B is for me.

Can it, simpleton. Or come up with something better than your tired bunker line. Yawn.
- DrunkenCanuck

I take it you're not a golf fan either? Personally, I hated whenever my golf ball would land in a bunker too. So frustrating right?

yes, because players' values are only measured by points..
(watch Hintz in playoffs and Nylander in playoffs - you might start to understand why I feel Hintz would be of more value to this Leafs team than Willie the floater)
- MaximusAurelius

BWAHAHAHA

B is for me.
- bobbyisno1

Agreed. You'd be my second choice after I struck out with Ahjay.

- burn

He's just worth laughing at.

Casinos open next week. They should stay away from there and make Winnipeg and Buffalo hubs. Safest cities because players would never leave their rooms.
- Canada Cup

this did cross my mind

If you think that's incredible then you need hobo punch

Get a 10 gallon bucket

Put in a 24 of coors light
Put in a 40 of Vodka
Put in 5 cans of your choice of canned frozen juice (I recommend Limeade or Pink Lemonade)
Put in a bag of ice
Stir with a ladle and serve.
- TheMussel

What does everybody else drink?

I take it you're not a golf fan either? Personally, I hated whenever my golf ball would land in a bunker too. So frustrating right?
- PatC80

Lol. Right.

Can it, simpleton. Or come up with something better than your tired bunker line. Yawn.
- DrunkenCanuck

If I had come in here doing your whole we’re going to lose the power grid poop day after day I’d want to change it up too. Also it’s way too simplistic to demonize one group of idiots when pretty much the whole country is failing to take the virus seriously enough right now. I get that it fits your (frank) Toronto schtick but maybe you need a better line

Really? That many? I was thinking they could ask players to get dressed in the stands or in the concourse.
- PatC80

From the Googles:

https://edmontonsun.com/2...28-4510-b63b-91c43f1ed236

The visitors dressing room set up looks unusually spacious for the NHL, where making away teams uncomfortable has often been an art form and the away team enters the ice from behind their bench.

There are four other dressing rooms to put into play for a World Cup of Hockey, World Juniors and other multi-team events.

If I had come in here doing your whole we’re going to lose the power grid poop day after day I’d want to change it up too. Also it’s way too simplistic to demonize one group of idiots when pretty much the whole country is failing to take the virus seriously enough right now. I get that it fits your (frank) Toronto schtick but maybe you need a better line
- Canada Cup

There's something particularly hilarious about some guy from northern Ontario who hates Toronto and hates socialism, all the while happily ignoring the fact that the Golden Horseshoe pumps money into his community.

He wouldn't have a school or a hospital without Toronto, but he still hates us.

Casinos open next week. They should stay away from there and make Winnipeg and Buffalo hubs. Safest cities because players would never leave their rooms.
- Canada Cup

You win...

Really? That many? I was thinking they could ask players to get dressed in the stands or in the concourse.
- PatC80

Here's the technical details on Scotiabank Arena:

DRESSING ROOMS

Dressing Room 1
• Area: 23’ x 23’
• Up Stage Left
• Share washroom and shower with Dressing Room 2
• Six (6) phone jacks, eight (8) data jacks

Dressing Room 2
• Area: 23’ x 19’
• Up Stage Left
• Share washroom and shower with Dressing Room 1
• Four (4) phone jacks, two (2) data jacks

Officials A Locker Room
• Area: 10’ x 16’
• Up Stage Right
• Private toilet and shower
• Two (2) phone jacks, one (1) data jack

Officials D Locker Room
• Area: 8’ x 16’
• Up Stage Centre (off of loading dock)
• Private toilet and shower
• Two (2) phone jacks, one (1) data jack and television

Friends & Relatives Lounges
Two (2) adjoining rooms, one (1) with a small kitchen
area for entertaining
• Area: Kitchen/Dining Room: 26’ x 18’
• Living Area: 14’ x 16’
• Remotely located Rear House Right with private hallway
• Shared private washroom with one (1) shower
• Four (4) phone jacks, two (2) data jacks

Tour Catering (Media Centre)
Subject to a service charge
• Area: 55’ x 23’ plus attached room 15’ x 15’
• House Right
• Multiple phone/data jacks and televisions

Visiting Hockey/Basketball Facility
There are two (2) separate washroom facilities including
multiple showers, toilets, urinals, sinks, and mirrors
between four (4) available rooms, located House Right

VISITING HOCKEY/BASKETBALL TEAM ROOM
• Area: 26’ x 30’
• One (1) phone jack, one (1) data jack

Dressing Room 3
• Area: 25’ x 15’
• Two (2) phone jacks, one (1) data jack

Dressing Room 4
• Area: 25’ x 15’
• Two (2) phone jacks, one (1) data jack

And here's a fun fact about renting the Scotiabank Arena:

* CONFETTI
The use of confetti is not permitted without prior written
approval from Scotiabank Arena. A cleaning fee of $4,000
will be applied if approval for use is granted.

