Eww...now I don’t like him anymore.
- Steven_Seagull

We’ll take him off your hands for Zach Senyshyn after he has a Calder worthy campaign next year.

Tuukka 2.0

How the frank is this guy President?

How the frank is this guy President?
- Atomic Wedgie

There's a sucker born every minute?

How the frank is this guy President?
- Atomic Wedgie

We needed some humour in these troubling times.

How the frank is this guy President?
- Atomic Wedgie

Because America

Why are you still going to church?

Because the blood of Jesus protects me.

https://friendlyatheist.p...rotection-by-jesus-blood/

How the frank is this guy President?
- Atomic Wedgie

It's karma for them making fun of Toronto when Rob Ford was at his best/worst.

It's karma for them making fun of Toronto when Rob Ford was at his best/worst.
- Thecakeisalie

I just watched global national and they say Ontario is second from the bottom for testing per capita, with only pei lower.
They’re testing less than half what some provinces are doing.

Doug is on everyday talking himself up, these numbers show that he’s full of crap. It’s been proven that the more you test the better chance you have of getting ahead of this.

Trump is like Caligula, but Caligula was by all accounts highly intelligent along with his megalomania and insanity. Trump is a garden variety narcissist blowhard and is dumber than poop.

Because America

Why are you still going to church?

Because the blood of Jesus protects me.

https://friendlyatheist.p...rotection-by-jesus-blood/
- Canada Cup

The jizz of Satan protects me!

I think the last 2 drafts look fantastic for the Leafs given where they're picked. You think Sandin and robertson are overrated?
- RogerRoeper

That'll be a tough question for him. He can barely tell the difference between Cornflakes and Raisin Bran.

That'll be a tough question for him. He can barely tell the difference between Cornflakes and Raisin Bran.
- Leafsmart

What a moran! Cornflakes are the ones with the raisins in it, right?

What a moran! Cornflakes are the ones with the raisins in it, right?
- Thecakeisalie

And pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers.

But then they got Andreas Johnsson in the 7th round.


- TheMussel

And Pierre Engvall in the 7th round, ya that guy who blows away from the competition on a break a way!

How the frank is this guy President?
- Atomic Wedgie

Cos he's the frankin man!

you will never see another person that dedicates all of himself for his country and frankly the world like he does.

maybe you should get your head out your ass

Cos he's the frankin man!

you will never see another person that dedicates all of himself for his country and frankly the world like he does.

maybe you should get your head out your ass
- moneyballs

Poorly? I'm sure it's been done before, but he might be setting the new record.

Cos he's the frankin man!

you will never see another person that dedicates all of himself for his country and frankly the world like he does.

maybe you should get your head out your ass
- moneyballs

FYI internet sarcasm is hard to detect

This is where the free wallets for good euro players comes in. Mekeyev's signing was huge.
- RogerRoeper

Roge. You have the biggest pom poms in the business. If not you're a very close second to Jack Edwards

And pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers.
- Atomic Wedgie

It'll do, but I'm not paying for it!

Roge. You have the biggest pom poms in the business. If not you're a very close second to Jack Edwards
- Hardbalz

I can't believe you shortened Roger to Roge. You just couldn't spare the time necessary to type out that "r", could you?

I can't believe you shortened Roger to Roge. You just couldn't spare the time necessary to type out that "r", could you?
- Thecakeisalie

Astute observation, cak

The jizz of Satan protects me!
- Zezel

It’s a dessert topping and a floor wax

How the frank is this guy President?
- Atomic Wedgie

Because half the population is dumber than him.

Roge. You have the biggest pom poms in the business. If not you're a very close second to Jack Edwards
- Hardbalz

That's what she said!

Yet some Leaf fans will tout the strength of each player and over value all of them instead of seeing these prospects for what they are which is average.
- islansjet

Says a leafs-obsessed jets homer so you know it’s true

I guess the bright side of quarantine as a Winnipeg fan is you don’t have to go outside and be reminded of the fact that you live in Winnipeg

Trump is like Caligula, but Caligula was by all accounts highly intelligent along with his megalomania and insanity. Trump is a garden variety narcissist blowhard and is dumber than poop.
- Zezel

He’s so (frank)ing stupid

It’s mindblowing that there’s a lot of people dumb enough to not see that

In a way, he’s perfect for ‘Murica (or at least a really large chunk of it)