All you really need in a time of crisis/ quarantine is 50 bottles of wine, 200 beers, some protein bars, massage oil, lube, a few dumbells, tight jeans, and no condoms. Perhaps some candles and a spa diffuser as well. I’m over prepared
- CanuckDon

Alcohol kills bacteria, that's not opinion it's just fact, we should all just do shots.

Ya, I think there is very good reason to be concerned – especially if all the people actually working in health care and around the virus are. The hysteria over TP is comically absurd, but panic does strange things to people.

Living in New York City, it's going to hit hard here I think. My GF's sister has a 2 year old and is currently pregnant, and their dad had lung cancer last year. Scary times.
- NewYorkNuck

Yeah I'd be a bit concerned if I were living in such a densely populated city.

Sharks and blue jackets announce upcoming home games will be played without fans due to covid-19

All you really need in a time of crisis/ quarantine is 50 bottles of wine, 200 beers, some protein bars, massage oil, lube, a few dumbells, tight jeans, and no condoms. Perhaps some candles and a spa diffuser as well. I’m over prepared
- CanuckDon

What's the massage oil for?

Fake news
- 1970vintage

Wow. In what way?

What's the massage oil for?
- belcherbd

Less embarrassing than saying anal lube.

Edit: no, sorry, he listed lube...

How’s your investments doing? My bank stocks are doing absolute poop but my Walmart is keeping me from selling off.

Keep buying that toilet paper folks!
- bloatedmosquito

I’m getting crushed. Down 25%. Luckily I sold loads last Friday.

Tanev out week to week

Only a matter of time.

Alcohol kills bacteria, that's not opinion it's just fact, we should all just do shots.
- Codes1087

Or I’ll do you one better....

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We aren’t allowed to travel or attend any dinners, conferences or sporting events. I’ve ripped up 1000’s in canucks seats the last few days. Just brutal
- CanuckDon

can't even give them away? kind of surprised you had to rip them up...

Sharks and blue jackets announce upcoming home games will be played without fans due to covid-19
- Codes1087

you'd think they'd let some fans attend still, if not a full arena...

If you watch John Oliver, his last segment on Corona is pretty solid. There are some terrible infomercial priests hocking silver as a cure for it and then reports of people gargling bleach
- NewYorkNuck

JO is a phoney... he's got a slick production... but I don't take advice from him either, he's just entertainment.

Who's going to make the call on cancelling our yearly HB picnic?

JO is a phoney... he's got a slick production... but I don't take advice from him either, he's just entertainment.
- kaptaan

Booo

Who's going to make the call on cancelling our yearly HB picnic?
- bloatedmosquito

I don't think I have been to one yet.

Who's going to make the call on cancelling our yearly HB picnic?
- bloatedmosquito

I'm video conferencing with the committee this evening, I'll keep every one posted.

I'm video conferencing with the committee this evening, I'll keep every one posted.
- Marwood

The Canucks will finally make the playoffs for the first time in 5 years and the playoffs will be cancelled. Then the virus will be cured and the draft will commence. Sadly, we won’t have any picks.

The Canucks will finally make the playoffs for the first time in 5 years and the playoffs will be cancelled. Then the virus will be cured and the draft will commence. Sadly, we won’t have any picks.
- CanuckDon

The Canucks will finally make the playoffs for the first time in 5 years and the playoffs will be cancelled. Then the virus will be cured and the draft will commence. Sadly, we won’t have any picks.
- CanuckDon

Who's going to make the call on cancelling our yearly HB picnic?
- bloatedmosquito

Whoops, accidental flag when meaning to quote.

Ironically enough, victoria just announced their first case of confirmed coronavirus and I have absolutely no (frank)ing supply of toilet paper

Whoops, accidental flag when meaning to quote.

Ironically enough, victoria just announced their first case of confirmed coronavirus and I have absolutely no (frank)ing supply of toilet paper
- Codes1087

I just read Adrian Dix's announcement about first case on Vancouver Island amongst the seven new cases today. Oh man...

I just read Adrian Dix's announcement about first case on Vancouver Island amongst the seven new cases today. Oh man...
- bloatedmosquito

Seven new cases today?? I hadnt read/heard.

The Canucks will finally make the playoffs for the first time in 5 years and the playoffs will be cancelled. Then the virus will be cured and the draft will commence. Sadly, we won’t have any picks.
- CanuckDon

Thinking the same. Kind of reminds me of when there was going to be an Expos - Blue jays world series, then the league went on strike. Does anyone remember that?

Seven new cases today?? I hadnt read/heard.
- Codes1087

Announced about an hour ago...

https://globalnews.ca/new...s-bc-health-daily-update/

Whoops, accidental flag when meaning to quote.

Ironically enough, victoria just announced their first case of confirmed coronavirus and I have absolutely no (frank)ing supply of toilet paper
- Codes1087

PM me, I can offer you a family discount. Went Costco today and filled the Winnebago.