I got a rock.
- Steven_Seagull

More like a pebble.

Can I not and say I did?
- Steven_Seagull

Yes. Don’t say his name three times another blog may appear.

Yes. Don’t say his name three times another blog may appear.
- Cptmjl

You take that back right now.... Take it back.

More like a pebble.
- Aetherial

they say Santo gotta f'n Saturn V

they say Santo gotta f'n Saturn V
- 21peter

I got Columbia, it explodes upon entry.

I got Columbia, it explodes upon entry.
- Zezel

*enjoy your ban

*enjoy your ban
- 21peter

I will, I need to get off this poop.

I got Columbia, it explodes upon entry.
- Zezel

Got a hurricane Katrina joke ready, too?

I got Columbia, it explodes upon entry.
- Zezel

*spies on Zezel*

One of Johnson, Kapenin or Kerfoot, Bracco, Ceci, Barrie or 2020 2nd, and a defense prospect not named Liljgren or Sandin for Dumba and Foligno.

The Wild gets a top six winger, a potential top six winger, a dman to hold a spot this year, a chance to trade Barrie as a rental or just take the 2nd round pick, and one of the Leafs many dman prospects that are a year or so away.

The Leafs get a top four right handed dman and a physical winger who they can keep or move for picks.

It leaves a pretty balanced D core:

Reilly-Dumba
Muzzen-Holl
Sandin-Dermott or Dermott-Barrie for the playoffs. Would prefer to keep Barrie for the playoffs.

Cap would work due to the injuries this year plus Dumba is only a little above $5million.

Then they need to get Casey DeSmith for Hutch and whatever prospects or picks they want.

Got a hurricane Katrina joke ready, too?
- Steven_Seagull

I tried to come up with something but I've got nothing.

My previous joke wasn't making fun of dead astronauts just for the record, it was making fun of my extremely limited sexual endurance. I'm like Matthews in Game 7, you can put me in there but I'm back on the bench spent in 40 seconds.

By the way last night I visited an ex and we ordered pizza then I gave Matthews a shift before the pizza got there. Savvy veteran play.

One of Johnson, Kapenin or Kerfoot, Bracco, Ceci, Barrie or 2020 2nd, and a defense prospect not named Liljgren or Sandin for Dumba and Foligno.

The Wild gets a top six winger, a potential top six winger, a dman to hold a spot this year, a chance to trade Barrie as a rental or just take the 2nd round pick, and one of the Leafs many dman prospects that are a year or so away.

The Leafs get a top four right handed dman and a physical winger who they can keep or move for picks.

It leaves a pretty balanced D core:

Reilly-Dumba
Muzzen-Holl
Sandin-Dermott or Dermott-Barrie for the playoffs. Would prefer to keep Barrie for the playoffs.

Cap would work due to the injuries this year plus Dumba is only a little above $5million.

Then they need to get Casey DeSmith for Hutch and whatever prospects or picks they want.
- crawfordg

I can’t see Barrie being traded if we’re going to do this playoff thingy.

JMO

I tried to come up with something but I've got nothing.

My previous joke wasn't making fun of dead astronauts just for the record, it was making fun of my extremely limited sexual endurance. I'm like Matthews in Game 7, you can put me in there but I'm back on the bench spent in 40 seconds.

By the way last night I visited an ex and we ordered pizza then I gave Matthews a shift before the pizza got there. Savvy veteran play.
- Zezel

Veteran move

I thought we all received a pretend “ignore” button, why isn’t it being used?


GO LEAFS GO

I tried to come up with something but I've got nothing.

My previous joke wasn't making fun of dead astronauts just for the record, it was making fun of my extremely limited sexual endurance. I'm like Matthews in Game 7, you can put me in there but I'm back on the bench spent in 40 seconds.

By the way last night I visited an ex and we ordered pizza then I gave Matthews a shift before the pizza got there. Savvy veteran play.
- Zezel

I tried to come up with something but I've got nothing.

My previous joke wasn't making fun of dead astronauts just for the record, it was making fun of my extremely limited sexual endurance. I'm like Matthews in Game 7, you can put me in there but I'm back on the bench spent in 40 seconds.

By the way last night I visited an ex and we ordered pizza then I gave Matthews a shift before the pizza got there. Savvy veteran play.
- Zezel

🤣🤣🤣

In other news, Martin Frk blasted a 109.2mph in the AHL hardest shot.

https://www.instagram.com...gJTS/?igshid=x9f0ogetslnr

In other news, Martin Frk blasted a 109.2mph in the AHL hardest shot.

https://www.instagram.com...gJTS/?igshid=x9f0ogetslnr
- LeafGuy89

What a Frk’n shot 😮

I’ll show myself out

What a Frk’n shot 😮

I’ll show myself out
- Garnie

very nice

very nice
- Zezel

I was shocked that Al MacInnis can still shoot a puck at over 100mph at 56 years of age

I was shocked that Al MacInnis can still shoot a puck at over 100mph at 56 years of age
- PatC80

with a wooden stick none the less

I was shocked that Al MacInnis can still shoot a puck at over 100mph at 56 years of age
- PatC80

That's awesome.

I was shocked that Al MacInnis can still shoot a puck at over 100mph at 56 years of age
- PatC80

pretty much the only thing I got from this poop, and it was f'n awesome

pretty much the only thing I got from this poop, and it was f'n awesome
- 21peter

That and Marner in the shooting stars challenge was pretty cool.

That's awesome.
- Zezel

Yeah bud 100.4 mph using a wooden stick.