Why didn’t you warn me that kids are expensive
- Fredo

Just use washable diapers and buy clothes at Village des Valeurs.

Didn't expect I'd hear an Ace Ventura II quote today.
- BashCH

Every day for me. My daughter is obsessed.

Why didn’t you warn me that kids are expensive
- Fredo

they can be 15 or $20,000 on the black market.

Why is your avatar the shriners hospital kid with a mustache?
- mr.peanut

He was in New Jersey Sunday.

Every day for me. My daughter is obsessed.
- hscesq

Not gonna lie I still chuckle when he gets hit in the legs with the arrows

Not gonna lie I still chuckle when he gets hit in the legs with the arrows
- Fredo

He was in New Jersey Sunday.
- AGalchenyuk27

He's been kicksave this entire time?

they can be 15 or $20,000 on the black market.
- kicksave856

Cool what’s your best offer for a chunky 13 months old BL?

- Scabeh

- MortChicken

I (frank)ing love Jim Carrey.

Every day for me. My daughter is obsessed.
- hscesq

Well, she has great taste

Cool what’s your best offer for a chunky 13 months old BL?
- Fredo

How chunky are we talking about here?

I (frank)ing love Jim Carrey.
- Scabeh

Me, Myself and Irene was one of my favorite to watch during work when I was working at a videostore.

Well, she has great taste
- BashCH

If I tell her it's time for bed, or we have to leave for a game, or whatever, via text, it's just about guaranteed that I will get a .gif with "Alrighty Then".

I (frank)ing love Jim Carrey.
- Scabeh

He used to be so funny

He's been kicksave this entire time?
- mr.peanut

what a great guy!

Cool what’s your best offer for a chunky 13 months old BL?
- Fredo

i just want to hold the baby. i can't buy the baby.

If I tell her it's time for bed, or we have to leave for a game, or whatever, via text, it's just about guaranteed that I will get a .gif with "Alrighty Then".
- hscesq

Why didn’t you warn me that kids are expensive
- Fredo

I have a 2 yr old and I don't know what you're talking about...

If I tell her it's time for bed, or we have to leave for a game, or whatever, via text, it's just about guaranteed that I will get a .gif with "Alrighty Then".
- hscesq

Nice

How chunky are we talking about here?

- Garfield512

Not that bad but don't touch his spaghetti if you wanna keep those fingers

I have a 2 yr old and I don't know what you're talking about...
- Good On Paper

He wouldn't find it that expensive if he wasn't still paying that Jaguar.

If I tell her it's time for bed, or we have to leave for a game, or whatever, via text, it's just about guaranteed that I will get a .gif with "Alrighty Then".
- hscesq

Cute!

I have a 2 yr old and I don't know what you're talking about...
- Good On Paper

Just wait for that trip to the orthodontist

Nice
- BashCH

Or if I tell her she needs to set the table, or do some other chore, and she doesn't answer, I'll text her name with a question mark and I get the "Yes, Satan??" .gif.