Ha ha ha WHAT A TROLLING FRICKING LIE!!!!!!!!

Jack Johnson deserves another 5 years

Those (frank)ers deleted my joke lol

Those (frank)ers deleted my joke lol
- j.boyd919

Joke? What joke? I like jokes...

Obviously if you post it again it will be deleted and you might even get banned....but I'm real curious what a delete-able joke looks like on HB.

Jack Johnson deserves another 5 years
- ChonDerry

Ok, well now you've just gone too far.

This is Garth level clickbait.
- TheSabresTaco

Yeah, this was one of the best clickbait/ troll blog titles I've ever seen. I mean look at all the responses in an hour.

Only downside is any real Pens talk won't happen now, but this thread is quality entertainment.

any chance Legare is ready to be our RH powerplay triggerman next season?
- YouMeAndDupuis9

Very little. He still needs a lot of work.

Yeah, this was one of the best clickbait/ troll blog titles I've ever seen. I mean look at all the responses in an hour.

Only downside is any real Pens talk won't happen now, but this thread is quality entertainment.
- Tojo.

Get used to it. If the Pens don't get the 1st pick today there's going to be a whole lotta nothing to talk about until December.

If any team "deserves" the 1st pick it would be Minnesota who has been mediocre for years but never bad enough to land the 1st pick.

If any team "deserves" the 1st pick it would be Minnesota who has been mediocre for years but never bad enough to land the 1st pick.
- xShoot4WarAmpsx

I agree with this...in this bizarro situation, yet another in 2020, I think the Wild are most deserving.

gtfo.
- Scabeh

Get used to it. If the Pens don't get the 1st pick today there's going to be a whole lotta nothing to talk about until December.
- Rinosaur

There will be free agency in there somewhere and maybe we'll still have a first round pick, so that's something. I have full faith this board can argue for months over which mediocre player to overpay.

There will be free agency in there somewhere and maybe we'll still have a first round pick, so that's something. I have full faith this board can argue for months over which mediocre player to overpay.
- Tojo.

hahaha

I'm going to assume that no one actually read the blog.

It's clearly satire.
- jmatchett383

Exactly, I'm glad someone with some intelligence gets it .

as soon as I read the title I knew the comments would be full of outraged people that did not read the article or couldn't understand that it was a satire.

it did not disappoint, well done Ryan!

Yeah, this was one of the best clickbait/ troll blog titles I've ever seen. I mean look at all the responses in an hour.

Only downside is any real Pens talk won't happen now, but this thread is quality entertainment.
- Tojo.

What real conversation is there even to have at this point? Lol

There will be free agency in there somewhere and maybe we'll still have a first round pick, so that's something. I have full faith this board can argue for months over which mediocre player to overpay.
- Tojo.

You mean like when they re-sign Sheary? lol

What real conversation is there even to have at this point? Lol
- j.boyd919

I thought the last blog was going fine.

If any team "deserves" the 1st pick it would be Minnesota who has been mediocre for years but never bad enough to land the 1st pick.
- xShoot4WarAmpsx

All the jokes aside, and removing my personal bias of wanting good players on the Penguins, Lafreniere would be an absolute godsend to the Wild. That state deserves so much more out of their profesional hockey team in a way that Miami just doesn’t.

This is why America can't (frank)ing have things.

Is this Wilson dude for real? “Deserve”? No they don’t. As a matter of fact they don’t even deserve to have a chance...seriously, get off the homer wagon...omg

Is this Wilson dude for real? “Deserve”? No they don’t. As a matter of fact they don’t even deserve to have a chance...seriously, get off the homer wagon...omg
- mattstake

Hahaha with posts like this I dislike how much our usernames look similar....and to answer your question, no he's not for real, this blog is a satirical joke.

Lol nice.

Hahaha with posts like this I dislike how much our usernames look similar....and to answer your question, no he's not for real, this blog is a satirical joke.
- MattStrat

Yeah that’s rough lol

I know odds of winning are low but GMJR still scares me...

the Pens will win the lottery, i could see him wanting to take Byfield instead... gotta love that big body and defensive polish... and we have a much bigger need for 3rd line center right?

if Pens lose the lottery and pick 15th, I could definitely see him giving the 15th pick to MIN because he's such a stand up guy.

(Though I wonder if MIN would give us something in order to get the 15th this year instead of our 2021 1st.)