That's from an old SNL sketch


- stinger67

Would have been fun if he played that character in his stint in the office

i posted a pic of a wire hanger and got dinged for 3 months
- KINGKENZO

was it an abortion joke?

was it an abortion joke?
- Pat1993

The best kind

The best kind
- Fredo

was it an abortion joke?
- Pat1993

there is one particular POS on the Flyers thread that is now on his 4-5th username. He always went after one poster and really crossed the line. I normally female dogslap the bejesus out of him, so it gets a little boring to address him. After seeing his posts about the dudes wife, i wrote something like

I see you get your intelligence from your mother because she wasnt able to figure out how to use this
*inserts pic of hanger*

I got nuked for three months, i dont think that jerkoff got anything

The best kind
- Fredo

I had a cousin tell a dark abortion joke and my uncle responded "wanna hear an abortion joke? We kept you and look what happened"

We were like 14 or 15 at the time. Joke is burned in my brain

there is one particular POS on the Flyers thread that is now on his 4-5th username. He always went after one poster and really crossed the line. I normally female dogslap the bejesus out of him, so it gets a little boring to address him. After seeing his posts about the dudes wife, i wrote something like

I see you get your intelligence from your mother because she wasnt able to figure out how to use this
*inserts pic of hanger*

I got nuked for three months, i dont think that jerkoff got anything
- KINGKENZO

so it was



and yeah 3 months for that is over the top, imho... especially considering you were replying to a troll

I had a cousin tell a dark abortion joke and my uncle responded "wanna hear an abortion joke? We kept you and look what happened"

We were like 14 or 15 at the time. Joke is burned in my brain
- Takemedrunkimhome

I had a cousin tell a dark abortion joke and my uncle responded "wanna hear an abortion joke? We kept you and look what happened"

We were like 14 or 15 at the time. Joke is burned in my brain
- Takemedrunkimhome

Parents burns are the best

Remember doing a school project over at some guy's house because the teacher had the brilliant idea of picking random teams, some I'm there with him and another girl, we had to do some kind of movie. He kept bragging how much of a player he was and his mother was doing laundry and said Must be why you spend your time masturbating in your bedroom and I have to pick up all those kleenex.


Also ended up having to watch 8 poorly made remakes of the blair witch project in class.

Parents burns are the best

Remember doing a school project over at some guy's house because the teacher had the brilliant idea of picking random teams, some I'm there with him and another girl, we had to do some kind of movie. He kept bragging how much of a player he was and his mother was doing laundry and said Must be why you spend your time masturbating in your bedroom and I have to pick up all those kleenex.


Also ended up having to watch 8 poorly made remakes of the blair witch project in class.
- Fredo

That's an amazing mom burn. I genuinely want to meet her

That's an amazing mom burn. I genuinely want to meet her
- Takemedrunkimhome

Agreed, although I question a mom who has to pick up her kids' j/o hankies... By that age kids should be picking up their own poop.

Agreed, although I question a mom who has to pick up her kids' j/o hankies... By that age kids should be picking up their own poop.
- Darksyde

Wanna know a great way to get your kid to clean up his own €um rags? She had the answer

That's an amazing mom burn. I genuinely want to meet her
- Takemedrunkimhome

so she can pick up all the kleenex in your room?

Agreed, although I question a mom who has to pick up her kids' j/o hankies... By that age kids should be picking up their own poop.
- Darksyde

pro tip: use an old sock instead, no paper tissue needed, so it's environment-friendly

so she can pick up all the kleenex in your room?
- Pat1993

Pros and cons of living with a woman...less need for kleenex but also a requirement if kleenex is needed they are never found.

And I'd just like to give her a high five for such an awesome burn

pro tip: use an old sock instead, no paper tissue needed, so it's environment-friendly
- Pat1993

If that's a pro tip can one assume you end up going barefoot often?

If that's a pro tip can one assume you end up going barefoot often?
- Takemedrunkimhome

I have developed hobbit feet, fits perfectly with my height

I have developed hobbit feet, fits perfectly with my height
- Pat1993

So you're just spoon feeding the peanut gallery now?

So you're just spoon feeding the peanut gallery now?
- Takemedrunkimhome

the what now?

the what now?
- Pat1993

I mean it works pretty accurately right?

I mean it works pretty accurately right?

- Takemedrunkimhome

yes...

Go Habs go!

pro tip: use an old sock instead, no paper tissue needed, so it's environment-friendly
- Pat1993

I just pretend I'm in a long distance relationship... Do it in my hand and throw it at her.

I just pretend I'm in a long distance relationship... Do it in my hand and throw it at her.
- Darksyde

spiderman!!


lololol

I just pretend I'm in a long distance relationship... Do it in my hand and throw it at her.
- Darksyde

I know a good painter, just dm me