His writing is like the pattern on a roll of toilet paper.
- Zezel

After it’s been used

What a (frank)ing clown Simmons is.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Now he's crying about the nhl selling him out

He's a (frank)ing goof.

After it’s been used
- Steven_Seagull

I'd bet money that Simmons doesn't wipe after....

After it’s been used
- Steven_Seagull

Lol

Now he's crying about the nhl selling him out

He's a (frank)ing goof.
- burn

Good use of the term goof

I'd bet money that Simmons doesn't wipe after....
- burn

He probably doesn't so later he can wear his skid marked panties on his face while beating off to his mommy

(frank) that sounds amazing
- Zezel

I bet they made a sequel!

Now he's crying about the nhl selling him out

He's a (frank)ing goof.
- burn

Not sure how he could be surprised that NBC gets a tv crew.

He probably doesn't so later he can wear his skid marked panties on his face while beating off to his mommy
- Zezel

Hockeybuzz isn't the place for this.





It should be on twitter where simmons can see it.

You're right of course.. but there are exceptions.

Moen / Neidermayer / Pahlsson were instrumental in us winning the cup...
Still the best 3rd line I've seen in some time. Had everything on it..

- dozerD10

Man, I (frank)ing loved that line.

Ducks are a team I can cheer for, just not against the Leafs. Some of my favourite players have played for them.

It's a clown show.


- burn

Serious

- RickJames77

Watch this every time it's on TV because it is perfection.

His writing is like the pattern on a roll of toilet paper.
- Zezel

Covered in poop?

I know that.

But I’ve always liked him, he’s a big player who can actually play well.

Not the only D available that would come at a discount.

Justin Braun and Mark Pysk

I could see Dubas being all over Pysk. FLA tanked his value by playing him on the wing for half the season.

He’s could be a bargain.
- Santo_44

same dude who got his first hatty vs the Leafs who's doing his best Red Kelly.

There's still a handful of teams (good ones) with space. Avs, Panthers and (gulp) Bruins could all offer AP a big long contract.

I think the big guys will get typical pay. The Arb rights guys will get paid too ...and so will the young guys. The middle of the pack UFA's will get squeezed.
- The Law

With Chara seeing his best days behind him, I could see that but they have their own ufa D man to look after.

I heard it was Roope Hintz ..
- The Law

Now he's crying about the nhl selling him out

He's a (frank)ing goof.
- burn

I hope everyone shuns him. He doesn't deserve access to anything.

My two favourite things involving interactions from sports people with him are-

Brian Burke- “The best part, Steve, is that I probably don’t ever have to talk to you again.” When he was fired.

Jose Bautista- https://twitter.com/JoeyB...no-time-for-steve-simmons

Leafs dodged an AK-47 calibre bullet, they won't have to face off against freakorenko in the best of 5

I hope everyone shuns him. He doesn't deserve access to anything.

My two favourite things involving interactions from sports people with him are-

Brian Burke- “The best part, Steve, is that I probably don’t ever have to talk to you again.” When he was fired.

Jose Bautista- https://twitter.com/JoeyB...no-time-for-steve-simmons


- GreatGigInTheSky

I'm not 100% sure which Arnie movie this is, but I do know I love it.
- Atomic Wedgie

I think it's from Commando

I think it's from Commando


- dmnted

Remember when I said I'd kill you last?


I lied.

I bet they made a sequel!
- Atomic Wedgie

and a pre-sequel also

No added pressure???

Wow...getting ready for the loser excuses BEFORE Game 1 of the play-in!

I’d say ANY year you pay tavarres 11m and lose in the playoffs is a wasted year.

But i guess when you’re so used to losing...

- winsix

No added pressure???

Wow...getting ready for the loser excuses BEFORE Game 1 of the play-in!

I’d say ANY year you pay tavarres 11m and lose in the playoffs is a wasted year.

But i guess when you’re so used to losing...
- bruceflyers

Ya, soooooooo um that's not what he said ......

Yawn.

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