Unfinished Lord of the Rings Book

Muzzin is Dead: Rise of the Trolls
- Canada Cup

I can handle goblins but TROLLSSS

It will be the the Rise of Gollum
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He will be lucky to get an offer this year is my guess. At best, it's similar to Corey Perry deal.
- Aaron_85

1x1.5 with performance bonuses?

Nah I think guys who are willing to take 1 year 1 million deals will be in high demand. Still have to ice a roster.
- Leafs43

I think a lot of those guys, maybe not Perry, are going to be worried. Put out some early one year offers and I bet guys will bite.

I can handle goblins but TROLLSSS

It will be the the Rise of Gollum
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- dmnted

That would really suck (it).

The silver lining is that his family is going to sue the NHL for jillions of dollars.

Proper medical protocol is to have qualified doctors watch the game on TV so that they can make the right diagnoses if a catastrophic injury occurs.

That night, the league only had doctors listening on the radio.

I sincerely hope this frank-up is what gets Bettman fired.
- Atomic Wedgie

to be fair, those doctors only heard the Joe Bowen play by play call, that's why they initially thought that Muzzin was one of the guardians of the gateway in goal..

I can handle goblins but TROLLSSS

It will be the the Rise of Gollum
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- dmnted

The tag line is: He can suck it.

1x1.5 with performance bonuses?
- Steven_Seagull

Only bonus is we might hire you back. Bonus is ok if cap is going up. Kyle roars.

That would really suck (it).
- gergeswillems

1x1.5 with performance bonuses?
- Steven_Seagull

I imagine a lot of teams would want him

But at a low price

He gets more than minimum because of the demand...Perry’s contract makes sense for him.

He’ll want to play next to a star on a offensive team to get him points.

I think a lot of those guys, maybe not Perry, are going to be worried. Put out some early one year offers and I bet guys will bite.
- Canada Cup

I suspect that a few of the cash-strapped teams will do nothing in the early days of free agency - just sit and wait.

No point in signing guys before you know what next season will look like.

If you aren't a contender, it's probably better to just keep your powder dry.

The tag line is: He can suck it.
- Steven_Seagull

I beat the Bird. Suck it Gull! 😅

to be fair, those doctors only heard the Joe Bowen play by play call, that's why they initially thought that Muzzin was one of the guardians of the gateway in goal..
- PatC80

Sue Bowen too. (frank) it, and Trump

I beat the Bird. Suck it Gull! 😅
- gergeswillems

- Steven_Seagull

to be fair, those doctors only heard the Joe Bowen play by play call, that's why they initially thought that Muzzin was one of the guardians of the gateway in goal..
- PatC80

Holy Muzzinaw!

I suspect that a few of the cash-strapped teams will do nothing in the early days of free agency - just sit and wait.

No point in signing guys before you know what next season will look like.

If you aren't a contender, it's probably better to just keep your powder dry.
- Atomic Wedgie

Teams don’t know when they will have $ coming in the door and will be waiting as long as they can to commit $.

Maybe the play is just to wait until agents are calling you.

to be fair, those doctors only heard the Joe Bowen play by play call, that's why they initially thought that Muzzin was one of the guardians of the gateway in goal..
- PatC80

Sadly, now he's just a skater in silk-lined sarcophagus.

- gergeswillems

Nice.

- gergeswillems

I'm thinking you could do something much, much, much more inappropriate.

Sadly, now he's just a skater in silk-lined sarcophagus.
- Atomic Wedgie

tragic, really

Holy Muzzinaw!
- gergeswillems

R.I.P Muzz

#TheMuzz

Completely disagree.

And I like Muzzin.
- Scabeh

That's fine, we can agree to disagree

I'm thinking you could do something much, much, much more inappropriate.
- Atomic Wedgie

I could. But I'm not a doctor. My inappropriateness is currently maxed out.

- gergeswillems

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That's fine, we can agree to disagree
- Archaic

We could.

But it's friday, I'm half drunk already and so I'm deciding to disagree to disagree.

TAKE THAT.