QuarantinePickle @sportspickle

Tom Brady: GONE

Mookie Betts: GONE

Celtics: SEASON MAY BE CANCELLED

Brad Marchand: CAN’T LICK PEOPLE RIGHT NOW

Boston sports are in complete disarray.


- stinger67

- MortChicken

i play a doctor on tv.
- kicksave856

- Pat1993

not that one. a good one.


now turn your head and cough.

not that one. a good one.


now turn your head and cough.
- kicksave856

- Pat1993

no not doogie howser either.

okay, i'm not really a doctor.

no not doogie howser either.
- kicksave856

that is not doogie

- Pat1993

I have never watched that show but I can promise you that this is a very stupid show

I have never watched that show but I can promise you that this is a very stupid show
- mr.peanut

honestly I watched a couple of episodes and didn't find it bad...

honestly I watched a couple of episodes and didn't find it bad...
- Pat1993

new low

I have never watched that show but I can promise you that this is a very stupid show
- mr.peanut

Mrs26 loves it, so..

a Costco employee in Gatineau was handing out the TP to customers, to avoid any fights lol

new low
- mr.peanut

coming from you, this means I'm on the right path lol

Oh, they'll be none of that.

Just gonna head to the cabin and live off the land.
- pete26

Gonna brew you own moonshine?

a Costco employee in Gatineau was handing out the TP to customers, to avoid any fights lol
- Pat1993

I don't get it one bit

a Costco employee in Gatineau was handing out the TP to customers, to avoid any fights lol
- Pat1993

In the toilets?

a Costco employee in Gatineau was handing out the TP to customers, to avoid any fights lol
- Pat1993

Do people know you can get TP in many places that aren't Costco?

In the toilets?
- MortChicken

that would be something

Gonna brew you own moonshine?
- MortChicken

I just might cook off another batch.

Do people know you can get TP in many places that aren't Costco?
- BashCH

yes, but for people who aren't regular human beings they need an industrial quantity not found in grocery stores

yes, but for people who aren't regular human beings they need an industrial quantity not found in grocery stores
- Pat1993

no scratch that, these people are probably too regular...

no scratch that, these people are probably too regular...
- Pat1993

let these suckers panic. i am chewing this front yard tree i never liked into a nice fine pulp and then pressing it between two books to make my own toilet paper.

let these suckers panic. i am chewing this front yard tree i never liked into a nice fine pulp and then pressing it between two books to make my own toilet paper.
- kicksave856

That's a good initiative. Be sure though no one sees you making it, because someone will want to fight you over it for sure

That's a good initiative. Be sure though no one sees you making it, because someone will want to fight you over it for sure
- Pat1993

oh, nobody is gonna wanna fight me with all this poop on my hands.