Test the waters on the theoretical The Rock/Oprah Democratic run in 2024.
- AdamFrench

if I were a 'Murican I would be more comfortable having one of those 2 as president than Kanye... loll

If your GF does not take a pregnancy test, she can't be pregnant
- Symba007

If you don't test for COVID it just means there are none in your country!

Test the waters on the theoretical The Rock/Oprah Democratic run in 2024.
- AdamFrench

VS Tucker Carlson for the Republicans

well now if Denis Leary said that...
- Pat1993

The guy is an a$$hole but he ain't no liar!

Henry Rollins is a liar though

If you don't test for COVID it just means there are none in your country!
- BashCH

You can cure any disease by simply not testing

If your GF does not take a pregnancy test, she can't be pregnant
- Symba007

The guy is an a$$hole but he ain't no liar!
- bluewaffle

yeah, anyone who steals material from other comedians surely is a totally honest person...!!

yeah, anyone who steals material from other comedians surely is a totally honest person...!!
- Pat1993

Did he? Shame on him....

Did he? Shame on him....
- bluewaffle

it was probably made out as a bigger deal than it actually is...

https://www.cheatsheet.co...-any-other-comedian.html/

That moment when an angry French only speaker is coming into your office to meet with the senior manager who is Francophone and he says he's working from home and that you get to deal with her. And doesn't tell you the conversation that made them angry.

Did he? Shame on him....
- bluewaffle

so he's like every other successful comedian

so he's like every other successful comedian
- mr.peanut

That's pretty much what I was trying to say Nut!

I was trying to Nut!
- bluewaffle

I have a few good links for you

I have a few good links for you
- MortChicken

Well.... what are you waiting for?

so he's like every other successful comedian
- mr.peanut

there's a difference between having writers work for you, and litteraly stealing from others

Well.... what are you waiting for?
- bluewaffle

- Pat1993

That's not gonna do it!

That's not gonna do it!
- bluewaffle

dude those are VERY good Links

- bluewaffle

That moment when an angry French only speaker is coming into your office to meet with the senior manager who is Francophone and he says he's working from home and that you get to deal with her. And doesn't tell you the conversation that made them angry.
- AdamFrench

just tell her "veuillez s'il-vous-plait calmer vos tabarnak de nerfs madame"

just tell her "veuillez s'il-vous-plait calmer vos tabarnak de nerfs madame"
- Pat1993

If a woman ever comes at you with a knife, just hand her some bread and her instincts will take over and she'll automatically start making you a sandwich.... it's been proven!

just tell her "veuillez s'il-vous-plait calmer vos tabarnak de nerfs madame"
- Pat1993

I speak French Patrick. Just not fluent.

I speak French Patrick. Just not fluent.
- AdamFrench

oh I wasn't trying to "teach" you a sentence, just a suggestion

I speak French Patrick. Just not fluent.
- AdamFrench

haha loser