At no time is the use of ‘Mylar’ confetti or other reflective
foil confetti permitted.

https://www.scotiabankare...ical-Guide-848dc525e4.pdf

A players value is dependent on which line that player is on. So Dustin Brown = Auston Matthews.
- PatC80

I also learned the other day that Josh Anderson = Tavares.

They were both hurt and their absences mean the exact same thing.

If I had come in here doing your whole we’re going to lose the power grid poop day after day I’d want to change it up too. Also it’s way too simplistic to demonize one group of idiots when pretty much the whole country is failing to take the virus seriously enough right now. I get that it fits your (frank) Toronto schtick but maybe you need a better line
- Canada Cup

What are you rambling on about old man? Go have a nap.

There's something particularly hilarious about some guy from northern Ontario who hates Toronto and hates socialism, all the while happily ignoring the fact that the Golden Horseshoe pumps money into his community.

He wouldn't have a school or a hospital without Toronto, but he still hates us.
- Atomic Wedgie

Not true. I can like you, but not a yahoo like CC.

Not true. I can like you, but not a yahoo like CC.
- DrunkenCanuck

Yes, he really is a yahoo for pointing out that every single newspaper in North America has pictures of people out and about in the nice weather, not practicing social distancing.

What town are you from? Want to bet a beer I can find a similar photo of your town?

Here's the technical details on Scotiabank Arena:

DRESSING ROOMS

Dressing Room 1
• Area: 23’ x 23’
• Up Stage Left
• Share washroom and shower with Dressing Room 2
• Six (6) phone jacks, eight (8) data jacks

Dressing Room 2
• Area: 23’ x 19’
• Up Stage Left
• Share washroom and shower with Dressing Room 1
• Four (4) phone jacks, two (2) data jacks

Officials A Locker Room
• Area: 10’ x 16’
• Up Stage Right
• Private toilet and shower
• Two (2) phone jacks, one (1) data jack

Officials D Locker Room
• Area: 8’ x 16’
• Up Stage Centre (off of loading dock)
• Private toilet and shower
• Two (2) phone jacks, one (1) data jack and television

Friends & Relatives Lounges
Two (2) adjoining rooms, one (1) with a small kitchen
area for entertaining
• Area: Kitchen/Dining Room: 26’ x 18’
• Living Area: 14’ x 16’
• Remotely located Rear House Right with private hallway
• Shared private washroom with one (1) shower
• Four (4) phone jacks, two (2) data jacks

Tour Catering (Media Centre)
Subject to a service charge
• Area: 55’ x 23’ plus attached room 15’ x 15’
• House Right
• Multiple phone/data jacks and televisions

Visiting Hockey/Basketball Facility
There are two (2) separate washroom facilities including
multiple showers, toilets, urinals, sinks, and mirrors
between four (4) available rooms, located House Right

VISITING HOCKEY/BASKETBALL TEAM ROOM
• Area: 26’ x 30’
• One (1) phone jack, one (1) data jack

Dressing Room 3
• Area: 25’ x 15’
• Two (2) phone jacks, one (1) data jack

Dressing Room 4
• Area: 25’ x 15’
• Two (2) phone jacks, one (1) data jack
- Atomic Wedgie

Ok, so it could work. I like it..

Ok, so it could work. I like it..
- PatC80

Quick technical question:

What's a phone jack?

I also learned the other day that Josh Anderson = Tavares.

They were both hurt and their absences mean the exact same thing.
- GreatGigInTheSky

yeah exact same thing. Josh Anderson was a 2nd line winger last year so his value is equal to that of John Tavares.

Quick technical question:

What's a phone jack?
- Atomic Wedgie

I don't know.. An adult toy?

Yes, he really is a yahoo for pointing out that every single newspaper in North America has pictures of people out and about in the nice weather, not practicing social distancing.

What town are you from? Want to bet a beer I can find a similar photo of your town?
- Atomic Wedgie

200k Outside Nickel City. Bet taken

Yes, he really is a yahoo for pointing out that every single newspaper in North America has pictures of people out and about in the nice weather, not practicing social distancing.

What town are you from? Want to bet a beer I can find a similar photo of your town?
- Atomic Wedgie

but the John Tory ones are the funniest ones

B is for me.
- bobbyisno1

Another of your faves