I'd rather pick which one of the Golden Girls I would bang.

Definitely Blanche
- mdw7413

Nancy Pelosi could be in that show.

You posted a pic in a sweater a while back, didn't seem short.
- Fenrir

That's because of the funhouse mirror I hung in the bedroom!

That's because of the funhouse mirror I hung in the bedroom!
- Tonybere

You posted a whole bunch of times about how you are short. All of a sudden your are mr sensitive.
- mdw7413

Not really. I will just say anything I think might bring a laugh.
I stopped caring about my height once I was absolutely sure there was nothing to be done about it.
I may not be quite 5'5", but I tower over both my parents and my sister was 5' at best, as well. It could be worse!
I'm kinda like a fire hydrant.

...without the hose attached.

This is YOUR current reality, Jan!

But admit it, I'm right about Kristy McNichol, aren't I?
- Tonybere

You’re right. Balance probably had STDs that weren’t even catalogued yet. Your think might literally fall off if you hit that.

If it had to be someone in the house, Betty White was the real sleeper. She’s probably clean, but at the same time you gotta watch out for the quiet ones. Anyone who says Maude (I don’t know her name on the show) gets flagged lol

Not really. I will just say anything I think might bring a laugh.
I stopped caring about my height once I was absolutely sure there was nothing to be done about it.
I may not be quite 5'5", but I tower over both my parents and my sister was 5' at best, as well. It could be worse!
I'm kinda like a fire hydrant.

...without the hose attached.
- Tonybere

You got Italian in you? Almost all my Italian friends are built like that except 2 of them, one is 6'4 the other is 6'2

You’re right. Balance probably had STDs that weren’t even catalogued yet. Your think might literally fall off if you hit that.

If it had to be someone in the house, Betty White was the real sleeper. She’s probably clean, but at the same time you gotta watch out for the quiet ones. Anyone who says Maude (I don’t know her name on the show) gets flagged lol
- 2sticks1puck

Betty was as dumb as a doorknob in that show though, but then again that could definitely be used as an advantage

Not really. I will just say anything I think might bring a laugh.
I stopped caring about my height once I was absolutely sure there was nothing to be done about it.
I may not be quite 5'5", but I tower over both my parents and my sister was 5' at best, as well. It could be worse!
I'm kinda like a fire hydrant.

...without the hose attached.
- Tonybere

Could be worse, my 5'3" buddy towers over his 4'11" wife.

Could be worse, my 5'3" buddy towers over his 4'11" wife.
- Fenrir

I'm 6'1 the gf is 5'1

I'm 6'1 the gf is 5'1
- mdw7413

5'9" to my wife's 5'4". She would prefer I am your height.

5'9" to my wife's 5'4". She would prefer I am your height.
- Fenrir

And my gf would prefer I was yours.

Its funny cause I never really pay that much attention to height at all, but the first time I saw a pic of my gf standing next to me i said "Holy crap you are a midget."

And my gf would prefer I was yours.

Its funny cause I never really pay that much attention to height at all, but the first time I saw a pic of my gf standing next to me i said "Holy crap you are a midget."
- mdw7413

You got Italian in you? Almost all my Italian friends are built like that except 2 of them, one is 6'4 the other is 6'2
- mdw7413

No, sir. I am the only Tony in Niagara (and there are lots!) that is not Italian.
Ukranian and UK mix. 5'5" and 180lbs when I look more like 150. The guys in my martial arts club used to say I was dense.

No, sir. I am the only Tony in Niagara (and there are lots!) that is not Italian.
Ukranian and UK mix. 5'5" and 180lbs when I look more like 150. The guys in my martial arts club used to say I was dense.
- Tonybere

Thats right, I remember we are fellow eastern bloc comrades

No, sir. I am the only Tony in Niagara (and there are lots!) that is not Italian.
Ukranian and UK mix. 5'5" and 180lbs when I look more like 150. The guys in my martial arts club used to say I was dense.
- Tonybere

Probably like hitting a brick wall.
1/2 Hun, 1/4 Polska,1/4 Ukie here.

Probably like hitting a brick wall.
1/2 Hun, 1/4 Polska,1/4 Ukie here.
- Fenrir

Shooting arrows from horseback while galloping through the wheat fields!
No wonder you're breaking yourself doing your parkour poop! (couldn't remember the right name)

Probably like hitting a brick wall.
1/2 Hun, 1/4 Polska,1/4 Ukie here.
- Fenrir

Yeah, slightly hard to knock over. No one beats me for low center of gravity!!

https://nypost.com/2020/0...mbombed-by-racist-trolls/
Wow... the internet is just a garbage place. And so are the people on it.

https://nypost.com/2020/0...mbombed-by-racist-trolls/
Wow... the internet is just a garbage place. And so are the people on it.
- TheMessiah94

this was insane

additionally insane is all the idiots on twitter this morning blaming the Rangers for this

the Zoom app is trash, all you hear about it hackers breaking into it and doing this kind of crap, breaking into kids online learning with naked pics, awful

the app needs to be shut down

this may be the day it officially ends


Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter

President Donald Trump is scheduled to participate in a phone call with all major-league sports commissioners today at noon, according to the
@WhiteHouse
.
9:51 AM · Apr 4, 2020

this was insane

additionally insane is all the idiots on twitter this morning blaming the Rangers for this

the Zoom app is trash, all you hear about it hackers breaking into it and doing this kind of crap, breaking into kids online learning with naked pics, awful

the app needs to be shut down
- jimbro83

Yeah, that Zoom thing is not safe at all. Better off just doing a conference call

https://nypost.com/2020/0...mbombed-by-racist-trolls/
Wow... the internet is just a garbage place. And so are the people on it.
- TheMessiah94

Typical. Everyone is tough behind a keyboard

this may be the day it officially ends


Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter

President Donald Trump is scheduled to participate in a phone call with all major-league sports commissioners today at noon, according to the
@WhiteHouse
.
9:51 AM · Apr 4, 2020
- jimbro83

I don't see how baseball isn't going to be played. Maybe moved up a little. Unfortunatley I don't give 2 (frank)s about baseball

I don't see how baseball isn't going to be played. Maybe moved up a little. Unfortunatley I don't give 2 (frank)s about baseball
- mdw7413

well if baseball is played it will be moved up a lot, not until there are no new cases being reported in any baseball city

it just feels like that's a million years away at this point

well if baseball is played it will be moved up a lot, not until there are no new cases being reported in any baseball city

it just feels like that's a million years away at this point
- jimbro83

When does baseball normally start?