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Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

May 25 @ 2:58 PM ET
There's something particularly hilarious about some guy from northern Ontario who hates Toronto and hates socialism, all the while happily ignoring the fact that the Golden Horseshoe pumps money into his community.

He wouldn't have a school or a hospital without Toronto, but he still hates us.

- Atomic Wedgie


I enjoy the cottage country locals all upset that the cottagers are coming to their town... or the university towns where the locals dislike the university.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 25 @ 2:58 PM ET
but the John Tory ones are the funniest ones
- drexel

I'm not a huge fan of Tory, but I'll give the guy credit: he apologized.

But yeah, the whole thing was pretty funny.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

May 25 @ 2:59 PM ET
Not true. I can like you, but not a yahoo like CC.
- DrunkenCanuck


That’s easy. Everybody likes Wedgie more than me.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 25 @ 3:00 PM ET
200k Outside Nickel City. Bet taken
- DrunkenCanuck

If you died from COVID-19, would anyone even notice?
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

May 25 @ 3:02 PM ET
Casinos open next week. They should stay away from there and make Winnipeg and Buffalo hubs. Safest cities because players would never leave their rooms.
- Canada Cup


GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

May 25 @ 3:04 PM ET
yeah exact same thing. Josh Anderson was a 2nd line winger last year so his value is equal to that of John Tavares.
- PatC80


It's so (frank)ing stupid.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 25 @ 3:05 PM ET
I enjoy the the cottage country locals all upset that the cottagers are coming to their town... or the university towns where the locals dislike the university.
- Aetherial

I think those cottage towns are about to find out just how much they are reliant on "Citiots" for their livelihood.

It's going to be a bloodbath up there if cottagers aren't allowed to spend money up there, and no, I'm not saying that in a schadenfreude kinda way.
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

May 25 @ 3:06 PM ET
I enjoy the the cottage country locals all upset that the cottagers are coming to their town... or the university towns where the locals dislike the university.
- Aetherial


Are we talking about the webster's dictionary definition of cottager or the urban dictionary definition of cottager?
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

May 25 @ 3:06 PM ET
200k Outside Nickel City. Bet taken
- DrunkenCanuck

So Gogama?
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

May 25 @ 3:07 PM ET
If you died from COVID-19, would anyone even notice?
- Atomic Wedgie

I dont think anyone notices hes alive.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 25 @ 3:07 PM ET
That’s easy. Everybody likes Wedgie more than me.
- Canada Cup

I'm extremely good looking on anonymous websites.
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

May 25 @ 3:07 PM ET
I'm extremely good looking on anonymous websites.
- Atomic Wedgie


Chatroulette?
DrunkenCanuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Check your PM, ON
Joined: 07.14.2009

May 25 @ 3:08 PM ET
If you died from COVID-19, would anyone even notice?
- Atomic Wedgie


No. You owe me a beer.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 25 @ 3:08 PM ET
Are we talking about the webster's dictionary definition of cottager or the urban dictionary definition of cottager?
- TheMussel

You just made me google that.

Damn you, Musselly.

Damn you to hell.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 25 @ 3:09 PM ET
No. You owe me a beer.
- DrunkenCanuck

You're too scared to come to the big, bad city to collect it.
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

May 25 @ 3:10 PM ET
So anywho, I was taking a break from work and was outside giving the toms and zukes a water and saw the biggest godamn bee type animal i've ever seen in my life, no joking. Wingspan an inch long. Black triangle on the back of its thorax. Any indication of what monstrous useless species it belongs to?
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 25 @ 3:12 PM ET
So anywho, I was taking a break from work and was outside giving the toms and zukes a water and saw the biggest godamn bee type animal i've ever seen in my life, no joking. Wingspan an inch long. Black triangle on the back of its thorax. Any indication of what monstrous useless species it belongs to?
- TheMussel

Wikipedia thinks it's an Adrena, or mining bee:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrena

TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

May 25 @ 3:14 PM ET
Wikipedia thinks it's an Adrena, or mining bee:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrena

- Atomic Wedgie


It's more of a wasp or hornet.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

May 25 @ 3:18 PM ET
So Gogama?
- Fakepartofme


How do we know it’s really 200 kms from Nickel City? I’m pretty sure he’d be in trouble with the rest of the militia if he gave out real info.

Prepper Handbook Chapter 3. Securing Location Coordinates
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

May 25 @ 3:19 PM ET
So anywho, I was taking a break from work and was outside giving the toms and zukes a water and saw the biggest godamn bee type animal i've ever seen in my life, no joking. Wingspan an inch long. Black triangle on the back of its thorax. Any indication of what monstrous useless species it belongs to?
- TheMussel

Box elder bug?
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 25 @ 3:20 PM ET
So we put a sun day bed in the back of the backyard - it faces the house.

While sitting there (I'm out there right now), you can see our old grey market satellite dish, which hasn't worked since about 2005.

Mrs. Wedgie wants to take it down, but it's a hill i'm willing to die on.

I think it looks old-school franking bad ass.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 25 @ 3:21 PM ET
Box elder bug?
- Fakepartofme

Oh my God, it has finally happened:

We've put the "buzz" in Hockeybuzz.

TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

May 25 @ 3:21 PM ET
Box elder bug?
- Fakepartofme


Bald Faced Hornet

Godamnit they were huge, 2 of em mating I think
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

May 25 @ 3:22 PM ET
Oh my God, it has finally happened:

We've put the "buzz" in Hockeybuzz.

- Atomic Wedgie


#buzzbuzz
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

May 25 @ 3:22 PM ET
So we put a sun day bed in the back of the backyard - it faces the house.

While sitting there (I'm out there right now), you can see our old grey market satellite dish, which hasn't worked since about 2005.

Mrs. Wedgie wants to take it down, but it's a hill i'm willing to die on.

I think it looks old-school franking bad ass.

- Atomic Wedgie

The old house i just bought has big antenna beside the house. Not looking forward to taking it down.

But.
Neither it or a sat dish look badass imo.
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