Im in a pretty good spot in life rn..

I’m back in my happy place, Calgary.. I’m done working for the winter, sucking the teet of EI for the next 5-6 months..

I’ve decided that I’m gonna find me a sugar momma to lessen my financial burden, hopefully in Banff/Canmore. I’ll dive face first into 50yr old cooch as long as I can ski 4-5 days a week, no fücks given.

Im in a pretty good spot in life rn..

I’m back in my happy place, Calgary.. I’m done working for the winter, sucking the teet of EI for the next 5-6 months..

I’ve decided that I’m gonna find me a sugar momma to lessen my financial burden, hopefully in Banff/Canmore. I’ll dive face first into 50yr old cooch as long as I can ski 4-5 days a week, no fücks given.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Yeah, I’m sure they’ll be lining up at your door, twat!

Yeah, I’m sure they’ll be lining up at your door, twat!
- .HOHO.

You obviously don’t know how (frank)ing gorgeous I am. 😒

Yeah, I’m sure they’ll be lining up at your door, twat!
- .HOHO.

Lol

You obviously don’t know how (frank)ing gorgeous I am. 😒
- Arctic_AARDVARK

meh, 6/10 at best

Im in a pretty good spot in life rn..

I’m back in my happy place, Calgary.. I’m done working for the winter, sucking the teet of EI for the next 5-6 months..

I’ve decided that I’m gonna find me a sugar momma to lessen my financial burden, hopefully in Banff/Canmore. I’ll dive face first into 50yr old cooch as long as I can ski 4-5 days a week, no fücks given.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

EI ski winter was the best of my life. Tremblant till the snow ran out than worked at Banff Springs for a couple of pay cheque’s.

Enjoy

What if it's a Richard
- Zezel

Harder to light

meh, 6/10 at best
- Steven_Seagull

I’m a solid 8..

8.9 for moms..

Fück you bird!

Squawk!!!

EI ski winter was the best of my life. Tremblant till the snow ran out than worked at Banff Springs for a couple of pay cheque’s.

Enjoy
- Canada Cup

Lol nice!

French lasses

Banff is all Swedish/German/Australia... idc where my sugar momma is from, as long as she pays the bills. 🤷‍♂️

Im in a pretty good spot in life rn..

I’m back in my happy place, Calgary.. I’m done working for the winter, sucking the teet of EI for the next 5-6 months..

I’ve decided that I’m gonna find me a sugar momma to lessen my financial burden, hopefully in Banff/Canmore. I’ll dive face first into 50yr old cooch as long as I can ski 4-5 days a week, no fücks given.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I would have guessed winter would be busy for firewood.

https://genius.com/Daniel-romano-new-milk-lyrics

🥇

https://danielromano.bandcamp.com/track/new-milk

Im in a pretty good spot in life rn..

I’m back in my happy place, Calgary.. I’m done working for the winter, sucking the teet of EI for the next 5-6 months..

I’ve decided that I’m gonna find me a sugar momma to lessen my financial burden, hopefully in Banff/Canmore. I’ll dive face first into 50yr old cooch as long as I can ski 4-5 days a week, no fücks given.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Mmmm 50yr old cooch and boarding 4-5 days a week!

I would have guessed winter would be busy for firewood.
- Atomic Wedgie

This struck a cord with me.

I would have guessed winter would be busy for firewood.
- Atomic Wedgie

I’m still delivering “wood”

I’m still delivering “wood”
- Arctic_AARDVARK

If you hear banjo music, run

I’m still delivering “wood”
- Arctic_AARDVARK

If you hear banjo music, run
- Canada Cup

I hate the Yankees with a passion but I love how their jerseys don't have names on them.
- mjones242

I actually don't like that at all. In hockey it's irrelevant because I can tell who everyone is but with baseball I can't.

Very good thread page.

I actually don't like that at all. In hockey it's irrelevant because I can tell who everyone is but with baseball I can't.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Isn't it easier in baseball because they are mostly always standing in the same place?

Im in a pretty good spot in life rn..

I’m back in my happy place, Calgary.. I’m done working for the winter, sucking the teet of EI for the next 5-6 months..

I’ve decided that I’m gonna find me a sugar momma to lessen my financial burden, hopefully in Banff/Canmore. I’ll dive face first into 50yr old cooch as long as I can ski 4-5 days a week, no fücks given.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Men are a far better target market for sex workers, just saying.

Men are a far better target market for sex workers, just saying.
- Zezel

This is your idea of turning this thread in the right direction?

This is your idea of turning this thread in the right direction?
- 21peter

Good career advice is always helpful

Good career advice is always helpful
- Canada Cup

oh


you got one for me?

And weather delay to start the masters.

Damn you 2020