fat gf
Fenrir is a hipster
Tony is a midget
Jimbo is the cat lady
JRR, forget it, to many things to list
- mdw7413

He doesn't realize by making that comment he is now officially Rick.

just like I have a fat gf
Fenrir is a hipster
Tony is a midget
Jimbo is the cat lady
JRR, forget it, to many things to list
- mdw7413

what am I