good morning, my good friend.
- kicksave856

Is it mass hysteria in Jersey?

What do you want to do today?
- Streit2ThePoint

i'm just here to have fun.

The Covid-19 was part of the plan.

- Marc Bergevin

i'm just here to have fun.
- kicksave856

Is this your worst nightmare as a germaphobe?

Is it mass hysteria in Jersey?
- BashCH

a little bit i guess but so far it's business as usual. the roads still had people on them so i guess we're still working. although i hear if you head out to the normally congested philly/jersey roads you can tell that traffic is lighter because people are at home.

work is going around letting us know they worked all weekend to try to figure out what we're gonna do if the state says we're too large a "gathering" since they kind of said no gatherings of over 50 people are permitted.

Is this your worst nightmare as a germaphobe?
- AGalchenyuk27

it's not great but it's strange, it's not affecting me the way i thought it would. i'm just washing my hands 10 times per hour instead of 5.

Is it mass hysteria in Jersey?
- BashCH

It's low-key mass hysteria in the pennsylvanias.

drive to work this morning was a breeze

it's not great but it's strange, it's not affecting me the way i thought it would. i'm just washing my hands 10 times per hour instead of 5.
- kicksave856

same, I've been washing my hands before and after I masturbate

same, I've been washing my hands before and after I masturbate
- Streit2ThePoint

same, I've been washing my hands before and after I masturbate
- Streit2ThePoint

yeah it gets really sticky if you don't wipe off all those pizza chunks and tears

a little bit i guess but so far it's business as usual. the roads still had people on them so i guess we're still working. although i hear if you head out to the normally congested philly/jersey roads you can tell that traffic is lighter because people are at home.

work is going around letting us know they worked all weekend to try to figure out what we're gonna do if the state says we're too large a "gathering" since they kind of said no gatherings of over 50 people are permitted.
- kicksave856

Here the government employees were finally asked to work from home, but since our network is pathetically weak, we can't really do anything, so now I have to "work" from home, with bold quotation marks to indicate I ain't doing poop

It's low-key mass hysteria in the pennsylvanias.

drive to work this morning was a breeze
- Streit2ThePoint

Here as well. At least that's positive

yeah it gets really sticky if you don't wipe off all those pizza chunks and tears
- Pat1993

I enjoyed the sensation of the vinegar left on my fingers from the pickle jar so I miss that part

Here the government employees were finally asked to work from home, but since our network is pathetically weak, we can't really do anything, so now I have to "work" from home, with bold quotation marks to indicate I ain't doing poop
- Pat1993

they say we may get down to a skeleton crew but i have a feeling i'd be part of the skeleton crew because my dispatch software isn't web based so i really can't do what i do from home.

I enjoyed the sensation of the vinegar left on my fingers from the pickle jar so I miss that part
- Streit2ThePoint

let's pray we won't have to wash our hands much longer

they say we may get down to a skeleton crew but i have a feeling i'd be part of the skeleton crew because my dispatch software isn't web based so i really can't do what i do from home.
- kicksave856

Is your work considered as part of "essential services"?


Also, will the skeleton crew make funny xylophone noises when they move, just like in cartoons?

Is your work considered as part of "essential services"?


Also, will the skeleton crew make funny xylophone noises when they move, just like in cartoons?
- Pat1993

no sir, i am not considered essential services. i wish because that'd mean i work for the government and maybe i'd have some of those sweet sweet benefits.

also, if there are no xylophone noises i will refuse to take part.

no sir, i am not considered essential services. i wish because that'd mean i work for the government and maybe i'd have some of those sweet sweet benefits.

also, if there are no xylophone noises i will refuse to take part.
- kicksave856

I'm sure the Trump administration will take care of those who don't have any benefits and are financially impacted by the current events?

I'm sure the Trump administration will take care of those who don't have any benefits and are financially impacted by the current events?






- Pat1993

https://vib.by/v/m1k5Lp-xt

https://vib.by/v/m1k5Lp-xt
- kicksave856

how does Vibby work exactly, do you set the samples yourself, or there's already a bunch of samples available?

how does Vibby work exactly, do you set the samples yourself, or there's already a bunch of samples available?
- Pat1993

you pop in the url of a youtube vid and then you can just snip out the part you want.

i used to use a real simple site called tubechop but it stopped working for me one day and it just never worked again.

i know other people can see them and use them because my "we're gonna miss him" just told me 50 people have viewed it.

Is this your worst nightmare as a germaphobe?
- AGalchenyuk27

Some of the (frank)ing slobs out there are actually washing their hands.

So there's that..

you pop in the url of a youtube vid and then you can just snip out the part you want.

i used to use a real simple site called tubechop but it stopped working for me one day and it just never worked again.

i know other people can see them and use them because my "we're gonna miss him" just told me 50 people have viewed it. so i guess you can use other people's samples too.
- kicksave856

https://vib.by/v/7197qT-xK

https://vib.by/v/7197qT-xK
- Pat1993

lol

lol
- kicksave856

ermahgerd, I'm on Vibby! lol