- Pat1993

now this makes it pop.

better than that god damned red bar!

- Pat1993

It's really missing a red bar

In a surprise to nobody, two members of the Phillies staff have contracted Covid and their game against the Jays has been postponed/cancelled. Now where has Philadelphia been since they played Miami? And where have those teams been?
- Takemedrunkimhome

i don't think they've let the phillies play since the marlins game. hopefully they were smart enough to hole them all up together somewhere while they tested them all.

It's really missing a red bar
- mr.peanut

i'll make you a deal. we'll stitch the red bar inside the jersey by the fight straps.

i am all about compromises.

now this makes it pop.

better than that god damned red bar!
- kicksave856

i'll make you a deal. we'll stitch the red bar inside the jersey by the fight straps.

i am all about compromises.
- kicksave856

I was thinking of making the red bar into a jersey with your jersey as the logo (red bar remains on the logo)

- kicksave856

nice

I was thinking of making the red bar into a jersey with your jersey as the logo (red bar remains on the logo)
- mr.peanut

logo rhymes with VETO.

nice
- Xizord

we're all staying alive together.



this is a vague callback to the bee gees conversation earlier.

we're all staying alive together.



this is a vague callback to the bee gees conversation earlier.
- kicksave856

i was trying to forget that ever happened.

i was trying to forget that ever happened.
- Gramps28

i really wanted to come up with a witty line using one of their song titles but it felt great to realize that i don't actually know any of their songs.

i really wanted to come up with a witty line using one of their song titles but it felt great to realize that i don't actually know any their songs.
- kicksave856

why?

i was trying to forget that ever happened.
- Gramps28

you loved it and you know it

looking at Bee Gees song titles (I didn't know that many myself) there are a bunch you don't even need to change to be on today's covid topic:

Tragedy
Alone
You Win Again
Lonely Days
Night Fever
Lonely Days
I've Gotta Get a Message to You
How Deep is Your Butt
Stayin' Alive

Lonely Days is there twice, since it's so good

i really wanted to come up with a witty line using one of their song titles but it felt great to realize that i don't actually know any of their songs.
- kicksave856

no 1. habs fan here shirley you must know how deep is your rug ba ha ha ha

no 1. habs fan here shirley you must know how deep is your rug ba ha ha ha
- Heywood Jablome

no 1. habs fan here shirley you must know how deep is your rug ba ha ha ha
- Heywood Jablome

- obie

no 1 habs fan here enyone else gets blue when obies sing

- obie

bump

why?
- Pat1993

i dunno man. they freak me out.

bump
- mr.peanut

the nEEdiness is probably the only fun part.

the nEEdiness is probably the only fun part.
- kicksave856

and an interesting move in trying to get into a blood feud with obie

and an interesting move in trying to get into a blood feud with obie
- mr.peanut

we should lay off the blood feuds for a while.

we're all such great friends in this series of tubes.

we should lay off the blood feuds for a while.

we're all such great friends in this series of tubes.
- kicksave856

I'm just so happy we got some summer gayoff hockey