Lmfao!

Well I sent that to my older sister cause she takes the train and what not. Not clicking the link until about 20 min later so she will be waking up to seeing a massive black hammer in the morning

Epic fail hahaha
- LeafGuy89

Isn't she used to waking up to that?

Isn't she used to waking up to that?
- Zezel

Damnit, I guess I set myself up for that one.

Well played, dude! Haha

Damnit, I guess I set myself up for that one.

Well played, dude! Haha
- LeafGuy89

I mean, it was there, you asked for it, I had to lol

Isn't she used to waking up to that?
- Zezel

Like you're not?

Like you're not?
- .HOHO.

Like your hat's not!

Like your hat's not!
- Zezel

Wrong.
My hat is full of Purell

FACT.

You're a pant load, but cheers!



- winsix

She's gonna suction cup herself to the floor...

A months supply of food, water and prescriptions for you and your family are bare minimum. Add a good first aid kit with a generator and fuel reserves you might make it in Grid Down. The unprepared will want what you have. Arm yourselves, if firearms are not an option buy a chainsaw. Nobody’s busting down a door with a chainsaw ripping on the other side.
Still calling Leafs vs. Nucks SCF 2020 FTW.

Mike Augello: NHL suspending play due to Coronavirus pandemic
- mikeinbuffalo

(frank)ing refs, babs and hutch🤦‍♂️

edit: nice alliteration 👍🏿

Man, I can't really go in for the jerky because I'm low sodium, if I made some I'd probably eat it all..I'd have to somehow ration it. Goose jerky eh? Have you done duck? I love duck.

I did dry enough reaper and scorpion peppers to light up a swimming pool of chili though 🌶️
- Zezel

Jerky is awesome lol. Either that or pepperettes.

Amazing, as long as the virus stays in Sunnybrook, we should all be good to go
- TheMussel

Good job Canada! Keep it there folks!

No it’s cancelled now.
- bryant

Meanwhile I thought the Corona virus would be the best thing that ever happened to golf.
With no other sport on and golf being outside with players not needing to be close to each other, I figured they could keep it going and since it'd be the only thing on, people would actually watch it in record numbers.

A months supply of food, water and prescriptions for you and your family are bare minimum. Add a good first aid kit with a generator and fuel reserves you might make it in Grid Down. The unprepared will want what you have. Arm yourselves, if firearms are not an option buy a chainsaw. Nobody’s busting down a door with a chainsaw ripping on the other side.
Still calling Leafs vs. Nucks SCF 2020 FTW.
- DrunkenCanuck

I don't think this is all quite necessary lol. This isn't the Black Death pt 2, we're dealing with. Although I do have a chainsaw...

Meanwhile I thought the Corona virus would be the best thing that ever happened to golf.
With no other sport on and golf being outside with players not needing to be close to each other, I figured they could keep it going and since it'd be the only thing on, people would actually watch it in record numbers.
- Thecakeisalie

The problem is all the jacking each other off in the clubhouse

The problem is all the jacking each other off in the clubhouse
- Zezel

Climate Change,
Stock Market Crash
Corona Virus
No Sports
No Toilet paper
and its Friday the 13th

What could go wrong?

Climate Change,
Stock Market Crash
Corona Virus
No Sports
No Toilet paper
and its Friday the 13th

What could go wrong?
- winsix

Lol

Never thought toilet paper would be an issue. I'm running low. But I got some serviettes. I might use them even if I don't need to. They have an intriguing textured pattern.

Mayor John Tory officially closes Toronto's subway system beginning 3/13/2020. Outage map lists closing by station, beginning with Union Station

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BG48ENgCEAAIDl9.jpg

Toronto and TTC officially and go into lockdown as it tries to contain this deadly virus.
- LeafGuy89

Isn't she used to waking up to that?
- Zezel

The problem is all the jacking each other off in the clubhouse
- Zezel

*wonders if there is a market for Astroglide, with added Purell*

- Aetherial

Mayor Jim Watson asked the Ottawa Public Transit Commission to close the LRT, but couldn't due to it not functioning again.

Mayor Jim Watson asked the Ottawa Public Transit Commission to close the LRT, but couldn't due to it not functioning again.
- AdamFrench

But what is the parking situation?

Lol

Never thought toilet paper would be an issue. I'm running low. But I got some serviettes. I might use them even if I don't need to. They have an intriguing textured pattern.
- Zezel

you're killing it today

She's gonna suction cup herself to the floor...
- FatGuyLilCoat84

well played

*wonders if there is a market for Astroglide, with added Purell*
- Aetherial

Goldmine!

Goldmine!
- Zezel