i've watched this 5 times and i couldn't believe he was gonna score all 5 times.

i remember a time i heard the announcer going nuts about a flyers breakaway and when i looked up it was dale so i just looked back down at whatever i was doing.
- kicksave856

Dale tried to shoot on Rask and missed, scored by accident

He's the best hockey player to be.
- Streit2ThePoint

he really is!

Yea, what a fluke.
- Good On Paper

Man...that crowd roar.

Yea, what a fluke.
- Good On Paper

a goal he scored 6 years ago.

you're really taking this hard on to another level.

Man...that crowd roar.
- stinger67

not a yuge baseball guy but i checked out some of the games for a few minutes yesterday and baseball looks really weird without fans but really good with glasses on (there hasn't been any sports since i got them). cant wait to see what hockey looks like. after all this time, i finally get what HD was really all about!

a goal he scored 6 years ago.

you're really taking this hard on to another level.
- DoubleDown

I mean, he's just so handsome.

not a yuge baseball guy but i checked out some of the games for a few minutes yesterday and baseball looks really weird without fans but really good with glasses on (there hasn't been any sports since i got them). cant wait to see what hockey looks like. after all this time, i finally get what HD was really all about!
- kicksave856

the cardboard cutouts are creepy

the cardboard cutouts are creepy
- DoubleDown

i didn't really see any. the outfield seats were all empty and some of the seats up the baselines had some photographers but that was it.

i think i heard them pump in some static sounding applause on a routine play at 2nd base, which actually seemed strangely okay even though it's such a weird thing to do.

Finish it
- Streit2ThePoint

i did

the cardboard cutouts are creepy
- DoubleDown

Remember at blockbusters they use to have those cutouts to promote the movies that just came out and you could reserve one after a couple of weeks.

I wonder how many of them ended with a hole cutout for sex

Remember at blockbusters they use to have those cutouts to promote the movies that just came out and you could reserve one after a couple of weeks.

I wonder how many of them ended with a hole cutout for sex
- MortChicken

How many times have you done it ?

Remember at blockbusters they use to have those cutouts to promote the movies that just came out and you could reserve one after a couple of weeks.

I wonder how many of them ended with a hole cutout for sex
- MortChicken

you don't have to go through the song and dance. you can just tell us you had sex with cardboard cutouts. this crowd won't judge you.

you don't have to go through the song and dance. you can just tell us you had sex with cardboard cutouts. this crowd won't judge you.
- DoubleDown

I'll judge him.

you don't have to go through the song and dance. you can just tell us you had sex with cardboard cutouts. this crowd won't judge you.
- DoubleDown

I have told you what I dug up about BashCh's sister?

I have told you what I dug up about Basch's sister?
- MortChicken

Esti de rat...

Esti de rat...
- BashCH

ok ok j'arrête

ok ok j'arrête
- MortChicken

- MortChicken

I have told you what I dug up about BashCh's sister?
- MortChicken

crazy stuff, but apparently most of it is true

crazy stuff, but apparently most of it is true
- Pat1993

Shut up it's a secret now, DD can't know

Remember at blockbusters they use to have those cutouts to promote the movies that just came out and you could reserve one after a couple of weeks.

I wonder how many of them ended with a hole cutout for sex
- MortChicken

The intersection of "People who reserve Blockbuster cutouts" and "People who (frank) cutouts" is Mortchicken.

Edit: Too lazy to venn diagram that poop.

The intersection of "People who reserve Blockbuster cutouts" and "People who (frank) cutouts" is Mortchicken.

Edit: Too lazy to venn diagram that poop.
- Mashadar

Yeah that guy is weird

The intersection of "People who reserve Blockbuster cutouts" and "People who (frank) cutouts" is Mortchicken.
- Mashadar

and why would you reserve a cardboard cutout, wtf. if you "use" it it's gonna get all mushy anyways...

I've heard a similar story about a guy working in a piñata shop and (frank)ing all the piñatas while the store was closed. imagine the kids getting all sorts of gooey candy...

and why would you reserve a cardboard cutout, wtf. if you "use" it it's gonna get all mushy anyways...

I've heard a similar story about a guy working in a piñata shop and (frank)ing all the piñatas while the store was closed. imagine the kids getting all sorts of gooey candy...
- Pat1993

Sounds like you had a terrible 8th year birthday party

Sounds like you had a terrible 8th year birthday party
- M. Arachide