I had a vasectomy this morning 😣
- mr.sir

Meh, had one years ago and drove home afterwards.
No biggie

yes of course they will

they were saying Tavares was in a slump when he had only 20 points in 20 games
- senstroll

I'm positive Dreger would be leading the charge too..

No.
Andersen is much better than soup.
Folks in the media have touched on this, but realize as of now, soup isnt a 1b. Hes a 2.
That could change if freddy sucks balls, but not a discussion now
- Fakepartofme

I know, and you're right.. I can fully picture Dreger and Cox and Simmons starting to stir the pot.

I had a vasectomy this morning 😣
- mr.sir

If you're serious, here's an actual piece of advice: You'll feel fine in a day or two. You're not. Continue to rest and relax.

I thought I was fine after a couple of days and mowed the lawn. About a half hour later I thought my groin was going to explode - and that lasted for about 3 days.

Also my son, who was probably 3 at the time decided to launch himself in the air while I was laying on the couch and land with both feet right there.

In short: Metal protective underwear, frozen peas, don't move.

I had a heart stress test.

I imagine I enjoyed my morning more than you did yours.
- Aetherial

Wife owes me!

If you're serious, here's an actual piece of advice: You'll feel fine in a day or two. You're not. Continue to rest and relax.

I thought I was fine after a couple of days and mowed the lawn. About a half hour later I thought my groin was going to explode - and that lasted for about 3 days.

Also my son, who was probably 3 at the time decided to launch himself in the air while I was laying on the couch and land with both feet right there.

In short: Metal protective underwear, frozen peas, don't move.
- Monkeypunk

Sending my son to grannies for the night 👍
Icing currently

Off work til Tuesday

Thx for the tips

If you're serious, here's an actual piece of advice: You'll feel fine in a day or two. You're not. Continue to rest and relax.

I thought I was fine after a couple of days and mowed the lawn. About a half hour later I thought my groin was going to explode - and that lasted for about 3 days.

Also my son, who was probably 3 at the time decided to launch himself in the air while I was laying on the couch and land with both feet right there.

In short: Metal protective underwear, frozen peas, don't move.
- Monkeypunk

I know I'm not supposed to laugh.. But, I can't help it..

No.
Andersen is much better than soup.
Folks in the media have touched on this, but realize as of now, soup isnt a 1b. Hes a 2.
That could change if freddy sucks balls, but not a discussion now
- Fakepartofme

Whoa whoa whoa.

There can't be two soups on the team.

Soup is taken. Campbell can only have it temporarily.

I know, and you're right.. I can fully picture Dreger and Cox and Simmons starting to stir the pot.
- PatC80

Soup? Stir the pot?

I see what you did there.

Whoa whoa whoa.

There can't be two soups on the team.

Soup is taken. Campbell can only have it temporarily.
- prock

Mikheyev = Borscht soupy
Campbell = Vegetable soupy?

Soup? Stir the pot?

I see what you did there.
- prock

Dreger will be leading the charge if Andersen doesn't have a 72 shutout tonight.

I had a vasectomy this morning 😣
- mr.sir

On the bright side you can look forward to some worry-free bareback?

Whoa whoa whoa.

There can't be two soups on the team.

Soup is taken. Campbell can only have it temporarily.
- prock

He can be called Noodles, as in Chicken Noodle Soup

He can be called Noodles, as in Chicken Noodle Soup
- TheMussel

That might upset Jaime McLennan..

That might upset Jaime McLennan..
- PatC80

(frank) his lame ass.

Well who knows if that continues.

But yeah, I agree, I think the way he's played he'd be just fine on the 3rd line. Again, small sample size.

If he's on your second line, that's a problem for sure. At least at this point.
- prock

I agree, but I just do not know if he could out perform Kerfoot.

I had a vasectomy this morning 😣
- mr.sir

Says every guy that wakes up next to his wife.

Says every guy that wakes up next to his wife.
- bobbyisno1

I know I'm not supposed to laugh.. But, I can't help it..
- PatC80

It's funny NOW.

I agree, but I just do not know if he could out perform Kerfoot.
- bobbyisno1

Well, if he keeps this up to the end of the season, bumping him the third line and trading Kerfoot could provide a draft pick in return and some helpful cap relief.

Whoa whoa whoa.

There can't be two soups on the team.

Soup is taken. Campbell can only have it temporarily.
- prock

Call the fatter one “Chunky.”

I had a vasectomy this morning 😣
- mr.sir

just keep those frozen peas on your junk. relax and binge watch your favorite shows.

I had one done few year ago and took the TTC street car home.

I know I'm not supposed to laugh.. But, I can't help it..
- PatC80

yeah his son WWE'd him.

Can you smell what the The Rock Son is cooking!

[quote=prock]
Isn't Kerfoot on the 2nd line with Taveras and Nylander?

I know, and you're right.. I can fully picture Dreger and Cox and Simmons starting to stir the pot.
- PatC80

They gotta get hits i guess.