Cherry are awesome, but no way are S'mores better than Brown Sugar Cinnamon. Those are by far the GOAT. Followed by those double chocolate ones with the white sprinkles.
- Rinosaur

I do like me some BSG, but no way in hell they are better than S'mores. Although S'mores in general are my favorite dessert of all time so I'm biased.

You have my vote!
- 123Kid

Yes!

Cherry Pop-Tarts are an underrated flavor. S'mores is still the GOAT, but Cherry is solid.
- j.boyd919

Nah frozen chocolate chip cookie dough pop tarts are the GOAT

Yes!
- Rinosaur

If you're willing to run as a Democrat, you may get more votes than Biden.

Signed, a guy who has never voted anything other than Democrat/Libertarian.

I do like me some BSG, but no way in hell they are better than S'mores. Although S'mores in general are my favorite dessert of all time so I'm biased.
- j.boyd919

Yeah, I'm not huge smore guy. I mean I like them, but not in my tops. Speaking of desserts, I'm going off the rails this weekend.

I'm making french vanilla ice cream with caramel swirls and candied nuts.

If you're willing to run as a Democrat, you may get more votes than Biden.

Signed, a guy who has never voted anything other than Democrat/Libertarian.
- jmatchett383

Dude, you couldn't leave well enough alone. What may seem like a benign comedic reply will know re-open pandoras box. Whyyyyy!

Dude, you couldn't leave well enough alone. What may seem like a benign comedic reply will know re-open pandoras box. Whyyyyy!
- Rinosaur

Because my testicles are humungous.

Because my testicles are humungous.
- jmatchett383

That's what happens when you eat too many brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts.

Because my testicles are humungous.
- jmatchett383

Yuge

Petry extended 4yrs/$6.25M. Great deal for MTL

Petry extended 4yrs/$6.25M. Great deal for MTL
- Rinosaur

Per or total?

Edit: Per. Seems a bit high, but I guess the 4 year term is pretty nice.

Because my testicles are fungus.
- jmatchett383

Fixed

Petry extended 4yrs/$6.25M. Great deal for MTL
- Rinosaur

Money is good but he’s signed for way too long now.

Per or total?

Edit: Per. Seems a bit high, but I guess the 4 year term is pretty nice.
- jmatchett383

$6.25/per. I think he's worth it.

Petry extended 4yrs/$6.25M. Great deal for MTL
- Rinosaur

Meh.

Per or total?

Edit: Per. Seems a bit high, but I guess the 4 year term is pretty nice.
- jmatchett383

Per. And they locked him up to the age of 38. This ones gonna be bad by year 2 or 3.

Meh.
- BINGO!

I'm a bit meh on that one too.

Money is good but he’s signed for way too long now.
- Feds91Stammer

He hasn't lost a step and once the cap starts going up in the last two years of his contract it won't look so bad.

I haven't had a fvcking Pop Tart in like 2 decades Hahaha.. There's S'mores ones now?!

Meh.
- BINGO!

You don’t like 5 year commitments to soon to be 33 year old players?

Also... Wild Berry Poptarts > All

Per. And they locked him up to the age of 38. This ones gonna be bad by year 2 or 3.
- Feds91Stammer

It's better than Matheson's contract.

That will pretty much be my rebuttal to everything now.

He hasn't lost a step and once the cap starts going up in the last two years of his contract it won't look so bad.
- Rinosaur

Decent chance the cap stays flat or actually drops in a couple years.

You don’t like 5 year commitments to soon to be 33 year old players?
- Feds91Stammer

Four years.

Decent chance the cap stays flat or actually drops in a couple years.
- BINGO!

I though it's a flat cap for two years and then back to normal, or am I mistaken?