Oh boy....

No they don't and i will stop wasting my time reading your nonsense. everyone knows the pick goes to Edmonton (I sure hope not though) The Pens are a mess and GM Jimmy and coach Sullivan should be replaced and make some big changes to this stagnant group. The talent is there but the chemistry is way off.

I'm going to assume that no one actually read the blog.

It's clearly satire.

Oh boy....
- RogerRoeper

Good morning Roger, how are your Leafs this morning?

Jesus. You guys are sad. Satire smacked you in the face and you ignored it. I bet you’re all Democrats.
- j.boyd919

No Democrat party in Canada...

Jesus. You guys are sad. Satire smacked you in the face and you ignored it. I bet you’re all Democrats.
- j.boyd919

meh, the comments are still warranted lol

I'm going to assume that no one actually read the blog.

It's clearly satire.
- jmatchett383

I am going to assume I read half of it and had to vomit at that point and never got back to it. Pretty proud to be a Flyers fan these days

I'm going to assume that no one actually read the blog.

It's clearly satire.
- jmatchett383

if you win that drops the Canes pick to 14th overall.

Minnesota should get it.

I am going to assume I read half of it and had to vomit at that point and never got back to it. Pretty proud to be a Flyers fan these days
- joegreif17

Dude, the second paragraph itself is clearly a joke.

You didn't read poop.

Yeah. The team that recently won back to back cups deserves the top prospect 🙄

On the contrary, it would be the Red Wings, with the worst season in the history of the league that do.

But, thanks to an obviously rigged system, it goes instead to whoever the league decides.

and for the record, it's Lafrenière, if you're gonna say your team deserves him more than everybody else the least you could do is spell his name right
- Pat1993

And for the record, it's Alexis Lafrenière, not Alex Lafrenière. So let's stop referring to Alexis as a "he" or "him."

A humor piece. Thanks. We needed that.

I do love the yearly post-elimination sarcasm blog.

A humor piece. Thanks. We needed that.
- Bromancer

too bad it wasn't clever enough to be funny

And for the record, it's Alexis Lafrenière, not Alex Lafrenière. So let's stop referring to Alexis as a "he" or "him."
- jmatchett383

wut

Dude, the second paragraph itself is clearly a joke.

You didn't read poop.
- jmatchett383

Wow, do you really think I believed that nonsense? For me this kind of writing is downright useless and a waste of my time. I would rather talk about Jake Bean's potential in Carolina. Just sick of the Pens and their gong show starting with Rutherford and blogger Wilson. Thank you. By the way I see Kessel is leading the Yotes in scoring, lol

Today @ 12:32 PM ET
Ryan Wilson: The Pittsburgh Penguins deserve Lafreniere more than anyone else


F'ing go change your diaper, you whiny baby.

Wow, do you really think I believed that nonsense? For me this kind of writing is downright useless and a waste of my time. I would rather talk about Jake Bean's potential in Carolina. Just sick of the Pens and their gong show starting with Rutherford and blogger Wilson. Thank you. By the way I see Kessel is leading the Yotes in scoring, lol
- joegreif17

Pay for a (frank)ing Athletic subscription if you want quality hockey analysis. If you don't feel like paying for a quality product, don't get upset when all you have at your disposal are amateur bloggers and poopty newspaper beat writers.

too bad it wasn't clever enough to be funny
- Coburns_Nose

True, but standards are lower in Pittsburgh.

Pay for a (frank)ing Athletic subscription if you want quality hockey analysis. If you don't feel like paying for a quality product, don't get upset when all you have at your disposal are amateur bloggers and poopty newspaper beat writers.
- Victoro311

Thanks Victor, I guess I should not complain. Eklund gave me a free lifetime subscription so I have hung around, lol. When you have some quality bloggers like Meltzer, Wallace and Carol in Vancouver it is still worth the small fee. Also great for a laugh when needing a hockey fix which is my addiction. How do you subscribe to the Athletic, do they have daily blogs.

Thanks Victor, I guess I should not complain. Eklund gave me a free lifetime subscription so I have hung around, lol. When you have some quality bloggers like Meltzer, Wallace and Carol in Vancouver it is still worth the small fee. Also great for a laugh when needing a hockey fix which is my addiction. How do you subscribe to the Athletic, do they have daily blogs.
- joegreif17

https://theathletic.com

I'm sure there's a subscribe button on there. Between Jesse Marshall and Josh Yohe there's plenty of penguins content coming out on a regular basis. Rob Rossi's there too, but just ignore him.

hahaha how'd I know the comments would be full of people who either didnt read the blog or understand sarcasm/satire?

As soon as I saw the title I knew what I was in for...and enjoyed.

Fvck no, the Pens do not deserve him more than anyone else hahaha

Pay for a (frank)ing Athletic subscription if you want quality hockey analysis. If you don't feel like paying for a quality product, don't get upset when all you have at your disposal are amateur bloggers and poopty newspaper beat writers.
- Victoro311

I just started my 7 day free trial on the Athletic, If they know more than I already know I will purchase it. Great to get inside news for sure but winning 18 grand in money pools in the last five years tells me I am doing okay

It's a troll article, genius.
- SuperHenderson13

According to most PIT fans they absolutely think they deserve him.

They come up with BS reasons why they deserve him. Like WE hAVenT HaD a #1 iN 15 YeARs. Morons.

Whatever at least Kings have #2