Oh seriously That was just a sausage joke
- _nay_

No I have a girlfriend here but she's not Polish is all.

No I have a girlfriend here but she's not Polish is all.
- jugkope

I had no idea

1) you had a girlfriend

2) you were in Poland

I "thought" you were still in Laval and dated a Polish, sausage-obsessed girl.

But great for you, on both accounts.

Good God no. Abortion is illegal here unless the fetus is too freaky, it's a health risk for the mother (which we might manage to argue) or if it's rape and a prosecutor authorizes it.
- jugkope

remember, just pull it out and spray it all over.

changing the sheets is much easier than changing a diaper.

I had no idea

1) you had a girlfriend

2) you were in Poland

I "thought" you were still in Laval and dated a Polish, sausage-obsessed girl.

But great for you, on both accounts.
- _nay_

Well that's your problem for not keeping up

remember, just pull it out and spray it all over.

changing the sheets is much easier than changing a diaper.
- kicksave856

The one time we had sex so far was 2 days after her period, so least fertility, I was wearing a condom, and I didn't finish. If she'd gotten pregnant from that I would have been the most unlucky man on Earth.

The one time we had sex so far was 2 days after her period, so least fertility, I was wearing a condom, and I didn't finish. If she'd gotten pregnant from that I would have been the most unlucky man on Earth.
- jugkope

i mean, you finished afterward, right? cause if not dem big blue balls must be dragging behind you everywhere you go.

i mean, you finished afterward, right? cause if not dem big blue balls must be dragging behind you everywhere you go.
- kicksave856

I sense a GIF coming from some goofball here ...

Louis Domingue on waivers. Would probably be an upgrade over what we got right now...

i mean, you finished afterward, right? cause if not dem big blue balls must be dragging behind you everywhere you go.
- kicksave856

Yeah I did.

Louis Domingue on waivers. Would probably be an upgrade over what we got right now...
- BashCH

Colorado probably hoping he falls to them

Louis Domingue on waivers. Would probably be an upgrade over what we got right now...
- BashCH

Meh ... AHL goalies are a dime a dozen IMO.

Yeah I did.
- jugkope

good good.

Louis Domingue on waivers. Would probably be an upgrade over what we got right now...
- BashCH

Not so sure about that but anyway were trying to lose games here

Not so sure about that but anyway were trying to lose games here
- stinger67

We've got Kinkaid already.

We've got Kinkaid already.
- jugkope

Not only that, but they already have too many goalies

Price, Lindgren, Kinkaid, Primeau, McNiven, Lacouvee

Not only that, but they already have too many goalies

Price, Lindgren, Kinkaid, Primeau, McNiven, Lacouvee
- stinger67

you made those last two names up

you made those last two names up
- kicksave856

They're real!

https://www.hockeydb.com/...s/pdisplay.php?pid=170151

https://www.hockeydb.com/...s/pdisplay.php?pid=133551

remember, just pull it out and spray it all over.

changing the sheets is much easier than changing a diaper.
- kicksave856

This really should be a t-shirt.

The one time we had sex so far was 2 days after her period, so least fertility, I was wearing a condom, and I didn't finish. If she'd gotten pregnant from that I would have been the most unlucky man on Earth.
- jugkope

Congrats on the impending fatherhood!

Congrats on the impending fatherhood!
- AGalchenyuk27

- Pat1993

But it is still illegal here.

But it is still illegal here.
- jugkope

Meh you just need the DIY kit and you can do it at home

Namestnikov not dressing tonight, he's about to get dealt

Meh you just need the DIY kit and you can do it at home
- obie

I don't have the appropriate training.

I don't have the appropriate training.
- jugkope

Training?

Just watch a YouTube video on how to!