not that i liked the song before but i've learned to really hate "more than words," by extreme because of some of these sing-alongs. it's the filipino go to song.
- RealityChecker

I will survive
Dancing Queen or any Abba
The Carpenters

And bill Gates just stepped down from Microsoft hours after trump said publicly we know where this came from. Bill Gates foundation is about vaccines and a simulation of the virus was done in Oct by him and in October Jeffrey epstien mysteriously hung himself apparently a day before he was going to blow the whistle on everything. Ten years ago at a seminar gates pointed out population reduction will be done by vaccines and health care huh. The vaccines are filled with formeldihide that attack your organs and weakens your immune system.
- Bettmanhatesus

almost perfect...

but you forgot to tie in the illuminati.

I will survive
Dancing Queen or any Abba
The Carpenters
- VANTEL

now you're just trying to trigger my ptsd.

you buy your flowers from supermarkets?

i always thought you loved your wife? does she know that she's been getting safeway flowers?

do you buy her jewellery from zales too?


- RealityChecker

On TP

I will survive
Dancing Queen or any Abba
The Carpenters
- VANTEL

fuk

fuk
- VanHockeyGuy

Nothing finer my son



https://twitter.com/i/status/1239276728482254848

Here is a good one

Severe dairy allergy? Ouch. I can’t imagine because dairy is a major portion of my diet.

My brother in law is an anti-dairy advocate and he’s always telling me the evils of dairy.

I don’t listen.
- bloatedmosquito

How can cheese be evil? It's so tasty on everything.

Very smart women . You should always have a 2 weeks supply of food and water.

Can you ask her for me how come she married a dummy
- VANTEL

Because I’m tall, slim and handsome, and I treat her like like it’s the first month we met every day of her life

As a person with a severe dairy allergy I had to go to 4 different grocery stores to find Earth’s Own Cashew Milk.

You wouldn’t believe the horror I felt thinking I won’t be able to make a cashew milk latte when I might have to self quarantine.


I just joking about the hoarding frenzy, but to see shelves cleared out at 4 different store was eye opening.
- Makita

The trains are still running, and I doubt that will stop. Even imports that travel by sea will continue as long as the crews that handle them are tested. ( OK, total conjecture)

Once the hysteria slows there will be an overflow of goods as people will have stocked 2 months or more worth. Then you buy a decade's worth.

you buy your flowers from supermarkets?

i always thought you loved your wife? does she know that she's been getting safeway flowers?

do you buy her jewellery from zales too?


- RealityChecker

hey when you forget and the flower shop is closed you do what must be done.

Because I’m tall, slim and handsome, and I treat her like like it’s the first month we met every day of her life
- LeftCoaster

Hang on to her . Any women that and has seen you naked and still sticks around is a keeper.

Nothing finer my son



https://twitter.com/i/status/1239276728482254848

Here is a good one
- VANTEL

Hang on to her . Any women that and has seen you naked and still sticks around is a keeper.
- VANTEL

At 53 she’s still a looker, me, well I’ve got lots of money

At 53 she’s still a looker, me, well I’ve got lots of money
- LeftCoaster

Hang on to her . Any women that and has seen you naked and still sticks around is a keeper.
- VANTEL

women highly value humour. seeing him naked has kept her laughing all these years.

And bill Gates just stepped down from Microsoft hours after trump said publicly we know where this came from. Bill Gates foundation is about vaccines and a simulation of the virus was done in Oct by him and in October Jeffrey epstien mysteriously hung himself apparently a day before he was going to blow the whistle on everything. Ten years ago at a seminar gates pointed out population reduction will be done by vaccines and health care huh. The vaccines are filled with formeldihide that attack your organs and weakens your immune system.
- Bettmanhatesus

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQKG6_0mMfo

And bill Gates just stepped down from Microsoft hours after trump said publicly we know where this came from. Bill Gates foundation is about vaccines and a simulation of the virus was done in Oct by him and in October Jeffrey epstien mysteriously hung himself apparently a day before he was going to blow the whistle on everything. Ten years ago at a seminar gates pointed out population reduction will be done by vaccines and health care huh. The vaccines are filled with formeldihide that attack your organs and weakens your immune system.
- Bettmanhatesus

https://www.ted.com/talks..._re_not_ready?language=en

And bill Gates just stepped down from Microsoft hours after trump said publicly we know where this came from. Bill Gates foundation is about vaccines and a simulation of the virus was done in Oct by him and in October Jeffrey epstien mysteriously hung himself apparently a day before he was going to blow the whistle on everything. Ten years ago at a seminar gates pointed out population reduction will be done by vaccines and health care huh. The vaccines are filled with formeldihide that attack your organs and weakens your immune system.
- Bettmanhatesus

Lol, thanks for the laugh

https://www.ted.com/talks/bill_gates_the_next_outbreak_we_re_not_ready?language=en
- manvanfan

So it is an outbreak or not?

Coincidence....? Apophenia...?

hey when you forget and the flower shop is closed you do what must be done.
- LeftCoaster

Steal flowers from the cemetery?

So it is an outbreak or not?
- golfingsince

Was that the movie with Dustin Hoffman?

women highly value humour. seeing him naked has kept her laughing all these years.
- RealityChecker

😂😂

Was that the movie with Dustin Hoffman?
- Marwood

Tootsie?