Question:

has dufus signed any over 40 players from san jose lately? they're AWESOME!!!
- bruceflyers

Yes.

Anyone else's internet been down pretty much all day?

Goddamn you never realize how much you rely on it till it goes down
- LeafGuy89

all day without porn?

Anyone else's internet been down pretty much all day?

Goddamn you never realize how much you rely on it till it goes down
- LeafGuy89

i wish

So in our house, to get to the basement you walk down four steps to a landing, then turn left 90 degrees and go down the rest of the stairs.

My daughter left her skateboard at the bottom of the top four steps.

I think she's trying to kill me.
- Atomic Wedgie

Did it work? Are you a “ghost writer” now?

Those guys asking questions are way dumber than we are. That’s scary.
- Chunga’s Revenge

Speak for yourself.

Speak for yourself.
- Woderwick

I was

Did John Wick do in the Sausage King?

I was
- Chunga’s Revenge

You wrote “we”..

Just being polite I guess.
Cuz Ain’t no won er’ sed we wuz a smrt buntch.

So in our house, to get to the basement you walk down four steps to a landing, then turn left 90 degrees and go down the rest of the stairs.

My daughter left her skateboard at the bottom of the top four steps.

I think she's trying to kill me.
- Atomic Wedgie

That's what Mrs. Wedgie wants you to believe ...

steve simmons
@simmonssteve
I'm hearing the NHL season won't start until February. I hope what I'm hearing is wrong.
4:11 PM · Nov 2, 2020·Twitter Web App

That's what Mrs. Wedgie wants you to believe ...
- The Law

Mrs. Wedgie would never try to kill me that quickly.

steve simmons
@simmonssteve
I'm hearing the NHL season won't start until February. I hope what I'm hearing is wrong.
4:11 PM · Nov 2, 2020·Twitter Web App
- Atomic Wedgie

I'd like to know what the additional context is here. (ie. where he lands on the dumb scale from casual anti-masker to komi)

You wrote “we”..

Just being polite I guess.
Cuz Ain’t no won er’ sed we wuz a smrt buntch.
- Woderwick

It’s almost like we’re brothers

Mrs. Wedgie would never try to kill me that quickly.
- Atomic Wedgie

Shanahan a coach someday?

https://twitter.com/kevin.../1323376092217049090?s=12

Shanahan a coach someday?

https://twitter.com/kevin.../1323376092217049090?s=12
- Chunga’s Revenge

In case Brodie sucks.

Shanaplan PRES, GM, COACH.

Leafs can’t pay everyone not to work for them.

In case Brodie sucks.

Shanaplan PRES, GM, COACH.

Leafs can’t pay everyone not to work for them.
- Garnie

If Brodie sucks, we can always bring back Hainsey

In case Brodie sucks.

Shanaplan PRES, GM, COACH.

Leafs can’t pay everyone not to work for them.
- Garnie

Leafs should just declare that they’re Stanley Cup champs

Leafs should just declare that they’re Stanley Cup champs
- Chunga’s Revenge

The "Trump approach", huh? 🤔

No thanks.

Leafs should just declare that they’re Stanley Cup champs
- Chunga’s Revenge

Ideally.. Lousy league won't rig it for the Leafs.. Only the Rangers..

The "Trump approach", huh? 🤔

No thanks.
- fifty__missions

You mean like boarding up most of Washington the day before the election?

steve simmons
@simmonssteve
I'm hearing the NHL season won't start until February. I hope what I'm hearing is wrong.
4:11 PM · Nov 2, 2020·Twitter Web App
- Atomic Wedgie

These winter months coming up with no hockey are going to be a huge bummer. Having a leafs game or any sports game a couple days a week always makes me happy with something to look forward too.

I hope we get something in January.

Simmonds is usually wrong anyways so I’m not to worried.

Ideally.. Lousy league won't rig it for the Leafs.. Only the Rangers..
- PatC80

knowing when and how to put just enough $$ in the right pockets is possibly a skill the Leafs mgmt lack

These winter months coming up with no hockey are going to be a huge bummer. Having a leafs game or any sports game a couple days a week always makes me happy with something to look forward too.

I hope we get something in January.

Simmonds is usually wrong anyways so I’m not to worried.
- bryant

Football until February, Hockey starts right after the Superbowl, it's perfect.

knowing when and how to put just enough $$ in the right pockets is possibly a skill the Leafs mgmt lack
- 21peter

Just gotta know the secret handshake with Gerry Bettman's crotch I guess.