Sucks Leafs will win the cup and we can't have a parade.

Who cares about being a "HUB"? Means NOTHING.

Send them all to VEGAS. We know thatw il be a HUB city.
- RogerRoeper

Vegas is bad idea unless they can lock them in their rooms every night

Sucks Leafs will win the cup and we can't have a parade.
- RogerRoeper

Honestly I've been waiting a lifetime for a cup parade but my experience at the Raps parade would make me think twice about going

How do I request the ads for the “really cute bras” instead of this one about a guy who has never heard of a (frank)ing q-tip

Would be great if the Leafs became the only team to win five rounds after all these years of chirps.

But this thing is a pipe dream, the season is done.

How do I request the ads for the “really cute bras” instead of this one about a guy who has never heard of a (frank)ing q-tip
- poopstash

Buy a bra online? I've heard

How do I request the ads for the “really cute bras” instead of this one about a guy who has never heard of a (frank)ing q-tip
- poopstash

The ads are based on complex algorithms that study your internet behaviour and recommend products specifically that target your needs.

(frank) that. I want to laugh at the cries of Asterisk Cup. Even if we win we still lose but really we win
- Canada Cup

Me too, but I think this would be more hilarious in the long run.

How do I request the ads for the “really cute bras” instead of this one about a guy who has never heard of a (frank)ing q-tip
- poopstash

Buy bras off the internet. I've heard, anyway. A guy was telling me. I mean a girl was telling me.

Good. Now go beat Pittsburgh, you don't need Lafreniere.
- PatC80

Not that Pittsburgh needs him at all, either.

Would be great if the Leafs became the only team to win five rounds after all these years of chirps.

But this thing is a pipe dream, the season is done.
- Zezel

They'll play. Unless things blow up some Governor will cook the books and say, see no dead bodies on the street here.

The ads are based on complex algorithms that study your internet behaviour and recommend products specifically that target your needs.
- TheMussel

Lol

Buy a bra online? I've heard
- Canada Cup

Dammit

They'll play. Unless things blow up some Governor will cook the books and say, see no dead bodies on the street here.
- Canada Cup

Can't cook an infected player though

Can't cook an infected player though
- Zezel

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Prediction:

Leafs make it to the Cup Finals
McDavid carries the Oilers through to face them
Leafs prove vastly superior, win first 3 games
Leafs lead 4-1 in the 3rd
Nylander leans over, coughs on Matthews
Oilers call time out, insist on Covid test protocol
You know the rest....

And things will blow up. People think they made a generational sacrifice by watching Netflix and ordering in for two months. Now they're letting their guard down.

Sucks Leafs will win the cup and we can't have a parade.
- RogerRoeper

I've already explained that they will have a postponed parade and St. Patricks day at the same time when the world opens up. And it'll be the biggest party ever!

And things will blow up. People think they made a generational sacrifice by watching Netflix and ordering in for two months. Now they're letting their guard down.
- Zezel

Probably but they need one or two places. Even the virus won't go to Buffalo

Sucks Leafs will win the cup and we can't have a parade.
- RogerRoeper

Also, it'd be outright hilarious if they do win and can't after all the years of "plan the parade".

Probably but they need one or two places. Even the virus won't go to Buffalo
- Canada Cup

Lol good point Cupsie

You realize that Parliament takes a summer recess every year, right? But sitting in a very crowded chamber this summer is somehow a good idea. You really need to pick up your game.
- Canada Cup

Yup. Totally normal year. Can get 88 politicians in-house 2m apart.

Probably but they need one or two places. Even the virus won't go to Buffalo
- Canada Cup

The entire state of New York was hit hard, except buffalo. The virus intentionally avoided buffalo

Yup. Totally normal year. Can get 88 politicians in-house 2m apart.
- drexel

Why? They have other responsibilities

Also, it'd be outright hilarious if they do win and can't after all the years of "plan the parade".
- GreatGigInTheSky

The response would be "but we can't, Covid"

The entire state of New York was hit hard, except buffalo. The virus intentionally avoided buffalo
- PatC80

It’s the Joffrey Lupul of viruses