then tear those strips down the middle for even more TP!!
- daeth

Or, just flip the TP over.. Boom, clean TP again

hell if you use your hand you have INFINITE TP
- daeth

Or, just flip the TP over.. Boom, clean TP again
- PatC80

you got dang genius!

Drust dank sum whine...*falls down*
- AdamFrench

excellent

well thats why I did, I didnt want to go out in 2 weeks and find none.
we are stocked for at least a month. accounting for extra time spent home working
- senstroll

Good move cause now you cant poach the paper at the office.

There's a difference between being a shallow pretty-boy and being corrupt.
- Atomic Wedgie

are you saying JT isn't corrupt?

Yesterday morning, I realized our house needed TP.

I had to go to three places before I found some - the last ones at Shoppers' Drug Mart.

It's franking madness, but you'd better buy yourself some soon, because right now, it's scarce.

And I may have to give half of my stash to my parents.
- Atomic Wedgie

Order it from costco

you got dang genius!
- daeth

I have to be creative nowadays

Yesterday morning, I realized our house needed TP.

I had to go to three places before I found some - the last ones at Shoppers' Drug Mart.

It's franking madness, but you'd better buy yourself some soon, because right now, it's scarce.

And I may have to give half of my stash to my parents.
- Atomic Wedgie

I was in Costco last week getting a few things. We just so happened to be out so I grabbed some tp there.

It was pure chaos in there last week, I can’t imagine what it’s like now.

Just spent 230 bucks at the LCBO
- TheMussel

$140 for me.

And $80 at beer store

You can never be to careful.

$140 for me.

And $80 at beer store

You can never be to careful.
- bryant

got me ~$160 in sour ales alone yesterday lol

Just spent 230 bucks at the LCBO
- TheMussel

Just spent 209 bucks at the ammo source.

Just spent 209 bucks at the ammo source.
- bobbyisno1

that's a lotta money for one bullet

-what i'd say if you were UG

It's like people think we have to wait for next year's TP harvest to ripen or something, it'll be restocked, they don't have to age it or some poop.

One nice upside of not drinking no more is I hadn't even considered what a poopshow the LC might be in these end of days. I don't miss those lineups.

$140 for me.

And $80 at beer store

You can never be to careful.
- bryant

I haven't been to the beer store yet. Couldn't carry all of it.

Also, crappy tire at main square danforth is out of toilet paper. I cannot believe how idiotic people are.

It's like people think we have to wait for next year's TP harvest to ripen or something, it'll be restocked, they don't have to age it or some poop.

One nice upside of not drinking no more is I hadn't even considered what a poopshow the LC might be in these end of days. I don't miss those lineups.
- Zezel

You know how (frank)ing long it takes to roll this poop into a usable product? It takes 19 illegal immigrants 7 hours per roll.

It's like people think we have to wait for next year's TP harvest to ripen or something, it'll be restocked, they don't have to age it or some poop.

One nice upside of not drinking no more is I hadn't even considered what a poopshow the LC might be in these end of days. I don't miss those lineups.
- Zezel

it was fine last night at least, no unusual lineups or anything

it was fine last night at least, no unusual lineups or anything
- daeth

Yeah but tonight will be armageddon

You know how (frank)ing long it takes to roll this poop into a usable product? It takes 19 illegal immigrants 7 hours per roll.


- AdamFrench

Lmao

Went to Costco today....

Turned around and walked out.
Every line to check out ran the entire length of the store.

People are dumb.

Yeah but tonight will be armageddon
- Zezel

~60g of weed and a (frank)ton of beer, im set

UNLESS THIS LASTS MORE THAN 2 DAYS

~60g of weed and a (frank)ton of beer, im set

UNLESS THIS LASTS MORE THAN 2 DAYS
- daeth

~60g of weed and a (frank)ton of beer, im set

UNLESS THIS LASTS MORE THAN 2 DAYS
- daeth

Start eating the TP at that point.

Start eating the TP at that point.
- AdamFrench

that poop is worth its weight in gold tho

Yeah but tonight will be armageddon
- Zezel

who posted that Armageddon is tonight?... dumb... its Friday...

never ever have Armageddon on a friday.

these young people